Presentation is important

Created: Monday, 01 June 2009 Written by Gentle_Tenant
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Put the finishing touch on your good work.

Now that you have learned how to shrink landlord's
heads into tasteful primitive art objects, you
will want to give them that professional look. How
about a custom made leather carry bag? Imagine the
gasps of admiration from strangers when you show
them one of your little treasures tucked snugly
inside its own little pouch.

If you are a smart tenant, you would have saved
all those useless scrotums during your many head
hunting adventures. Silly you, if you fed them to
stray dogs! Soon I will give you lessons in how
to convert what is usually considered waste tissue
from landlords, into fantastic high quality
leather pouches.