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Climb out of Rudds arse and see what is really going on:

- recession
- massive unemployment
- huge government deficits

When did this last happen?

Oh yeh, that's right, when there was another group of ALP mugs in office.

People are starting to realise that PM Howard was the best thing this country had going for it. Soon they will be clamoring for his return.

Digger,

Cranbourne

They locked up the wrong guy!

With the USA the number one supplier of arms and funds for Israel's crimes against humanity in Gaza etc, this is just one more reason Dubya should have been impeached

Max you forgot to mention the "agreement" Howard signed with Dubya to swap asylum seekers arriving in Australia in exchange for Haitians and Cubans arriving in the USA!

Agreed but Rudd looked pretty much like John Howard as he ranted about "people smugglers" who don't fucking exist and never have. It is not illegal to pay for transport and refugees come here quite openly as this exchange in 2000 in senate shows. I am talking particularly about the boat people. They are the people who arrive o­n our shores – mainly o­n Ashmore Islands – and who put their hands up and say, ‘Find me, find me! Take me in.’ They do not use these exact words, but they want to be found. These are not people who are escaping the scrutiny of our Coast Watch people.

Senator Vanstone —Senator, I cannot resist! Perhaps you could tell Mr Beazley that so he does not keep raving o­n about this silly idea that we need a Coast Guard to locate the people.

You at least realise that they want to be found; it would be helpful if your party realised that as well.

Why is Rudd determined to finance the corrupt Indonesia police again? We know they kill people.

Thank you Mr Beatitude

I am also interested in the evolution of our species and, as pertaining to your diagram, how the brain's appreciation and understanding of spatial and intra-spatial concepts will improve.

Oh, for the worlds, that as a species, we are just too plain dumb to explore and understand.

If we can break the shackles of science and its conservative approach and its dogmatic influence over western culture perhaps we can evolve a little quicker and see more in our lifetime.

Don't mess with this God. My advice is to go along to get along. Hail Lord Cthulhu! I grovel at your feet or tentacles - whichever comes first.

I miss old Bill. Dangerous with a gun he was. Never managed to get his brain into a jar, but in his own way he was into recreational psychiatry as well as space travel. Let me tell you something weird now - space ain't whatcha might think - not really "out there" if you get my drift. So before you gets ideas about noodling around in it...

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

-- William S. Burroughs

But I prefer to worship that other god....

TITS AND ASS!!!


Yours with fingers congealed,

Hairy Monkeyfucker

Not even close, girls and boys.

It was supposed to be a simple bronchial lavage for the purposes of medical research. A harmless procedure. Well, I volunteered because I needed the money. The doctor was an angel. The morphine was magic. The aftermath was a lost weekend of boozing, musing and loud music. Ah, yes...

Time isn't after us

Aussies reset the evolution of humankind to year zero by continually electing a chimp as PM. All bets are off now.

Isn't that picture wrong way round?

tossing beer bottles against the wall after emptying them down my throat.

And then the pigs came!

Luckily we were well behaved by then...
'Broken glass? I have no idea Constable'

Of course didnt work the second time when they tossed me in the back of the paddy van.

Cunts.

Remember this; what has been will be again except the parts you missed out the first time around. They wont happen to you.

And yeh, death is not the end.

Unfortunately.

Ahhh....but that was long ago....

Far back in Satan's cruel eyes a dreadful green lust glows. Soon the Dark Lord shall battle with Xenu and Cthulhu for ultimate mastery of Earth's vegetable creatures. The Sodomites prepare to accomodate their new Lord.

I got my bunker, you got yours.

I felt something... somewhere... sometime...

Religion is not only the opium of the masses, it is the bubonic plague. Have you have your shot yet?

I am going to wait for opening night

Explode now and avoid the rush!

Nyyes

We will all experience a different state of being come December 2012. For our wretched souls there will be no other choice of existence other than something perhaps better described as "astral travel".

Prepare to become a little more expansive...

Yea verily there will be a great sweeling!

What tunes do they have? Only Kurt Cobain knows for sure. And I'm not trying to go and ask him.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord: He is trampling out the vintage where the guns and powder is stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword: His truth is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallehuja! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on. I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps, They have builded Him a Burning Cross in the evening dews and damps; I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps: His day is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His day is marching on. I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel: "As ye Devil be my contemners, so with you my Lord shall deal; Let the Hero, born of woman, crush thar Devil with his heel, Since God is marching on." ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Since God is marching on. He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat; He is ripping out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat: Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet! Our God is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is marching on. In the beauty of the lilies thar white Christ was born in Arab land, With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me: As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free, While God is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! While God is marching on. He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave, He is Wisdom to the mighty, and firey wrath upon the Coward's grave So the world shall be His footstool, and the soul of Tenants His slave, Our God is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is marching on.

