Created: Wednesday, 19 January 2005 Written by TEX LUMBAGOLabor opposition leader Mark Latham quit today citing health reasons.
In response to this PM Howard crowned himself King of Australia.
"With no political opposition of use I see Australia united under me and as such crown Hyacinth and I King & Queen of Australia. Long may I reign over you" said the 70 year old monarch.
We at Xenox news agree whole-heartedly with our new King. May he continue to shit on his subjects like he has since he was elected PM.