EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!

Up yours you ignorant kunt

That's it I'm fucking leaving. Any room there in the Shaky isles?

I'm with you Tony! At last our Catholic schools will get some fair funding! May the good virgin bless your soul and Saint Paddy give you a beer!

Tony Bliar earns £140,000 for an after-dinner speech! FUUUCCCKKK!!!
http://www.smh.com.au/world/blair-a-x00a320m-man-of-conviction-20100820-138xh.html

Oh lord almighty! It looks those heathen greens will be running parliament!

My the Pope and all his saints strike them blind!

C'mon Saint Tony; do it for the Virgin!

Shee-it1 you can TYPE??? Which elbow do you use?

You'll be in hell while i'm with my lord and all his bare naked angels sinner!

Whip me.. please

What about the horny voter? What will they get?

Oh lord! What about my horn!

Yours sticky and unsated,

Hairy Fucknuckle

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I just lost to a mad monk.

I need some consolation

I need some Tina

I'm with you Alex! I have sent for my pipe and my Chinese whore.

Yours stoned, stiff, and flying,

Hairy Fuckyouruncle

Number 9

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Take a deep breath friends.

It's too early for triumphalism.

i hear Gough is making a comeback and Mal's going to be his deputy.

I stand by my claim that Tony Abbott will be our new PM. The electorate has voted overwhemingly for the Lib/Nats compared to the ALP; so the independents should listen to the will of the Australian people and support an Abbott Government.
Any other option would be undemocratic and a sham!

Digger,

Cranbourne

Bonkers Br'er Abbott - after holding his breath a really really long time - reckons that after the ''savage swing'' against Labor, ''the public expects a change of government''. Delusional as ever. The redhead may be compromised but she always did have more ligitimacy - and nouse - than the Mad monk. And since when is a lousy 2% considered “savage”? Get thee to a nunnery, Friar Fuck, you achieved bugger all except further destabilise your own fractured party. Enjoy the political wilderness, you village idiot, you've earned it. Cheers, Tina!

Australia has just dodged a bullet but Br'er Abbott remains armed and dangerous and wants to fire-at-will. Please be advised, padre pencil-neck, the panto is over, the band has retired for the night and the circus has left town. Now there's serious work to be done so back to your factional minders you go for further instructions. Meanwhile, with the Greens as a moral compass and balancing force, we may get a glimpse of parliamentary democracy at long last. Not sure if we should celebrate just yet but what the hell... keep those spritzers coming, Tina. Cheers!

Looks like the GG plant by the ALP could be their saviour. What a disgrace that the Queens representative has been degraded into just another Union apparatchik.

Your average Aussie won't stand for it if their desire for an Abbott government is thwarted by lefty corruption.

Digger,

Cranbourne

One week on and me and all fair dinkum Aussies are furious. How much longer will the ALP continue the charade that they have some right to govern? When will the left leaning media stop their bias and report what every fair minded observer knows is true; Tony Abbott won the election, and that he is the preferred PM. Gillard and her union thug backers should get out of the way and let him and the Coalition team get into office and drag Australia out of the muck that Labour has left us in.

And if the ALP and their latte sipping mates in the media don't stop meddling then they will feel the fury of your average Aussie. We have had enough; put Tony in charge!

Digger,

Cranbourne

Give the top job Bob Brown.