An important message from the Prime Minister to pensioners about their status.

Created: Wednesday, 24 October 2007 Written by Chato
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Errrr, for the purposes of this coming federal election,
pensioners shall be granted an exemption from the odious
imputation I had previously applied that they were enemies
of the Howardland state.

I hereby put them all on notice that when I get returned
to my previous vice-regal status, all pensioners shall
revert to their previous status, as scum, bludgers, cheats
malingerers, and total frauds.