Big Black Stacy Abrams - From Pick'n Cotton Tar Runn'n Fer Georgia's Goobanor...

That fat 'ol gal, Stacy Abrams, I done see she be runn'n fer Goobanor of Georgia.

Well, she's 'bout the dumbest, hardheadedist black girl I ever come 'cross.

Used tar pick cotton fer me when her baby-daddy ran out on her mammy, leave'n 'em tar die. When I git Jessy Hauler tar fetch me some workers down south 'o here, he ran 'cross that Abrams girl 'n her mammy. I done give her free shelter 'n 2 meals a day fer ta pick me Maters 'n Cotton.

Well, she 'n her mammy dern't like work, 'n run off. I reckon Stacy musta learnt her some things work'n on my land. She git fatter 'n my 400 pound prize pig - I reckon from not do'in no work.

She wern't much good at pick'n cotton 'n bruised up a bunch of my maters, cain't be no good at runn'n Georgia neither. Nosirree!!!

Well, here's a photo of 'ol Stacy pick'n cotton when she weren't so dern fat...

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