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They are definitely getting smaller.

50 year battery life hey. Could I get one of those in me old fella? The sheilas I have keep getting younger, but the tackle sometimes can't keep up!

I had a hammer once.

I got a hammer. Will that help?

Maybe a big net?

No worries Harry. I got a slingshot so they better run.

Ya want yer AK47 back, Tommy??? I done told ya tar vote RICARDOVITZ in 2025. I git lots 'o firearms tar give back fer mak'in Australia Great Again. Then ya could take yer vary own AK47, 'n ram it straight up the pooper of them swarthy, nefarious, evil Ayrabs. All you, 'n yer AK bayonett in a baddy's ass-hole!!!

@Tom TitmouseOh I see! I always thought of you slinking around eating seeds at the bottom of an aviary.

@Tex LumbagoNo need to wake me. I have had my say recently, and you can read all my thoughts here:

https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/ethical-conundrums/3500-is-trump-a-fascist

https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/philosophy/3370-i-am-just-driving-my-truck-into-town-for-a-while

https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/3520-oz-election-2025

As for whose tits I like to sleep with... It's NOYFB (none of your fucking business).

@Tex LumbagoTo help me visualise Tom sleeping beside his favourite tits - are they bosoms or birds?

@Flagetlatiius FarctusI will rouse him up from his slumber and see if he could write another screed for us.

What say thee now Tommy? (I can also confirm that is definitely a fucking moonshine spritzer)

@Sir Les DentifriceThe gimp is dead; long live the gimp!

Stinkster! Are you watching the globe from your Antipodean abode? We need you now more than ever!

@Dr IP FreellyWas walking home the other night with that urgent urge that seems to get more urgent as you get older. Hurrying to the door, but not so quick because you know it could cause a pre-emptive release in your dacks. Only a small dollop was released as I finally made the seat.

Can't imagine what would have happened if I was getting a blow job at same time!

@Little Willie, Athens GAHay Willie, you down thar at dat big 'ol Screwnaversity 'o Georgia? Ya learn'n tar git yer drunk on, boy? Dat wat yer ma 'n pa pay thar gooberment screwll fer??? Anywhoo, you gitt'n RickyRDZ, thar 1 'n only smarty-smart Billy-Bot genarated response. How's 'bout ya tell 'ol Rick which jibber-jabber ya like beter? Jibber-Jabber #1 - GO FORNICATE YERSELF, YA DRUNK GOOBERMENT SCHOOL DROPOUT!!!, Er, Jibber-Jabber #2 - how 'bout ya git yer lazy ass up tar ma farm ware I pay ya ta pick my dern 'maters!!!

@RicardovitzIs that you talking or the computer Mr AI Ricky? Does sound like some made up shit from what I have read about you here, so I am thinking it is the later.

@Little Willie, Athens GAThat bald feller tain't ma daddy. He might could be some poor bastard I spawned with a 'ol Walhalla whore who done put a evil spell on ma pecker 'long time ago. No 'mout a pray'n could keep ma dick outa that whore's cunny. She be bald, wore a wig 'd git catywampus when she git tar rid'n me.

@RicardovitzHello Mr AI Ricky. I have a question. Is this man your father?
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@Borstal boyWrong there mate. The cunt is still breathing and wreaking havoc all round the world. And now he is also a rolled gold genocide loving cunt as well.

@AnonymousThen get some Brasso mate!

@Crocasaurus Yep. Plain to see the plan is to force them all out of Gaza and then next will be the West Bank. By the cruelest means necessary.

It was never about Hamas. It was never about "self-defence." It was never about freeing the hostages, It was always about genocide.

ChatRVZ - ChatRVZ be fer folks who wanna ask Ricky a "Real Intelligence" a question. Dis fer folks who knows dat ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE jest gonna give ya a fake no-nothin bunch 'o jibber-jabber.

Sho be tak'n all these here folks a LONG time ta kill off them swarthy sandcoons!!! Who can I pay peanuts to tar git the kill'n tar go a 'lill faster???

Ask thar Bloke ONE THANG - is you gonna git Australiens all thar guns back??? Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TAR DO IF THAR ANSWER TIS "NO"!!!

Vashna - she be dat li'll coal-black pickaninny live down off 76 'n 441 in da gooberment housi'n in Clayton. I reckon a handfull 'o them darkies tain't scared 'o no 'lectric Cross high 'top thar Mountain. Funds is tight fer the now-time. Gonna have tar teach them li'l ones tar make burnnin crosses outa icypole sticks 'n pine tar.

Anywhoo, Vashna, tain't nobody live in the earthly realm fer ever. We's all gonna kick off when God pulls our ticket. Cain't be smitt'n but one time - tain't no tatercurls fer ta stopp'n me. So be let what be be!!!