Karma Chameleon?
Instant Karma?
The Lord's Prayer?
Like a Virgin?

Put a nickel in and be free of your sin...

I don't understand. Is this written in Welsh or Gaelic?

Cain't be all bad if it's in Clayton. Even if it's a Clayton that ain't got no hills, no waterfalls, no branches, or none of God's Glory.

the devils red wife.

As soon as I get the details sorted, you will be able to buy six-packs of genuine Holy Jesus Stigmata from Jesusware(TM). Made in China and untouched by human hands (factory staffed by monkeys).

Now that is something I can get off on. In fact I have jacked off so many times over Padre Pio I'm starting to get smegmata on my hands!

Wake up Aussies, this here boy is talkin in terroist code. Li'l ol me can figure this out, but thar gooberment ain't got no clue, now do they.

Almost feel sorry for the nutless libnats.... NAH!

they are all cunts out there

Ain't that smuptin! But, fer all you smarty smart city-slicker egg heads, that ain't ware I'm from. Nosiree, it ain't. That dang Nonash be flatter than Sis's 'lil titties.

Nope - ware I'm a from thar's big 'ole beautiful mountains. Ain't no sissy flat lander place.

Have they found the penile stem cell yet???

My Dear Ricky, I must have missed something. I have been checking my accounts, and truly cannot find that I've had recent dealings with the yellow folk or their government.
As for subhuman parts - the John Howard clones have absolutely flourished! I have never seen such growth outside of a culture of cancer cells. So, as you can see, I have no need for extra tissue.
I often think of you Ricky when I look at some of your excised brain that I have in a jar of formalin down here at the Recreation Psychiatry (TM) clinic.

Take all the letters in some text, assign a=6, b=12, c=18, d=24 etc., and add all the letter values to get a result.
Here is an example list of names that equal 666 :-
centrelink
computer
rotten egg
santa claus
satan shit
simon crean
illusion
insanity
judas shit
kissinger
mark of beast
nauseating
new labour
new york
evil turd

Here is a list for 444 :-
english
gematria
gospel
harlot
homicidal
increase
jesus
jewels
jewish
joshua
lucifer
martial
masonic
menorah
messiah
obedient
occult
sabotaged
severe
shithead
tarot
the key
the king

How in gods green earth do you "apply simple English genitalia to the Max Gross name"? Is this some form of perverted Xenox News hazing? Does it occur to new members (figuratively speaking)? Or can anyone join in? Please...

All yer perversion, cursin, and blasphomey. Yep, he's lickin his chops, knowin yer time ain't gonna be long. Nosiree, you bad people is gonna be all his.

You jest tell that 'ol Devil that Ricardovitz tried to save yer soul, but you were too dumb to listen. Yer Devil, he fears me 'cuz I got The Lord on my side.....It's like havin a GE Minigun to defeate one spear chucker.

Fake jesusware? How about your fake jesus? The only place you or anyone else will spend eternity is in a hole in the ground, son. Oh, hang on, you're already IN one Mr R!

Thats it! All the fairy tale drivel and quasi-historical confabulations from the so-called Christians is Jesusware! That includes all the creepy bibles and suchlike. If the hypocrites haven't already got a copyright on that name, I will use it for my Jesus-power relics and Jesus-magic shops. Please understand that salvation is only available from genuine Cynical observer "Jesusware" outlets.

You go sell yer bit of fake Jesusware. Cuz, when you git yer website all set up, I'm a gonna buy me a piece.

And, when you die, and yessiree, you's gonna die, I'm a gonna be thar right next to Our Lord, with my fake Jesusware. And, I'ma gonna turn to thar Lord and say: "Yessiree, Lord, that thar's the servant of Satan that done sold me this bit of Jesusware, blasphamin and slanderin yer good name all the while.

I have confidence that thar Good Lord 'll kick yer Satan-Sellin fake Jesusware ass way back down to thar firey hell where you's gonna spend all eternity.

My dear Monsveneris, I'm sure that Christians do not pray to any Jesus who died at any time. It is crystal clear that Jesus as described in the Bible never existed. Even those Jews who thought he existed need not worry - you cannot be guilty of crucifying the man who was never in that time and place. But - if you are a true believer - I'll sell you a piece of the actual cross Jesus was nailed upon, and a little bottle of his holy dried blood that can cure all ills. Genuine cross nails need to be pre-ordered, as I have to import them from China as required.

Nothin but a liberal scam put up by a bunch of drug guzzling old hippies like Billy Ayres and Bernnie Dhorn.

I was greatly alarmed when I applied simple English Gematria to the Max Gross name and returned 696 (not 666).
Here is a short list of some 696 names:-
Max Gross
John Howard
Tony Blair
Old Hellmaker
Pecker licker
Smegma licker
Queer nazi
Queer joy
Ratlike liar
Reheated nazi
Spellbinder
The Warlock
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