Prepare for lift off

Mr Beatitude you are definitely a wierdo however some eminent physicists do seem to concur that 2012 will see a burst of massive solar flares that will take out a lot of our electronic infrastructure. It has even been reported on main stream news:

Did Einstein really make claims about this event also?

Remember Lot's wife
Renounce all sin and vice

Lot's Wife - Bible says she a dern perty lady. Problem is she den't mind her husband, go off dreamin of sin 'n jest couldn't break from all that obscene fornicatin and sinnin. "member'n thar good ole days, I reckon. Sort a like that filthy institution, Monash University - full of fornicatin, sin, debauchary, 'n 'bout everything God done turn Lot's Wife into salt over. Tain't nothing but filth and evil bein taught thar at Monash University - so I reckon thar reference to Lot's Wife is right fittin...............ai't it so?

I have feared that this moment would arrive. When you gaze out your window, and like that Peter Gabriel song, they are here to take us home.

Well at least to their home....

Where we will be locked in cages. Left to defecate amongst ourselves. Scratching and pawing at the door; howling to be released. Our alien masters will treat us with the same righteous disdain we treated the Mexican, the Arab, and the Eskimo. It will be a time when the Instant Karma grabs you by the balls and spins you all around.

What was on top will now be below.

Alien overlords I beseech thee; be unsparing with the whip! We only learn by bitter experience. We can only understand with pain.

No use to beg for forgiveness; we had none before and we deserve none now.

You people who think the world will end in 2012 are obviously either insane or, well, let's just say you must have a few screws loose. Everybody knows that the world will end tomorrow at 11:11:11 11/11/11

Scientists are confirming that the hole in the earth's magnetosphere is gaping wide.

Why is it a problem? Because toward the end of this year solar activity is due to increase dramatically.

Where once the magnetosphere would have protected us from these massive solar flares, the current defenceless position will see chaos worldwide. Our electricity grids for one will be fried.

If humans aren't wiped out at year's end you will have to, at the very least, revert back to the paper version of Xenox News...if you can get any paper and writing implements. Any of you mugs good at rock carving?

I have a chisel I could lend you

Thank fuck it all ended back then, cause I hate for what I am living through now to be real.

Prep droids? A popular term back in 2011? Now non-existent. This article clearly another example of messed up time? Hard proof of dimension shifts? End of days being an end of dimension era? Or the P.K. Dick notion of history being constantly tweaked?

What was it about prep droids that needed the term and their existence to be erased? Their existence erased from history, from the entire internet except for this article? Is this article an accidental relic of a dimensional shift? As if the dimension/time that Mr Beatitude wrote this article in was cloned as a starting point for where we are now? Cloned as a quick start with certain "defects" re-arranged or erased?

And what happened to Mr Beatitude? Did he indeed take off in one of these prep droids?

And where the actual fuck are we now?

'I ended up under Ardwick Bridge with a veteran from the US Civil War... my wings rot & curl under me...'
Mark E Smith had right. We are all fucked up time travellers.

What time is it now? Hammer time? Clobbering time? Extra time? Time out of mind? Time out of joint? Closing time? Time, time, time? Dinner time? Hopefully the latter because I'm getting hungry.

I slept under a bridge once.

Good point. If we are cosmic beings living in a matrix type structure why the fuck are people sleeping under bridges? I think this puts it all to bed. A cold bed albeit.