US BUM SNIFFER MADE AUSSIE FOREIGN MINISTER

Bob Carr, the erudite former Premier of New South Wales, has been appointed the new Foreign Minister of Australia.

Bob fits the job well; he is an admirer of Henry Kissinger, and is a tosser perfectly at home writing paeans to America’s greatness in Murdoch rags.

He will ably perform the Australian Foreign Minister main task; ensuring that we are so far up the Yanks arse that we can’t escape.