Xenox News editor on the bog working on late night edition

Don't you know? To shift a blockage, just playback a John Howard speech. Always gives me the shits anyway! Very high productivity!

It obviously hurt you more than it did me!

I'm sure we will get the usual Xenoxnews quality. Just get it out! Who cares?

I just discovered a really high-strength laxative - HIGH-GST ** with added JOHNNY. The concentrated extract of COSTELLO in it leaves you smirking. It sure gave me the shits!

Worked for me! Strangely, the splatter looked just like John!

Note to production team:

Posting anonymous comments on this site does not work in Firefox. They just disappear and user is sent to home page. Need to place a warning on the submit comments page to save your comment before pressing submit coz I just lost my 20 minute post again.

If you go back and keep clicking and then get the "warning message" and then try posting something else it then works. Been like this all year.

(Works OK in Microsoft IE - only firefox and XN problem)