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Is that carpet or tiles?

Oh look. It is all the nay sayers. The tall poppy cutters. Well I bet none of you have had as much pussy as Nick. Or written a tune that delights people of all ages like Jojo has. And how about whatever beardy does? I reckon you couldn't do that either.

So just lay off these 3 great men!

Walmart Satan. Cum-Stains Manson. Queeral Marx. This is where the AIDS epidemic started.

What comes to notice? Mr Richman has either been working on his car, or, as the ex-editor of the Guardian pointed out that, like Assange, he wipes his hands on his pants.

What immediately comes to notice when you see these three vagabonds? A complete lack of sartorial splendor. Now we can't all be young and handsome, but for godsake at least put a tie on man. I mean, how hard could that be?

@Mr.RepublicanOh Mr Ricardo, sorry Mr Republican, I am also so happy that President Littlehands is popping random strangers out on the ocean. I mean, who knows, they might have been heading up to Yankee land to fuck your sister. And we couldn't have that happen could we Mr Rublicavitz?

Max, it seems as though your Hamas is surrendering. Now, what am I going to watch on Youtube? I sure hope they don't and keep fighting. I really wanted to watch Israel's "Final Solution" for terrorists. Oh well, there's always Venezuela! Isn't it just glorious how Trump has been making narc-terrorists disappear? This promises to be better entertainment than "God's Gaza Plan".

Cry, Karen, cry. Trump told me to tell you.......YOU'RE FIRED! Now, I've got a lot of work to do firing 300,000 of your friends before Monday.

No bigger Karen's than Trump and Musk by a country mile. Maybe in history. Big fat fucking sooks. oooh... I saw a trans person WWWAAAHHHHHHHHH .... Ooooohh PANADOL!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

@Joe McCoySalty? Cain't rightly say, cuz I dern't go 'round lick'n bums, queer-boy. McTillers be thar last 'o mixed-breed theiv'n mountain trash. My pa hobbled his pa fer steal'n his moonshine. Tain't noth'n but theiv'n drunkards. Dern't know no mean'n 'o property lines.

Pa made me 'n brother Kalib take cover in a thicket one early morn. Pa setupon his night still ower dusty coals, jest barely warm'n thar mash up . Jest 'nuff fer 'ol drunk McTillers ta git a wiff 'o Pa's morn'n dew. Sho 'nuff, me 'n Kal heard drunk McTillers mess'n with dat thumper, click-clang'n 'bout like a dumb one-eyed bear. We run-up on 'm (dern't need a run, he too damn whooped tar barely crawl), jump 'ol man McTillers 'n bat-beat his left leg ta sawdust.

Pa dragged busted-up McTillers' ower ta one of thar nigga cabins; paid a Gal ta fix McTillers up from croak'n. 'Bout a work-week later, Pa paid visit tar McTillers, 'n found he done raped that Gal silly soon as he cood git his hands 'round her. Git dat Gal big with his seed. Some months later, Junior got born. He come early. Someth'n tain't right wid Junior, dern't know what - I ain't no doctor.

That nigga-Gal took one look at ugly Junior 'n give 'm tar Pa, ball'n like she gonna die 'er somept'n. Pa throwed Junior aside and commence tar whoop'n Kal wid a strap, hate all welled-up in Pa's eyes, bark'n on 'bout how dis be me and Kal's fault. Told us not tar step foot on his land till dis here "thing" get settled wid 'ol man McTillers. So, Pa throwed Junior ta Kal 'n we commenced on find'n McTillers. Found 'm soon 'nuff steal'n from neighbour-Hauler. Gave 'm his boy, Junior, wrapped in a 'tater-sack. Ugly, half-breed, shit'n-machine.

Kal told McTillers Pa want 'm ta raise Junior, 'n Pa 'll give 'm work so's he could keep feed'n Junior's shit-hole. I told McTillers ta stop his theiv'n 'n not go nowares near Junior's Ma. He done as we told. But, dat Junior McTillers - he turned ta be a worse, no-good, lazy, theiv'n drunk bum than his Daddy. So, now ya knows when I tell ya "YA DERN'T KNOW NOTH'N" its cuz ya dern't know diddly-shit.

DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS......and annoying Karens too. You are an annoying Karen?

You clearly have no idea how ridiculous you sound. At least you have that.

And, that's before the Comedian-in-Chief hires out-of-work IDF soldiers to destroy Russia.

Sheep are a delicacy in Wales. Trump is slaughtering woke sheeple posing as government workers, and feeding tariff-free mutton stew to British X-Pats.

@Mr. RepublicanBaaa, baaa, baaaa.

SHUT IT DOWN! KEEP IT SHUT! SHUT UP DEMOCRATS! Power to the people. Federal Workers go home. Stay home. Don't come back. Ever. Because Trump just said "YOU'RE FIRED".

@PatriotDeath to reason more like it. Every one is off there head these days what the fuck happened. How the fuck can people even stand to look at a politician and fuck Pele anyway

Steal softly thru sunshine.
Steal softly thru snow.

Who is this McTiller fella? Seems like a right salty bum! I bet he is related to one of those pig-stealing Hatfields. In fact I'd bet my sister's well used pussy on it!

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Die Jüdin Jungfräuliches Kind.

Silent is probably better for this one.

@UnregisteredDeath to treason!

I used play soccer with Pelé.

@Dennis (with two "n's")Doofus mate. I live in an a rarefied world of pleasure and chicks. And you worry about your pronouns. Stop being so shy and maybe you can get a root. Even if it is 'Lola' at least it is a place to put ya little peeny!

At least my name is not Pennis.

That's "two O's" Petterr whose birthing person didn't think to provide you with a correctly spelled Christian name. Regretfully, said birthing person neither thought to teach you proper grammar, rather releasing you into this world forever fated to speak like a Nigerian sniffing about for English money.

@Dennis (with two "n's")I think you are wrong there Doofus (with two 0). Lots of loving parents give their kids strange names nowadays.

@Denis (with one "n")Denis, as I have both a mum and a pops, they both thought to provide me a proper name - Dennis with 2 n's. This demonstrates that they care about me. Thus, I walk with a spring in my step and joy in my heart. You, quite evidently are missing an n and from this I deduce you are missing a parent. I suppose they did not care enough to give you a proper name, quite wretched.

I recognised someone once. Well I think it was them. Forgotten now though.

Donald and Joe. The perfect decrepit couple for the turd nation USA.

@DonaldDONALD, you lying dog face pony humper, you never won....JILL, did I win the Lotto.....oh, you're not Jill, Jill stole all my blue pills......are you a good nurse or a bad nurse.....I WANT MY BLUE PILL, Jill.....Jill, can you be a dear and sit on my lap while I eat a plate of blue pills.....oh, nurse......no DONALD DONALD, you.....nurse? Jill? Did we beat medicare?

Ukraine will win back and win biggley, all of its territory from Russia, and maybe some extra as commission owed to the United States for what we have expended on this meat grinder.

Russia is a soiled toilet paper tiger with a failing economy - making it an official "shithole country". But, I promise to make Russia great again, just this time without any Russians. It isn't about what Ukraine will get, its now about what Putin will give ME, the Donald, if he doesn't want us to sick hungry, rabid Mossad Agents on his bloodied ass. And, then after the Jews get done ripping his balls off (you know how the Jews love to eat Russian Balls - its a delicacy over there), then my military will secure everything between Estonia and east-bumfuck Moscow for the New Yankee Nickel Mining Corporation.

MRAF - Make Russia America's Forever, that's what WINNING BIGGLEY looks like. Oh, and Greenland too. And, let's not forget Canada - them too.

No, thank god he doesn't.

Does this Gross guy ever shut the fuck up?

Than, Corpuscle Bruce, I reckon I Kin Kount Kwickly on yer vote.....fer......RICARDOVITZ PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA!!!

@RicardovitzGood idea Mr Ricardovitz. The Aussie Digger has a long history of brave and fair fighting. From the time we landed at Gallipoli to free the Dardanelles for Churchill, to when we liberated Khartoum from the Sudanese for Churchill again. The Aussie Digger has done everything his betters have asked him.

