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think I know nothin. But, I do. Yessiree, I do.

See, I know what's goin on in this here Satan-Sicko world of ours. I see thar Devil for what he is. Thar Devil is Muslim. And, anyone who dern't declair "MUSLIM IS EVIL" from thar heart, they's just been had thar eye's spraypainted black so's they cain't see. Blinded by thar Devil's spraypaint.

Now, I'm gonna sum it all up fer ya:

1. Obama's a dumb nigga who dern't know nothing 'bout nothin. Dumber than a retarded field hand.

2. Drug-guzzling radical old hippies got Obama all Hollywooded up and got that dumb ol' boy incharege of USA Nukes.

3. Yer Kevin Rudd ain't nothin but a pansey-assed, lame-brained, pot-smokin porn hussler. I got a 8 year old cuzin who could curb-stomp that thin skull of his lickity spit.

4. Max Gross is a Muslim-humpin Joo who done guzzled so much drugs and licker that he dern't know his ass end from his dern knee-cap. Boy, I'm here to tell you that old Anarchyists dern't know when to mind thar own. Nosiree, them old Anarchyists they go a workin fer thar CIA. Ain't that right, Maxy.

This world's been a takin over by Muslims, curtosey of thar Hollywood Jews and Homosexuals. It's time fer a good old fasioned Crusade!!

5. Thar ain't no aliens, fools - tain't never been none here on this planet.

6. Y'all need to listen up. Y'all need guns and plenty of ammo. Y'all need to quit huffin and puffin them drugs of yers. Y'all need God in yer heart and Satan at the Muzzle end of yer gun.

Thar's gonna be a war. A BIG WAR. It's commin boys and girls, and y'all is still jest jackin around. What y'all need is someone like me to be yer leader. I'm tellin ya - pull that thar lever for RICARDOVITZ in 2010.

Well, I watched The Obama Deception and although it raises many valid points it really is just another product of the peculiarly American sense of self-defeating paranoia that the world just shakes its head in despair at. It is so convoluted, confused and confusing that it's impossible to take Alex Jones seriously. And when the film attempts to dismiss the scientific consensus regarding Global Warming, when it protests against the serious need for gun control, and when it refers to "God's Law", well, that's when I just couldn't stop laughing. Too bad, because the key message is sound: that Obama is just a new face on an old scam. Stick to Xenox News, Joe, Alex Jones has been too long in his bunker!

A good name for a fraudulent Zionist product: "I can't believe it's not Jew!"

I could not form any readable anagrams from the Max Gross name. That proves that the name is some kind of fraud. The world is full of these unperson black holes named Max Gross. How can they be Jews when they don't even physically exist? My best theory is that the aliens are projecting some kind of mental implant into the vegetable folk of this planet. If I am right, we should soon see the motherships of their transgalactic expeditionary extermination force in our skies.

Unfuckenbelievable that the Isnotraelis keep getting away with fucken murder. Anti-semitic my ass, Palestianians are the true semites and Isnotraelis are just imported Europeans, Russians and Yanks. Fuck off back where you came from and give back what you stole you fucken locusts!

Jesus fucken christ Ricardo are you here as well. Why aren't you out back squealing and rolling in last weeks slops with the rest of the redneck retards? Hell when did they release you from the retard farm anyway?

I cant believ you know how to use a fucken keyboard let lone read or wtite you dumb shit. When did they connect electricity to your redneck hovel? Probably got a bidet as well, right?

Jesus H Christ I'm gone a few fucken months and the News has turned into a fucken basketcase redneck paradise. Max your the only one making any fucken sense round here. and as for that drivelling dork dickhead Ricardo he's had one fucken jam jar of lightnin juice too many! maybe breathing in a little too much of that home grown bomb making fertiliser shit?

Would that be orange joos or perhaps apple joos? Rather than fruit beverages, it was my understanding that Max has a distinct preference for vodka spritzers.

Of course I mean to say 1000's of years ago. However, given that Christian fundamentalists (with an emphasis on "mental") think the earth is only 4000 or so years old, perhaps I was correct in the first instance?

Aint' got no money. Ain't got no kettle er pig renderin. Tain't got no vote cuz landowners dern't give no vote to Tenants.

