Dumb arse UK officals are all a-flutter for Australia's most popular journalist
Julian Assange!
Nick Potter. A blonde haired osteopath and son of a former high court judge was
nabbed by the old bill while he was commuting. Apparently it went like this:
"'I have reason to believe you are a suspect we have been looking for' said the old
bill.
I said, 'what am I supposed to have done'.
He said 'I have reason to believe you are Julian Assange'.
Everyone went quiet.
And here is the really interesting bit.
I said 'I thought he was in the Ecuadorean embassy'.
And he said 'we have strong reason to believe he is at large'."
At large all right. Probably porking a bevy of English lasses in Piccadilly the
randy bugger.
As report at:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/aug/21/hugh-muir-diary-julian-assange
