I'll fucken vote for him

What a joke the ALP are. Time for JuLIAR and her gang of union hacks to get out the way and let a real man govern our nation again. Tony Abbott.

Oh you latte sippers are going to be in 7th heaven when PM Tony and his Cabinet of go-getters are in charge. Goodbye to all the reffos invading our great country; and none of that outrageous Carbon Tax either!

Digger,

Cranbourne

Wasn't it Tony Abbott's mentor John Howard that increased immigration by about 500%?

I think you may have taken 'the boats' line hook and sinker.

Rubbish Zorba. No reffo boats arrived on our shores once our greatest ever PM John Howard developed the Nauru solution.

Way things going now JuLIAR might even allow your free loading relatives into our great land, seeing that their country is going tits up! She is a disaster - get rid off her now!

Digger,

Cranbourne

I know. Howard set things up so thousands of refugees fly into the country in bulk using passenger aircraft.

Quick, fast and good for the economy.

People around here gawk at all of the Africans, Indians, Asians, Turks, Palestinians, Lebanese, etc etc and start talking about the ALP letting in all of the boat people.

John the Con (man) still has you belieiving the influx of migrants somehow has something to do with the ALP and the Greens.

Wrong.

Now where the fuck is my santuri?

Penny Wong for PM. Now there's tough, smart, brave leadership material right there. Abbutt would shit his speedos!

Dern't vote fer tyrants, whores, pimps 'n dummies. Vote fer me, RICARDOVITZ!!!! Prime Minister of Australia. I'll do y'all right. Freedom fer everyone. No more prisons 'n jail - dern't need 'em. Why? Cuz y'all is gonna git yer guns back 'n thar tain't gonna be no need fer huntin licenses. They's gonna be free ta run, 'n y/'all is gonna be free to punnish 'em how y'all see fittin.

Crime prevention - tain't no such thang - y'all 'll have guns 'n you git rid of criminals when you catch 'em in the act of wrongin someone.

Police - dern't need 'em. Gonna fire every last one of 'em. Save y'all tax dollars. Y'all is gonna be deputized ta smite out any thiev'n, murderin, bad guy.

I'm gonna privatize fire-fightin. Y'all want fire-trucks, then pay fer 'em. Y'all smarty smart folks who build yer houses outa concrete 'n metal dern't need 'em, so you dern't needa pay fer no fire-fightin.

Schools - gonna privatize that too! You git youngins - then you pay fer schoolin 'em....if you see fit to....er you can get 'em workin on any number of apprentice programs I'll be settin up. Idle hands is thar Devil's workshop - but y'all is gonna have Freedom ta decide schoolin er apprenticin.

Immigration Reform - I'm gonna give all y'all freedom thar too -- free ta run all them illegal grunts off of yer land....if you git the fortitude ta do it. If not, then I reckon they can stay.

I git a heap more programs like this - called Ricardovitz's Freedom First. Let Freedom work fer ya.....

Vote Ricardovitz in 2012.

I git one thang ta say 'bout PennyWong. He tain't nothin but a bad evil clown that lives in dirty 'ol sewers. Evil Clown - jest say no. Ricardovitz? Vote Yessiree.

I know one thing for sure, there is no way I'd vote for some redneck clown called 'Ricardovitz'.

Face it; if you haven't gone to Yale, Harvard, or Princetown you shouldn't even be allowed to vote, let alone hold high office.

So you sayin all I git ta do is hitch a ride to one of them places - Yale, Harvard, er Princetown 'n that aught ta qualify me? I reckon I can do that, but it won't make no nevermind. If'n I done bought me a T-shirt from Harvard with my hard earned money, that's be more work 'n effort than any lazy rich kid, or glorified n*g*e* student thar ever done. Y

As if we would allow someone as in bred as you near our hallowed halls of education! It is bad enough I have to pay tax to keep you Georgian pigfarmers rolling in shit.

Stupid Yanks yapping and napping while the roof caves in the the floor floods with bullshit. Those Chinese kingpins are just rubbing their hands in anticipation

Oh Kev! Look what ya gone did!

Go Kev!!

Shoot them down!

Abbott, Gillard, the faceless! Shot down! Shot down! Why you shot me!

My name is Tony Abbott and I am a:

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Gonna say it again, cuz it needs sayin - VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ IN 2012. Why? Cuz that sissy-boy Rudd 'n his band of sissy anus-pirates cain't win a flea off a goat's backside.

Git it tagether, Aussies - Y'all need a prime minister that'll kick the teeth of Vladimir Putin clear thru the roof of his mouth 'n pluck 'me out again with one of them Kevin-Rudd hippy dope-smokin roach clips. Git back yer guns. Git back yer freedom. Git Ricardovitz in 2012 - y'all ca do it!!!

Vote "fuckwit".

Ricky where do you stand on Tax on Tissues?

If nay, you've got my vote!

Yours in a horny funk of despair,

Herr Fuckedyouruncle

or Mrs..., could be Mrs Fish done it? I dunno.

Thar only thing you need taxes fer is national defense. Gotta keep the Japs, Gooks, Chinks, 'n other undesirables outa this here great land of Australia. But, them taxes you can git from tariffs. But, that a tax on the Undesireables, not on Australians. Income tax will be abolished. Property tax will be abolished. All gooberment employees 'll git paid minimum wage - $8.00/hour. Yep, gonna lower the minimum wage to git Australia competitive with all them slant-eyeds 'n Yankees. Any gooberment employee caught in corruption 'll get taxed 100% on evarything they own 'n 'll ever own on into the future. Yep, that includes EVARYONE - PRIME MINISTER INCLUDED!!!

So, I reckon if'n you dern't like making an honest wage of $8.00/hour, then get off the gooberment dole 'n GIT TO WORK!

So Ricky you do support those of us who pleasure ourselves!

Wonderful to hear. Now get off your sister and get to work in the fields; that cotton won't pick it self you know.