Tenants is slaves, boy, dern't you kow that. You's my slave. Work my land, if'n I even let you on it. Boy, you do as yer told, or I'll crack you so hard 'tll make yer back look like a road map of Jew York City.

Dumb old Tenant, he just dern't get it, do he. Land Barrons like me, we have ways of turnin a dumb old geechie tenant into a hard worker. Yessiree, we do. See, dumb Tenant, I run thar store where you git yer vittals from. You sleep in my bunk house. Gotta pay for all them Amentitties, boy. "ntill you pay me for all them Amentitties you been usin, YOU AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE, BOY.

He won't be springing back!

Getting too excited! Should be "Labor" instead of "Labour".

Don't waste that pig fat. Just boil it up with their tiny landlord testicles. Deep-fry their grasping claw-like fingers for crispy entrees.

Sure is some plain talking in that. *CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* you have done it again!

Charles my good man, do I know you? You seem to have your own head well screwed on anyway. I look forward to more of your down to earth wisdom. It is time for some sanity around this place.

It never ceases to amaze me that a billion Christians around the world pray to a dead Jew who died 100's of years ago.

I've seen pictures of him!

The man who never was? When I see too many, I think there ain't any! Cthulhu, Satan, Cartman, Homer Simpson, even Jesus - all real enough I guess, but Max? Max Gross? What's in a name?

My dear Annemarie Smith, I find the list fine for my purposes, but please don't use the word "sight" when you mean "site" (your last paragraph)

I suggest building up the jaw strength by biting the ends off corn cobs. After that, the rest is easy. A variant exercise is biting the heads off real estate agents.

Squatter and the Ant

I'm all for it!

Ladies your chariot and stud awaits!

Yours standing to attention,

Hairy Fucknuckle

I say sweel them all!

I went on this site but found that alot of these are back to front for example
Banging your head against a silver lining.
Beauty is in a brick wall.

These two sayings are backwards

You might want to check this sight and sort it out as that was only two that were like that there are many more

You are a fruticake

Israel's ex-president Moshe Katsav has been formally charged with several counts of rape, sexual harassment and an indecent act...

http://www.smh.com.au/world/israels-expresident-indicted-for-rape-20090320-93l3.html?page=-1

Israel's ex-president Moshe Katsav has been formally charged with several counts of rape, sexual harassment and an indecent act...

http://www.smh.com.au/world/israels-expresident-indicted-for-rape-20090320-93l3.html?page=-1

When one of them Yankee snow birds 'd come down to N. Georgia think'n he was all this and that, actin all high falootin, that''s when we'd give him a cordial invitation to a Sweelin Social.

We'd git that Yankee up under a flat-roof, and some of the boys 'd be wait'n fer him to step on the "X". Thar'd be a big old tub of hog renderin that cain't be used fer fryin or makin soap cuz it was to skunked up. So, my boys 'd dump all that old pig renderin on Mr. Yankee.

That's what you call a "Sweelin Social"

Squaters is evil land thieves. 'Round here they have a way of dissapearing in thar dark night. Funny how my corn fields produce real good some time after me findin some squaters.

I done heard of some dum things them Hippy Huggin flower-lovin Commies do, but fornicatin with mums, daiseys, roses er any other flower is down right stupid. Y'all reeally needs to git yer heads tweeked.

It were that drunkard, Kennedy, and Soci@list Johnson who got us into VietNam.

It were Republican, Richard Nixon who done got us out. Jest remember that boys and girls, cuz Black Obama is one of them ass-lick'n Democrats.

Sorry about the liberty. Here's your "paranoia" in morse:
.--. .- .-. .- -. --- .. .-

So long as we is over thar killin Muslims, all is good. If'n we stay thar fer 100 years killin Muslims, that'll be just find and dandy.

Ain't like we's gonna take nothin that's worth nothin and bring it back home noways. They ain't even got coon's over thar to skin and tan.

Another excellent article from Max Gross to remind us of where we are really at with all of this shite.

Thanks Max; keep them coming.

To sweel or not to sweel, that is the question. I'm all for sweeling! Here piggy!

Two quotes to illustrate what is happening in Iraq/Afghanistan:

(1) "Boys, I want you to come home with that coonskin on the wall!" - President Lyndon B. Johnson, speaking to U.S. Army officers in Vietnam, October 1966.

