Created: Wednesday, 09 April 2008 Written by ChatoCrazy old John Howard wins the prestigious
PNC Doctor Strangelove Award and
$54,000 pocket money for grovelling.
A US financial "services to the wealthy" firm
has honoured John with a $US50,000 ($54,300)
award, citing Australia's beneficial approach
to boosting the economic strength of the neocons
during his time as American proconsul to Australia.
After copiously lubricating the plucky little
failed arsewipe from Down Under, PNC Financial
Services Group firmly inserted the Strangelove
award in a very dark little place.
PNC also noted Mr Howard's beneficial support
for foreign massacres of conquest and profit
that in no way benefit Australians.