Ricardovitz's "Shit Hits The Fan" gun

I like to nail you Jesus-bothering ladies up on crossed sticks. It seems only proper. But if you want I'll tape your head to your toy and leave it standing in the mud, tall and proud as a pig-sticking mud-boy could want. Don't expect me to hoist your headless body up on sticks though. That is too hideous for me. Your pigs or kin will just have to eat it. Would your tribulated kinfolk cook it first, or just eat it raw like the pigs do?

Radiation is what must have caused you hill-creatures to fail to breed true. What do you do with the extra heads on your tribulated spawn - cut them off? Sometimes the damage is down deeper where decent folk can't see it. Best to burn those degraded things to fine ash. Can't be too careful when dealing with demonic transgenic DNA. You poor things can't be blamed really, but just like transgenic landlords, until every last one of you have gone, we cannot be relaxed and comfortable.

My five-year-old has a $2 made-in-China plastic replica that looks more realistic that that!

Love 'em. Just love 'em. Oh the big banging they do makes me head spins. Yes they do. Spitting out the firey bits puts the cold on me tits. Nipple erect and big banging guns. Gosh darn I think me genitals are now erect a bits...

Now, Jane - see that thar's the problem with folks like you and yer little boy. Y'all live in a gun-banning, big-brother, Nanny-State. Y'all don't know the difference 'tween a $2 Chink-toy and the real thing.

That thar is a genuine AC556 mounted in a SCAR-CQB folding stock. Its what you call a "select fire" assault rifle. That's 'cause you can select from full-auto fire; semi-auto fire; or tri-burst (three shots with one trigger pull)

And, it be fully accessorized! In one picture it's sporting a 30 round stick mag. In the other picture it's wearin a 100 round betamag. And, a red-dot sight on top (now, that thar is made in China, all other parts made in the U.S. of A.)

Jane, you'd know these things if you lived in a land where you were responsible for yerself, rather than bein a ward of the nanny-state. It's a cryin shame that yer boy's gonna grow up being a nanny-state, tit-sucklin sissy that don't never get the opportunity to shoot a real gun. Shoot, he gonna be just like you, Jane, not knowin the difference 'tween a genuine man-killin assault rifle and a Chink-toy.

Poofs are deaf

Hitler's birthday. No doubt the "Suckhole of Steel" will salute his memory, as will all the Thatcherites and neocons.

I reckon you'd like to do that, Tenant. But, I do believe that yer Aussie Guberment has banned nails, as they can be used to make deadly suicide vests; and hammers - as they can be used to bludgeon someone to death.

Also, I reckon that yer Atheiests have banned all of the wooden crosses.

Here I sit a wait'n fer you, across all that thar water in the Brave New World, Tenant. I got guns, knives, switchblades, huntin knives, stockpiles of ammo, hammers, nails, dern near everythang a man could ever want!

And, what do you have, Tenant - nothin! not even a patch of dirt to call yer own.

I'm thinkin 'bout evictin a bunch of tenants from some run-down appartment buildings I have over in n*g*e*town Knowl and turnin it back into farm land. I reckon I could grow a heap of corn and run a still out back to make alchyfuel. I don't need to waste my nights shaken down corn to get money out of em, like I have to do to good fer nothin tenants.

Ricky, I do believe that your demon-cult religion is now defunct, but I would be happy to have you make contributions to my new, streamlined religion. It is based on a burning, holy stick that was extracted from the butts of the true gods of mount Olympus. Give up your toy guns and worship holy fire!
All contributions:- The reverend Dr. Chato, the New Faith Church of The Eternal Burning Stick of Holy fire C/- Xenoxnews, Sheet Crick, Ostrichlia, 666

Them sissy-Demoncrats is gitten thar commie-asses whooped real hard. Yessiree, they's goin down in 2010. I can smell thar blooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blame the terrorist molly-coddler Obama

Obama Sin Laden

Don't you love a man with a big gun!

Guns only operate on the physical level. They are essentially finite toys that will rust away long before we are gone.

Don't you mean 'long after we are gone'?

This gun is for those who prefer shots of a spirit nature.

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Nice one

A good gun 'll out live flesh 'n bones. 'less yer gun grabbin gooberment cracks yer skull with a ceement-filled iron pipe 'n takes 'em from you!

Gooberment tain't good fer nothin but takin from the good 'n sellin ill-gotten gains to the evil. Rise up 'n demand yer right ta FREEDOM!!!!! gIT off yer lazzy rumps 'n Occupy Canbera