(2) We shall have to undergo more sacrifices but we are sure to win total victory. This is a certainty." - President Ho Chi Minh, Hanoi, May 1969.

By 1975, Johnson's "coonskin: ended up on the wall and Ho's certainty was confirmed as U.S. forces fled Saigon in disgrace.

One way or another, the same will occur - IS occuring - in Iraq and in Afghanistan: just equate Pakistan with Cambodia. It's all there, people!

Just what is sweeling anyway? Does it always come with alien chicks and tentacles? Not sure I'd like the green sparks though - sounds a bit too much like Stephen King horror stories.

Thar USofA has stayed there almost 8 years now bombing crazy sun-dried muslims. I dern't see nothin wrong with that. Sounds like success and victory to me. We's gonna be thar fer probaly another 10 years doin much the same.

Jest stay out of the way of my bombs and y'all 'll be jest fine and dandy.

man I'd love to probe and be probed by some of them, their greasy tentacles wrapped around my sweeling member and my pinkies probing their multiple orifices...the light gets brighter and the throbbing intensifies...i see green sparks shooting off their genitals and then...

I awake and my hand is covered in a sticky white ectoplasm...

oh dear...ive done it again.

Yours with fingers congealed,

Hairy Fuckedmyuncle

Stupid america is replaying the russian defeat in afghanistan twenty years ago! Bush adventures in iraq and afghanistan have crippled americas economy and exposed the lie that is american free market "democracy". That taste in your mouth is desert sand, fools!

Why do so called loving christians come across as the most hate infested bigots?

This fool al-Zaidi directly threatened President Bush. At the least it was assault. It seems that this clown had been reading the ravings of the likes of Pilger and Gross; in reality he should have been thanking President Bush for having the courage to free Iraq from the evil grip of that madman Saddam Hussein. Imagine if he had thrown a shoe at him? He would have been killed on the spot.

Now that Iraq has settled down and is beginning to prosper, all due to the stalwart action of Bush, Blair and Howard; isn't it time for you whining lefties to finally admit that your opposition to the liberation of Iraq was morally reprehensible?

We can only hope that the new administrations in charge of the US and Australia show as much strength against terror as the previous ones did. If not, we could be facing another 9-11 or worse.

God bless,

Patriot

Too much Muslim Devil worship goin on here.

Boys and girls, let me help you out a bit here. We's gonna decifer that Max Gross'es (I done told you he was a CIA agent) pictures:

1. Thar first one is of GW gettin ready to kick some Muslim ass

2. Lookey at that pig-faced Muslim throwin his dern shoe away - Muslims is so stupid.

3. Number three is a suicide bomber holding bits and pieces of somethin he blewed up and offern it to his devil god.

4. Picture number four if a mug shot of yer King Muslim - Barack Husien Obama. Muslims got darkie blood in them - lill bit of education fer y'all.

5. Picture 5 got a bunch of muslims all dressed up for the baby sacrifice to thar god "Satan".

6. Thar's my man, GW Bush - greatist man that ever lived, even if his daddy was a slimey Yankee.

7. Thars a great cartoon of Democrap Congris Pigs Oinkin up all the money. X-CIA correspondent Gross is right on thar money with that one. Good job, Gross. Keep up all that good work.

THE OBAMA DECEPTION NOW OUT!

Watch the full film now! 5 STAR EXCELLENT FILM!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7886780711843120756

Is that the funnel of light where the aliens drop Mr. Bean onto the pavement?

You are an idiot. OK?

COME ON ALL YOU MUSLIM DEVILS FROM INDERNESIA - I got my Injun Wigwum on and I'm on thar warpath fer me to git some Muslim Pig meat. Gonna put me a apple in thar' Indonesian Muslim's mouth and turn 'em on a Spit. Put me some special Joo sauce on 'em fer good measure.

Thar Joo think he's too high falootin fer me help. Well, it dern't make no nevermind. I still think Muslims need to burn 'cuz they's nothin but Devil Worshipers.

I'm tell'n you Aussie folks - watch out fer Joos who give speeches to CIA trainees. Ain't nothin good can come from that neither.

Why der you want to visit the devil, if'n you ain't got no business with thar Devil?

You dern't just go to see the Devil in a Devil worshipn Muslim country jest fer kicks and giggles.