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Certainly troubled my soul! I will look under my Holy Papal bed after I shoo away the altar-boys. It shows Jesus in a new and evil light I suppose. Who would have thought?

Faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkk! Can't trust them strange urges! Or is it Jesus that we must not trust? I can't remember.

Rufus, Satan has taken your soul.

For a while there I thought you were saying that Ricky was Chicolini the idiot. And who is Max Gross really? This is getting deeper than a cold-war spy story!

I thought my razor was dull until I heard Ricardovitz.
And that reminds me of a story thats so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

Ricardovitz may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Satan represents the ultimate Nihilist; he is banished from Heaven for one celestial day for questioning the authority of the television, that drug of mental escapism and intellectual erosion.

But, I ain't. So, y'all's gonna have to wait a little while longer.

Until then, boys and girls, yuck it up.

That's 'em. He even looks like he's wearin a Dixie necktie, but it ain't. Nosiree, boys and girls, that ain't no Dixie necktie. See, Mr. Gross don't no no better. He splashed a little gray hair tonic on his head and done cleaned himself up and all, but that's him!!! Plain as can be. He's workin for them Federal Boys in Washington.

Mary did have a beard!

You can take any of the 8, those other 2 - man, throw away your razor!

Yes, I'm afraid the Captain has gone mad. But he has done it with such style! Don't you think? And if you keep reading this stuff late at night it can begin to make some horrific sense. Awful realizations can leap out at one from the screen. I should be very, very careful, my friend!

I think you stop taking that medication Capitan.

He didn't die, because he never lived. But keep your faith - Okay?

Another bum that needs a shave. What is wrong with these people? Don't they have any dignity?

Scientific studies have shown that 8/10 women prefer men with no facial hair.

Improve your odds with the ladies; have a shave.

Of course, we all know there never was a Jesus as described in those disorded ravings called the Gospels. No historical record, totally fake story built in Rome on top of earlier state Roman religions and even worse stuff. However, it is a happy little myth, rather like the Easter Bunny story, or Santa Claus. Useful for keeping naughty and dull children in check. It has always been useful for keeping the perversions of the bogus churches well-funded too.

And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

He was a white Semite. And, he came from the whiteish Hebrews, from David's line, not them brown swarthy lookin ones. Also Captain, there ain't but one Jesus Christ. You don't need to pay no never mind 'bout which one this or what one that, if you are all good with going to Hell. Don't you worry yer little self over what Jesus preached, unless that is you want something better than Hell and eternal damnation with at the hands of an angry and vengeful Satan. If you don't know Jesus before you die, then he ain't gonna know you when your tourmented soul burns in the firey blazes of Hell.

You have smoked a million bongs!

The first Jesus who never existed? Or maybe the other Jesus who never existed. You can be sure that just like the Ark, there will be a never-ending supply of Jesus-who-never-existeds to preach and bleat about while the faithful dig-up their loot for the priests and sky-pilots to stash!

Jesus was a black man and he's gonna fix up all you hate fueled white hillbillys. You'll see before long Ricky (you dumb fuck)

and you WILL see Jesus. You WILL wish to hell that you sought Jesus during your life. But, once you dead, you dead and Jesus cain't help you then.

The Lord will smite them who make an abomination of the human flesh. The Lord will condemn all Soddomites to a brutal death. Whores can be forgiven for their sins, but only through the salvation of Jesus Christ during their lifetime. God will judge us all by what we have done to accept the redemption offered by our Lord and Savior.

By this decree, I am passing on the Gospel to the most heathen of all of the sinners ('cept muslims - there ain't no savin them) and thus I fulfill the work that the Lord done commanded me to do.

So, Higgins, Jesus don't love porn. And, you must give up your pornogrophy addiction and accept Christ into your life, for then you won't never want for the sin of the flesh ever again.

He might be a Jew, but he ain't no commie-suckin, hippy drug guzzlin lefty. He's got the good on y'all freaks and he's back home working for the Yankee gooberment.