So send us back to Baghram! We will get your airport President Littlehands!

Achganistain be "train'n ground" fer Australia. Dirty, dusty cuntries, the lot of 'em. Fret no more! Rickardovitz 'll Make Australia Gooder 'n Never Again!!! MAGNA.

He's just going for the kebabs. Kebabs is winning.

Andnow it looks like the Yanks are about to have another crack at Afghanistan. You would think President Small Hands would know better...

@DonaldOh Donald. As we can see by your list, your dump is surely one big shithole country!

And in regards to our wide brown land. Thank god we have these 'immigrants', otherwise we'd be eating the same slop you serve up in your resorts.

[quote=Tex Lumbago]Nonsense Donald. We have a long history of no-nonsense journalism and truth telling. You, on the other hand, are a non-stop bullshit artist like many from your shithole country (looking at you Ricardovitz).
My Country? I run a big beautiful country, with spacious skies, amber waves of grain, majestic purple mountains and a fruity left-coast plain - I'm working had to fix that one. We have gorgeous golf courses, serious ski resorts, glamours gun ranges, sick skateboard parks, and yuppy yacht clubs everywhere. Big beautiful golf courses! I own the best golf courses, you wouldn't even be invited to play there.

But, what does Australia have? Its 99% a big ugly sandbox with 2 third-class cities, Melbourne and Sydney on its coast. Cities which are overrun with middle-eastern and oriental immigrants. That guy, Ricardovitz, he's not one of our best and brightest for sure. Still, I think he could help Australia win bigger than that wanker of yours, Anthony Albanese.

@DonaldNonsense Donald. We have a long history of no-nonsense journalism and truth telling. You, on the other hand, are a non-stop bullshit artist like many from your shithole country (looking at you Ricardovitz).

@DonaldTo these cunts bombing kids arms and legs off is winning fuck right off

@DonaldYeah he is a descendant of the guy who invented algebra.

@Sid from Tel AvivI smell a Muslim running this rag. Seems the Arab gets offended when his prophet, Muhammed, tells him what's in the Quran. That's losing. That's Xenox News not being "fair dinkum". That's Xenox News allowing only speech which Xenox News approves of. I'm all about Winning. And, Winning Bigley. Christian Knights shall save the world from Islamic speech-stiflers. I will make sure of it. Just like I will make sure Intel wins bigley too.

@Profit MotiveOK Mr Motive. I am ready to hear more. But surely you know the way to a mans heart is through his wallet So for one last time...

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

I just put my little girl in the shower with me. That made her all slippery without me having to get on my arthritic knees and lick anything. JILL, I'M BUSY! That Donald Trump is a criminal, a Senator from Rome when Kamalah burned her fiddle and speaking of fiddling, nothing beats a good shower-fiddling...but not with Kamalah, she's too black and old....wait.....JILL, STAY OUT...STAY OUT,DAMNIT....anyway, we......beat.......Medicare.

@Sid from Tel AvivWhy y'all Jews be shitt'n on Muhammed? He dern't murder Jesus, jest raped 'n buggered a 9-year old girl.

@Little Lord FauntleroyAll Financials, and even Infidelities, are bound by the laws I dictate in my Kuran. My holey book. The book of My Pal Anon and Profit Motive. I tell you, as a man you may buy and sell women, like cattle and camels. When you own a woman you may have your sexual way with her, and she must submit to your every desire. If you bargained for a refund-and-return policy in advance, so be it - it is our way, the Profit Motive way. You may return her without obligation to the previous owner, pay a "re-stocking fee", even if you sampled the goods, so long as she is still worth what you agreed to pay for her.

Why do you question me, you Kafir! I am the one and only messenger of My Pal Anon, Mirrorman, Alfred, Charley and the Chocolate Factory, and heaps more. Nothing has changed except for the ignorant, wicked ways of my brothers in Financials. READ MY BOOK, and you shall be elightened on the Financial Laws of property including women and little girls who entice and stir your cooking pots.

@Deep State LarryNot yet anyway.