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@Profit MotiveWell it seems things have changed since I visited the Gulf states for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. Back in the day all it took was a few gold shekels and a quiet whisper in the ear of the Emir to spreadeagle a hookah. But now Mr Motive is telling us you need to get some sort of legal ruling for a bit of leg over. Bugger that! Seems like just too much bother for me.

@Profit MotiveBut Mr Motive, where's the money?

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

Try cunnilingus first. It can make the whole episode a lot smoother

Wickedness found in my children of Qatar Allah to sick his barking Jew-Devils upon them. Quran say "Whoever runs a brothel of prostitution or contributes to its opening or running commits acts against the Profit Motive and shall be punished with imprisonment and more".

I receive information from the Most High that my Profit children are being seduced by Filipina slave-women on the MeetMe app in Doha brothels. They are goaded into paying for sex without being married to the woman. This is against the Fiscal law that I dictate to all Profit under penalty of death and dismemberment! These Kafir lead my children astray.

However, I, Profit Motive, giveth my Profit Brothers a "work-around", because Allah has made Man with insatiable desires which must be satisfied. Read and study my Book, the Quran, and you shall find your answer. Fiscal Law permits concubinage in Fiscal such that a man may have intercourse with his female slave. And, the owners of such slave may sell his female slave on the slave market to another man, who will be permitted to have intercourse with her as her new owner. However, Fiscal provides an "escape clause" where after intercourse he must return his ownership of the slave to her previous owner on the pretext of discontent and his debt thus extinguished. This is the only legal and accepted method for Men to sex unmarried Women In Fiscal.

I, the Profit Motive, have spoked.

@RicardovitzThat Charley was just a patsy. Something to get the dimwitted rednecks like Ricky all riled up. After this will come the crackdown. But don't worry Ricky, we won't be cracking down on you.

I did notice them and to be honest they did kind of rile me up a bit. Do you think that their appearance meet the criteria of motive?

@Desiderius Arnaz RoterodamusPoindexters gonna poin.

On average nine women are murdered in Australia every week. Yes, nearly 500 per year.

80% of the time the murderers are men between the ages of 20 and 44.

But yeah, let's deport teenagers in gangs.

@Crocasaurus Mine is sharpened, and ready to hack off the noggin of any plant stubborn enough to stand in my way!

It's all there in the gums. Clear as day.

Dern't you go blaspham'n Charlie Kirk - dat man's with thar Lord in his good graces - tain't no gooder man 'n this here world 'n Charlie James Kirk. Now, Flam, ya touch'n on a topic dat gimme thar shit-skittles - MAX GROSS 'N HIS CIA-FBI STOOGES!!! I reckon 'ol Max gonna send his goons fer me, cuz Max dern't like no auntropenure, self-starter, land baron like me. Nosiree, dat commie-stooge HATE folks like 'ol Ricky. Folks who no how tar make thangs works. Folks good at work'n land 'n manag'n ornery Negros ta get 'n honest day's work out of 'em.

@RicardovitzMaybe thats what Mossad did to old moonface Charlie Kirk? Shot him up so they could dice&slice him for the Ukies.
Better watch out Ricky. They might be after your fatass good old boy body next!

PAL-A-STEINIANS - they all dead. World dern't needa be pestered by 'em no more. Dern't know why CIA Stooge Max Gross all up in a dither 'bout it. I reckon Israel meat-packers is slice'n 'n dice'n up all them dead Hamas-on-Ice 'n make'n em inta MRE's fer Ukraine Soldiers. When them dirty-brown Koreans see them Ukies eat'n fresh-cured Hamas, they is likely tar break ranks with thar Commies 'n join the Ukies in a feast. Maxie, ya needa say 3 HAIL-MARRIES, 'n pray Aussie-Land send ya to thar Russian Front fer ya to gnaw on one of them Israel-MRE's!!!

Yanks shooting each other. Is there nothing more American?

No worries, machete's are still readily available for all your gardening needs... https://outdoorswarehouse.com.au/fixed-blades/machetes/

I told yas, he's fucken cooked

RICARDOVITZ - Prime Minister 'o Australia. "Freedom tain't free, but ya can buy it from me" - RICARDOVITZ 2025, 2026, 2027 'N FOREVER!!!

