Leviathan Stink will protect you from all terrorists...have no fear

Faaarrrrrrk!

Leviathan Stink? He looks like some Muslim Extremist Super-hero to me.

Report to your local ASIO/Federal Police office for interrogation.

G.Richardson
ASIO Head

Stink is currently hot on the trail of Osama Bin Laden.

Leviathan alone will bring Mr Bin Laden to justice.

He will then take to guarding the Australian Coastline single handedly.

His paranormal sense of smell will sniff out terrorists as he prowls our cities at night. He will disarm and put the fear of godstink into them so they will refrain from any future evil ideas.

Leviathan Stink is our saviour!

Movie: Leviathan the Hunter

The dreaming body is as real as anything we deal with in the world.

Levi Stinkelstein!
I knew him when I was a kid!

Leviathan vs who in that movie???
Osama Bin Laden or Snoop Doggy Dog!!!???!!

Wasn't Leviathan a gospeller?
Herodutus?
Shove it!

Do you mean "Levantine"?

Hey Mr Stink why weren't you in Bali protecting us Aussies?

Digger
Cranbourne

1 Can you pull in the leviathan with a fishhook or tie down his tongue with a rope?
2 Can you put a cord through his nose or pierce his jaw with a hook?
3 Will he keep begging you for mercy? Will he speak to you with gentle words?
4 Will he make an agreement with you for you to take him as your slave for life?
5 Can you make a pet of him like a bird or put him on a leash for your girls?
6 Will traders barter for him? Will they divide him up among the merchants?
7 Can you fill his hide with harpoons or his head with fishing spears?
8 If you lay a hand on him, you will remember the struggle and never do it again!
9 Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is overpowering.
10 No-one is fierce enough to rouse him. Who then is able to stand against me?
11 Who has a claim against me that I must pay? Everything under heaven belongs to me.
12 I will not fail to speak of his limbs, his strength and his graceful form.
13 Who can strip off his outer coat? Who would approach him with a bridle?
14 Who dares open the doors of his mouth, ringed about with his fearsome teeth?
15 His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together;
16 Each is so close to the next that no air can pass between.
17 They are joined fast to one another; they cling together and cannot be parted.
18 His snorting throws out flashes of light; his eyes are like the rays of dawn.
19 Firebrands stream from his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out.
20 Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds.
21 His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from his mouth.
22 Strength resides in his neck; dismay goes before him.
23 The folds of his flesh are tightly joined; they are firm and immovable.
24 His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower millstone.
25 When he rises up, the mighty are terrified; they retreat before his thrashing.
26 The sword that reaches him has no effect, nor does the spear or the dart or the javelin.
27 Iron he treats like straw and bronze like rotten wood.
28 Arrows do not make him flee, sling stones are like chaff to him.
29 A club seems to him but a piece of straw, he laughs at the rattling of the lance.
30 His undersides are jagged potsherds, leaving a trail in the mud like a threshing-sledge.
31 He makes the depths churn like a boiling cauldron and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment.
32 Behind him he leaves a glistening wake; one would think the deep had white hair.
33 Nothing on earth is his equal—a creature without fear.
34 He looks down on all that are haughty; he is king over all that are proud.

Sounds a right loony, this here Stinky fellow.

He looks down on all that are haughty; he is king over all that are proud.

The description of the Leviathan, is yet further to convince Job of his own weakness, and of God's almighty power. Whether this Leviathan be a whale or a crocodile, is disputed. The Lord, having showed Job how unable he was to deal with the Leviathan, sets forth his own power in that mighty creature. If such language describes the terrible force of Leviathan, what words can express the power of God's wrath?

Might one not substitute "Nature" for "God" in the above commentary?

How about 'cunt' for God's wrath? i.e. what a cunt God must be to be angry as supposedly he is already responsible for everything that happens.

You dern't know nothin 'bout the Lord, monkey boy. Go pray ta yer Athiest god somk-um-dope-alot Obama 'n sniff'n-glue-lickum-butt Biden.

I always pray to my Athiest God. It is strong; powerful beyond the minds of the mindless deity followers.
It is a one eyed lump of flesh that I pary to every day.