Ethanol prevents development of destructive arthritis

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From Jonsson et al PNAS | January 2, 2007 | vol. 104 | no. 1 | 258-263.

That’s right. Read it and weep you do-gooder wowsers: Booze cures Arthritis.

So forget your magnetic rings and penguin oil. Your herbs and spices. Just keep drinking and everything will be alright.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Now it's just gonna be one big land full of happy and brain-dead pisspots with flexible joints!
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
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    · 19 years ago
    Bullet to the back of the head cures everything....
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    · 19 years ago
    High quality research there.
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    · 19 years ago
    Then again it might be more fun to drink yourself to death. There are 3 kinds of lies aren't there? Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.
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    · 19 years ago
    Oh and who funded the research? That's always good to know.
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    · 19 years ago
    I think the aussie battlers don't want to know, but at the end of the day I am certainly not going to speculate about it! All in accordance with national security, of course.
    I'm not going to try and put it any more strongly than that.
    J.W.Howard (Proconsul to the southern quarry)
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    · 19 years ago
    That quote is always used by the mathmatically illiterate. Too lazy to understand they rely on their ignorant prejudices to guide them through their miserable lifes.
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    · 19 years ago
    And what do the grammatically illiterate do to get through their miserable lives?
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    · 19 years ago
    That's easy! Read Xenox News of course! The quote was used by Mark Twain first I think.... and it's the interpretation of the statistics that tends to be the lie not the numbers themselves.... I mean you could prove statisically that 99.9% of heroin addicts consumed dairy products in their childhood. Does that mean that consuming dairy products leads to heroin addiction?
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    · 19 years ago
    But only the wise could do maths!
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    · 19 years ago
    What'sa matter Prof no students to do your work for you?
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    · 19 years ago
    I always knew I was on the right fucken track!
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