OUR PM HAS A HOTLINE TO THE ALMIGHTY!

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A month ago Australia's Prime Minister asked his people to pray for rain.

The good ones did, so now they have been rewarded with the drought broken and their reservoirs filling up.

John Howard proves why he is the greatest PM we have ever had and should once again be re-elected this year.

Choke on that latte-sippers!


Digger,

Cranbourne
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    · 19 years ago
    The Dark Lord is very subtle and tricky, as his loyal goblin John knows very well. Any water secured by prayers to Satan will be poisoned and bitter water. Those who worship or praise such water will be cast into the Pit. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth etc.
    - anti666
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    · 19 years ago
    Should I pray to him to get a root?

    I don't seem to be succeeding by any other means.
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    · 19 years ago
    'fterall, that's what your Aussie ancestors did. They dug for spuds, Potato roots. If it wern't for eat'n roots, the damned aboriginies would have devoured your ancestors skinny starving boddies.

    I rekon that's why you Aussies are obsessed with roots - it's all about what yer wretched ancestors did to feed their yungin's.
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    · 19 years ago
    Nah, it was that Chicken George character with the feathers in his hat set something off.
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    · 19 years ago
    The water flowing into our dams proves that our PM is right most of the time.

    Unlike the latte-sippers who invariably get it wrong.

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
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    · 19 years ago
    Digger, that's not rain flowing! Does it feel warm? That is the wonderful golden blessing that non-core John irrigates his loyal subjects with. If you tilt your head back, you may get a few drops going right into your gob! Now wouldn't that be great!
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