Monday, 05 December 2005 By Chato
Mutate now and avoid the rush!
Sydney to be renamed "Sickney"
in honour of being a victim of
corporate chemical terrorism. Anxious to get on the world
toxic bandwagon, Oz can now
stand tall and sick with the
most toxic nations on Earth.

With the discovery of massive
concentrations of dioxin in
Sydney harbour prawns, prawning
is now banned FOREVER.
The bans are also being placed
on fishing for many other species
and all fishing in the harbour may
be banned soon.

The concentrations of chlordane,
heptachlor and methyl mercury are
also world-class.

The robopathic Oz citizens again
rose to the challenge with their
world famous incapacity to care
or comprehend.
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