NJot only does Jesus love porn, he IS porn... oh, the shivers I get when I see those images of a semi-naked man nailed to a cross!

Maybe he's gone underground... literally?

Dont you know?

I could smoke a million bongs but i'll still never understand this shit!

http://slaggedoff.blogspot.com/2007/09/monday-madness-max-gross-would-have-to.html

Max an FBI agent! Bullshit. Last time I looked he was a piano playing hippy living with these ex-black panther dudes in this old warehouse in Tobago. (Thanks for putting us up that weekend buddy)

One thing for sure is that this Ricardoshite is trying to flush you out Max. Better keep your back to the wall.

Ricky, if you mean pathetic Brendan - he only gets gay with himself. I believe that most of the John Howard Party neo-Liberals are in fact auto-sodomites. You could check with Doctor Benway to confirm that situation. Worse than death to lust after an arsehole - even if it is your own. Oz politics is rotten with this sort of stuff.

tryin to self-medicate themselves back to being a regular folks.

Thats what Homosexuals do. They smoke dope, guzzle drugs, huff meth, sniff freon, snort drano crystals, chew frog gizzards - whatever it takes to get their sick and twisted minds from focusing on another man's fecal hole.

I think that the dud Mr. BN deserves rather less effort than went into that. The sooner we can forget him, his colleagues, and the rodent, the better.

You got bizarre right.

Thats why you ain't heard from him - he's got a new life; a new wife. He ain't alowed to talk freely no more. In fact, he never was. He was always jsut some undercover fed opperative drummin up info on you Aussie radical left-bent, wackos. He's got files on all of them thar commie corn-whisky drunkards. That's right , boys and girls you done been spied on by one of yer own.

Skip it. The real trevails of Mr Nelson are far more bizarre than this shite.

Max hasnt posted in quite a while. I've heard a rumour that he got picked up by the feds

In Australia we look straight into the centre of the Satanic arsehole. If you want to study the inside of evil, there is no better place than Australia.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

"Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

I got that wrong - I will try again Lord Cthulhu. "R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

If this true, who needs to be exorcised? Where is the demon? In Ricky? How many Max Gross bodies are there anyway? Which one do I clear with "Tech" from The Carnival of $ouls training routines? (Formerly the Church of $uckontology TRs) Xenu sure is going to be pissed off - not speak of the unspeakable Ron!
Our Cthulhu who art in R'yleh...

if that is the case then Max must have one them teleporter devices - then again, them Arab's obviously so advanced these days it is no surprise they have forged ahead in the field of anti-matter technology.

This ain't no joke, like Mr. Gross wants everyone to think it is. He don't live nowhere near Melbourne. He's living in Yankeeville. I traced him back to the Melbourn area and then "poof" suddenly he pops up as a Yankee.

Nope. I got Mr. Gross's number and he's working for the Islamic Underworld. All you got to do is connect the dots.

You got it all wrong. Max Gross is a piss head who lives in the bush up near Derrimut.

He's an Australian. That means that he ain't got no guns, no knives, no swords, no cross-bows, no explsoives, no land, no NOTHIN!!!

The Tenant wanders the streets of Sydney eat'in garbage and drink'n left-over back-wash in bottles. If it's the Tenant's lucky day, he done found himself enough ciggarette butt tobbacco to roll hisself a smoke. If he's feelin perty, and a jonesin for some Meth, he whore's himself out to the nearest homosexual with $5.

When the Tenant is all smoked-up on Meth, he dreams of God's Land - my land, the land of the free and the beautiful.

The neocons have sent most people mad with their delusional crap about God, winners, losers, and manifest destiny. Die now, because it is bound to get even worse.

So "god" told a bunch of Hebrews they could go slaughter everyone and everything in Canaan and take it all? And now "IsraeL' has a right to exist but "Palestine" does not? This is 60 years of utter lunacy!

Don't get too cocky. Just remember that free cheese can come with a trap. Did I just say something profound?