Created: Friday, 10 June 2005 Written by ChatoLatest REFORMS produce even more
FAIRNESS than we could have ever
imagined in our wildest dreams. The rabid little profit obsessed
Prick Manipulator and expert
turd-gulper, Judas Weasel
Horrid, following his father's
classic masterpiece, "MEIN KAMPF"
and that great blueprint for
national reform, the prophetic
"1984", has merged the MINISTRY
OF TRUTH, the MINISTRY OF LOVE
and the much-adored ZENTERLINK
into the MINISTRY OF FAIRNESS.
Just back in Ostrichlia, after a
stern testicle-fondling summit
with GLOBALIST NEOCONS in the
UNITED STATES, the shrivelled and
senile P.M. explained how the
insane child of his epileptic
brainstorm would work.
"In the bad old days, the filthy,
bludging working poor would
sometimes get a small grudging
increase in income, allowing them
the luxury of surviving yet another
bleak working day.
The terrible hardship imposed on
the poor employers by that unfair
regime tore at my heart!"
"So, instead of leaving the
fairness of wages and work
conditions up to the free market,
common decency and simple justice
and partial forces like that, we
now have an impartial and stern
mechanism for imposing fairness
upon the bludgers, with no
possibility of appeal."
"I envisage a day when the
MINISTRY OF FAIRNESS shall impose
fairness upon all aspects of the
lives of those who toil and serve
the noble and great HOWARDLAND!"
Showing the courage for which he
is famous, the little battler
warned the working poor.
"For all you bludgers who think
that working hard for little or
no money will save you, consider
I decide who survives, and the
means by which they survive!"
The overpaid loser and champion
of the bludging working poor,
Slim Burgerzley, attacked the new
MINISTRY OF FAIRNESS with vigour.
"It is about time somebody put
the boot into these overpaid,
overfed, fat, losing windbags
with their huge perks, subsidized
food and drink, huge retirement
schemes, sneaky allowances and
The P.M. has my full support."