Fingernail Day 20

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As you can see it is getting ugly

Here it is now. As you can see it is getting ugly.

I am now on prescribed painkillers and have taken to dipping the finger in corn whisky and then sucking it. Anything to deaden the pain.

The smell is so bad my wife refuses to spend the night in our bed.
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    · 23 years ago
    I suspect it aint just the smell of your thumb your missus objects to!
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    · 23 years ago
    Corn Whisky with a trace of pus, now that's a Spritzer, probably taste/smell like Tullamore dew
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    · 23 years ago
    Take a bath you malodorous bastard!
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    · 23 years ago
    Is that your dick ?
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    · 23 years ago
    sure looks like it. From what you say, smells like it too.
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    · 23 years ago
    The only thing "getting ugly" round here is the content of this whacked out website
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    · 23 years ago
    you wanna know how it tastes as well? Then come over to my house ya wise prick!
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    · 23 years ago
    no thanks. I got the low down from your mrs already.
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    · 23 years ago
    why you no good skirt chasing fat arsed stink fisted monkey brained worthless sack of camel shit!

    Why didn't you tell me!
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    · 23 years ago
    your finger can't be that bad now. You seem to be typing okay. Or are you using your dick?
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    · 12 years ago
    My toes are very ugly. They look like little fingers.
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