YA DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN, Commie Donny!!! Tain't got no "arse". Dat be some alternate universe, gobbly-gook nu-speak fer whatnosnever. As thar li'll tittless wonder feverishly yelps: "HOW DARE YOU", ya damnd commie pinko communist. If'n I ain't git no "arse", than, Donny, ya just be spurt'n yer load in some marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, look'n fer arse. Now, down here in realtity wares I live, dumb-commie Donny, we git HO-MO-SEXUALS who go 'round lick'n ASS, 'n doin un-biblical thangs to thar dirt-hole. Is dat what ya be all 'bout in yer marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, Donny?

Someone must have fucked this cockhead up the arse. Lost his shit or just a fucken dumb cunt.

Commies is EVIL. That tain't no 2 ways 'bout it. Nosiree, they is wick'd evil 'n aughta have a hammer 'n sickle riveted ta thar ballsack 'er titties, er whataver them commie trannies git fer ta nail 'em tar. R E V O L U T I O N ! ! !

Shoot us all.
In the name of freedom.

Not only Machetes but the that tool of freedom, the firearm, is also being used on those that celebrate its usefulness. In Utah even.

You win some, you lose some. Dickheads

Jippie Johnny, you show 'ol Ricky jest how ya go 'bout eat'n "Peace"??? Peace dern't put no vitals on thar table. Peace dern't make corn stalks grow tall 'n strong. Peace ain't no good wen yer try'n tar make people-paddies with pickles on top!!!

Whatever happened to Peace?

Chopper Reed be jest what thar Southern States need ta lead White Folks tar VICTORY!!! We got Trump, but he tain't no drug-den killer. How 'bout this: Ricardovitz 'n Chopper Reed - Prime Minister 'n Vice Prime of Australia. "Keep'n Food Prices Down By Chopp'n 'N Grind'n Gangstas Good Parts Up fer Tasty Sausage"!!!

An accurate depiction of the brainless dickheads currently leading the US of A.

That first picture of me - I like it. It will be permanently added to the Oval Office. But, that second photo - more fake news. I don't shoot Communist shit-hole country guns. The American-Rifle (AR) 15 is more to my liking. And, I don't wear green tranny-bands to cover my gorgeous blond locks. I heard my Sharks took a nice bite out of your reporter before you shot him. Its a fine line between keeping them hungry, yet strong enough to devour your Fake News.

@YUGOHey Yugo. The link still works!

Damn. Keep trying though. We have to get that fat orange prick one of these days!

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@Mr_JupiterSure doesn't now

Yeh, you jumped the gun.

A pity cause we were all hopin' that fat orange prick had really carked it.

@BillBill! Come on man, there is still a chance for you. The world is crying out for a centrist like you to run the old US of A. There are too many extremists nowadays like the Orangeman and that radical muslim guy taking over New York. I am sure the people would love you to be President one more time.

@Brooklyn LiberalI have had Hillary. Once you've had her, you can't get rid of her, and she never liked my cock anyway. She's harder to get rid of than the Clap I got from Monica. Oh, how I love chubby little Jewish girls.

Insane people who don't know if they are a man or woman scare me. They shoot up schools, murder people, molest children, all in the name of cross dressing and pretending to be something they're not. Yeah, they scare me. Lock 'em up. Or, some people say I can deport them.

@DonaldOh Donny! Are you scared of my sexuality? You little shy boy. Why don't you slip off that suit and slip on a lovely night gown. Powder your nose and join all us queens in Queens.

You know you want to!

Fake news. I'm alive and well, kicking communist ass, taking names, rounding them up and then deporting them to Venezuela, or some other shit-hole country of my choosing. So, who am I to sue over this fake news? Max Gross? Boxhead? FlimTransMan? Who is spreading this fake news about me? My Great White Shark wants to know.

