Artists, Drugs and Drinking Club

Calling for members to newly proposed "Artists, Drugs and Drinking" club.

Members will be predisposed to:

- Having a very good time
- Stretching the boundaries of creativity, imagination and human endeavour
- Enjoy ranting random poetry out loud
- Spontaneously bursting into song
- Not being 'too much' of a cunt
- Not being stingy

Applicants are encouraged to apply within.

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    · 16 years ago
    Show me the way in...

    I'm already there.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    I can come with vodka for this one
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    · 16 years ago


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    · 16 years ago
    Why isn't this listed among candidates in the latest poll? The ADDC has my vote and my liver!
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    · 16 years ago
    I'll bring the sweet delights ;)
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    · 14 years ago
    I don't get how so many people can be so completely fucking straight. Unless they are hiding something? Prescription drugs perhaps or psychiatrists?
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    · 14 years ago
    Wanna be straight? Be like Jonathan!
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    · 14 years ago
    When I saw Jonathan at the club there was a guy in the audience who kept on calling out "Speed freak" "Speed freaks" "get off the go" at the Modern Lovers. I don't know what information this was based on. Might it just have been JR's boggle eyes and transcendental demeanour? Or could the caller outer have been flying on speed himself, seeing his reflection in the band? There certainly was a trace of envy in his voice. Or could Jono have actually been a speed freak? Is he on the meth now? How many albums has he released of late? And by taking meth would one become more productive or less productive. So many questions; so little time to experiment.
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    · 3 years ago
    What happened to Jojo? I thought he wanted to become a crooner like Charles Aznavour?
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    · 3 years ago
    He has turned alt-Right. Was storming the Capitol on Jan 6. He is gunna 'Road-Run' right up the Liberal's ass!
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    · 3 years ago
    @Jerry Harrison, NYC I will have to believe it to see it.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Hurst I'm all for old school. Like when was the last time you went to a buddy's place and they offered you a cocktail? Not just any cocktail, no fucking cocktail of the day kinda crap, but from a robust selection? This kind of inventiveness is a dying art form I tell you! And I mean to make amends goddamnit!
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