ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON!
Thursday, 17 January 2002 By Max Gross
Max Gross asks Where is Osama?
Well, the following brilliant analysis has this little black duck feeling mighty reassured!
"We don't know where bin Laden is," says Army General Tommy Franks, chief of U.S. Central Command.
"He is either dead or alive, and he is either inside Afghanistan or he isn't."
Well, now we know!