@Peoria PhilAnd, I have more enlightening stories for you Phil. As I wrote in my book, The Life of Motive, I explain what I must do to wicked women. One time, this dirty cunt, Asma bint Marwan wrote a poem criticizing me, squawking to her people, “You obey a stranger who is none of yours. . .Do you expect good from Motive after the murdering of your chiefs?” Now, in the book I said a disciple of mine, Umayr, went to Asma's house that very night and ran a sword through her while she was in bed nursing her baby. But, I now reveal that twas me, Profit Motive, as I am no coward to hire a lowly servant to do my murdering for me. Only I, Profit Motive, at Allah's behest, run a nursing mother through with my sword. For, I am no coward, Mr. Phil. I am Profit Motive, the great and powerful ruler of the world.

Fantastic news that the Orange clown is dead. Now is the time sanity can be restored to our great nation. Bring back Biden! Or even better...

Let's have President Hilary!

Hmmm... Some interesting options there. But I'd have to go with Melania. I mean how long could you put up with that fat Orange slob in your bed? It would be a nightmare! I reckon she slipped him a mickey and off he went to the hereafter.

@Wallace Of ArabiaYes, where is that Orange fraud? He is leading the once great nation of the USA to wrack and ruin. You'd think at least he'd show his ugly mug every now and then.

@Profit MotiveWow Mr Motive. What an enlightening story. Never knew how crazy it got down in Alabama. But again I must ask, where's the money? For we all need to make a quid nowadays. So how do you do it Mr Motive?

Is Drumpf dead yet? Would anyone notice?

Rudy, “you’re 5 feet nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you got hardly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years. And you’re also gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. RUDY....RUDY....RUDY....RUDY.

@Peoria PhilI wrote my entire story in the Popular Mechanics (Scientific American for hillbillies) - you may read it at your leisure. But, I will summarize it for you. I was a humble boy born into the Quraysh tribe in Mobile. As a young boy, I was forced to clean fecal-pits and perform handy work for Jew merchants. In doing so, they taught me about Abrahamic law and of my blood line from Ishmael. Once enlightened, I had a face-to-face with Allah and he gave me a new set of commandments for Jews, Christians and my Arab idol-worshipers. I told the Jews about this, and they rejected me. I told the Christians about Allah, and they too rejected me. I told my Arab brethren about Allah's new commandments, and they embraced me as a Prophet. Profit Motive I became. I told my idol-worshiping converts to go forth and slaughter all Infidels. That there will be no peace until all Infidels are eradicated or converted to Islam.

As a reward for my service, Allah blessed me with a 9-year old virgin girl to take as my wife. Never a more beautiful, innocent little girl had I ever seen, until I laid eyes on my Bride-Wife Aisha. As Allah commanded, I took her as my wife, for I had no say in this matter. She didn't even have any hair on her pelvic area when I married her. Allah assured me this was "ok" with him. So, I thanked Allah and had my way with my new Wife who soon became my favorite. This is the law of nature, just as a Rooster has many hens in his flock, he will "peck" and groom his favorite, just as I did to Aisha. This is one of many stories I can tell you, student. But, you may read the Quran for yourself and see all I say is true, is Allah's word.

@Profit MotiveMr (I assume Mr) Motive what is your story? Are you a new age capitalist prophet? Someone with a message to lead us all into a prosperous and debt-free future? Perhaps you have a memecoin we can invest in?

I am always looking for a bargain so do tell Mr Motive!

@DonaldOh President Littlehands your glorious Nation is the winningest nation ever! Please keep on Winning so Winners like me never have to go to jail.

@Yahya SinwarDon't worry mate. That's more than I ever got from Jesus and his dad. Boring as hell up here. They even padlock our penises!

Where are my virgins, Prophet (PBUH)? You promised me that if I kill the Jew-Devils for you, I would have horny young virgins, like your beautiful 9-year old bride, Aisha. But, all I got was that fat American clown, John Wayne Gacy, sticking his festering clown-cock in my anal parts. Such deception, Prophet, tell me this can not be true?

I have delivered Yemen to the Jewish Nation and I grant them free will to do what they want with its remaining inhabitants. As for Washington DC, I hear that the Guard is disappearing criminals faster than Israel made all of Hamas disappear. This is what Making America Great Again looks like. WINNING!