Seems like they are campaigning for the Libs and Dutton now. Ol' Spud looks like a definite EB member.
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/exclusive-brethren-don-t-vote-but-are-secretly-campaigning-for-the-coalition-20250428-p5luny.html

@All praise to VashnaAnd he will smite that stinking hillbilly for all eternity in the afterlife.

You can guarantee it.

@DiggerI feel for Gina the poor dear. She will be so peeved.

@Sir Les DentifriceLooks like the ABC and other media's viral anti-Dutton campaign is going to pay off, and we will have another 3 years of that dreadful Squeaky Albo as PM. Expect more debt, reffos, and interest rate rises with that clown!

Digger,
Cranbourne

But I heard that a boor is a straight line that finds a wealth in division. And some kinds of love are mistaken for vision.

Vote 1 - The Gimp

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What about his Cassock! It was fabulous! Wasn't it a Mr Fish creation? He looked delightful. Vibrant and full of life even. Not like he was dead at all. Was quite stimulating viewing in fact...

I'm spewing that I missed the pope's funeral on TV. Did anybody notice if they plucked the hairs out of his nostrils? Any reaction?

@Xi JinpingOh lookey here! That sista-fucking hillbilly has learnt to use Google Translate.

@Hong Kong Harry中国将把澳大利亚和美国作为殖民地。 我们只害怕里卡多维茨——但你们这些有用的白痴忽视了这个人。

Forget the ants. It's those worms you gotta look out for.

The perversions of Australia are on show here. Sloth and gluttony in Queensland. And flagrant sexual deviance in the Northern Territory.

Chairman Xi spare no punishment for this woe begotten land!

I tain't 'sessin over nobody, Flam. I be doi'n wat a smarty-smart sluth'n reporter do.

@Ciciolina For PopeI'm with ya! I'd stick my hand up her cassock any day of the week!

It's time to go back to the tradition of the very first pope, a woman, Mary Magdalene. (written out of history by Benedictine monks)

So my vote is for Ciciolina

https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity-tales/2600-blank-82003288
https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news/north-america/768-max-gross-working-for-military-police-corps
https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news/middle-east/3016-max-gross-n-prince-alwaleed
https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/1214-blank-56847611

Just a few of Ricky's stories about who he thinks Max Gross is. They stretch back 20 years.

Max, I would say this hillbilly is OBSESSED about you.

Got a book going now? Hope there is some outsider who can get in this time. Sick of whitey Popes!

I'm a gonna tell ya why YOU aughta vote fer me, Ricardovitz. Ya dern't needa like me - can hate me, if ya wanna. But, if'n I even git 10 right-in votes fer RICARDOVITZ, the E-tire Australien gooberment will be hunt'n me down. They's gonna even git thar Eff Bee Eye on it. 'N when I see them nefarious gooberment goons comm'n down my dirt road, I'm a gonna unleash HOLY HELL upon thar gooberments. That's how Ricardovitz is gonna do ya a Righteous!!! So, vote Ricardovitz, 'n let thar good-times roll!!!

I was gunna vote but then I looked at the options. Nothing for a rambling man like me. So I decided instead to invest my time on polling day in some personal politics. First I will visit the bank and deposit a severed pigs head as a sacrifice to their greed. Next I will go to the Daily Telegraph office and pee in the sink in honor of their former editor Col Allan and also as a tribute to Andrew Bolt. Finally a visit to Trades Hall to set a bomb to wake those fuckers up.
Sometimes it takes direct personal action to revive a man's interest in politics.

VOTE: RICARDOVITZ......Fer Prime Minister 'o Australia!!! I ain't 'ol Trump. Think 'o me as Trump'n Trinary!!! My campaign keep-sakes:
1. Bus all illegal aliens back tar Asia 'n Middle east. Buss 'me on one of them busses dat dern't float 'n make a youtube 'bout it.
2. Lower taxes fer folks who work, 'n raise taxes on free-loaders.
3. Make work-camps fer prisoners. Let 'em work off thar society-debts.
4. Make Gun Owning Great Again!!! Gonna pas a law 'says ever one gotta have a Lithgow L1A1 Self-Loading Battle Rifle fer starters.
5. Freedom tar say watever thar hell ya wanna say!
6. Git rid 'o woke, faggity-fag shit.
7. One last thang - gonna make Greenland a Australian territory.

Dutton rolls out Jacinda Price to play the role of Elon Musk DOGE maestro. Is this an example of a master or perhaps hemorrhagic stroke? I guess they are both a similar girth and height.

Remember when they said it was a matter of weeks before Iran had the bomb? Clowns like Patriot and Netanyahoo were spouting it all the time. Now 20 years later...

Nothing. Goes to show that the Yanks and IsntReal lie all the time. And any of their statements nowadays can be taken with a pinch of shit, whether it be Orangeman or whoever the Democrats throw up.

@Daily Mail ReaderIt does seem an unusual story. She dead? She recovered? What tumour was it? Oh Perfidious Albion! You are filled with lies and calumny.