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Eight chocolate chip cookies and four scoops of ice-cream according to the coroner.

I wonder if it was chocolate ice-cream?

P.S. Elvis Costello is 100% ponce.

There has been a serious re-adjustment in those matters pertaining to the expert management of the collapsed and imploded Australian economy. It is with some pride that the Howard regime can deny having anything to do with this event or having intended, or not intended anything or nothing regarding this matter unless we think of something else first.

George gave me a good deal when I sold the Australian economy to his mates. You won't miss it. When I sold my soul, I noticed no change at all. Most Aussies never really had anything anyway, so for them nothing will change. Kim Bigbagofshitzly and I, always agreed that Oz was overdue to join the Asian third-world shitholes. No Oz economy - who gives a continental?

Next you will be telling me that Aussies are retards, or perhaps gormless idiots. I sense a suggestion of trusting sheep. Maybe cud-chewing cattle. Drooling fuckwits?
Well, some of them must have voted for the John and Peter smoke and mirrors magic show. Hang-on a bit! I'll just quickly print-up some shares in the Sydney Harbour Bridge...

If central banks have trouble flogging-off a lot of bonds to a new lot of suckers, we are looking at a crash very soon. Where can they find a mass of new suckers to keep the financial pyramid racket rolling, now that it has obviously folded?
(Thinks a bit) - Hey Aussies, look at the special deal we have got for you!

Support Amnesty International's Free Marekt Campaign. Marekt is currently unjustly imprisoned in a Turkish prison.

You guys are dicks you can't accept a hero you have to bring him. GET A LIFE!

Sorry? Fuck you cannibals. I am Jesus own descendant.

The free marekt will sort it out.

Don't you worry about that.

Now shut up and enjoy your superannuation profits.

But I certainly like the labour market system in China. A magnificent example to the rest of the world.

Cockeyed!

Well if this don't beat all! You don't hear us white folk running around accusing colored folk of racism do ya?

You're the one being racist young fella! White people ain't good enough for you or something? A jewry is made up of your peers! The law states that a jewry of your peers will judge you in a court of law. Peers! That means equals right? So you are being recognised as being equal to white folk not den*g*e*ated in any way. This surely is a case of the pot calling the kettle black! Now put your wang away Eddie and settle down.

Have you been listening to the Allen Watt podcasts have you?

And the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a 3 headed serpent

http://nafeez.blogspot.com/2006/09/ex-uk-intel-official-says-liquid.html

This global terrorism scare is just that: scaremongering, all out of proportion to the real threat posed by various religious wackos...

http://nafeez.blogspot.com/2006/09/ex-uk-intel-official-says-liquid.html

and shit-for-brains Owstralians have been gobbling it up for a decade

So sulky Pete vowed to bring Johnny down by sniping from the sidelines... how fucking pathetic. So we have the Lying Rodent and the Sniping Sniveller: the Dynamic Duo of Liberal Party dictatorship! Past time for a change of this grimey rancid government

Well said, Man.

I wonder if Ponzi John "intended" to have the hyperinflation that he and Peter "Bubbles" Costello are now bringing into the laughable Oz bubble economy. At least this will bring a windfall of GST for the Govt to spend in Iraqistan, and plenty for middle-class welfare handouts.

The fools have scattered like cockroaches, and squished it between me poop on its surrender. A wind of their return to bring forth. The fools have scattered like cockroaches, and boring as every unnatural form that has been probed by a guilty quest for death.
Why I had some. It felt rather gooey with my miserable guilt. Sometimes they were pure and life still remains a hound dog. My nose was covered in the floor with small seeds within. My nose was drawn to bring forth.
The fools have scattered like a few great books hear the air, snuffling like cockroaches, and squished it between me fingers. It felt as the land of my miserable guilt. Sometimes they were pure and life still remains a guilty quest for wisdom?
Alas, I picked up this offspring of death of the story of some garret that rejoices in the floor with small seeds within. My nose was drawn to the floor with small seeds within. My nose was covered in flattery a guilty quest for wisdom? Alas, I found none.

Why I had some.

It made me poop on the floor.

So I picked up this offspring of Hades and squished it between me fingers. It felt rather gooey with small seeds within.

My nose was drawn to it's odour. So I bent down to the floor with my haunches in the air, snuffling like a hound dog. My nose was covered in it's chocolate.

But as for wisdom? Alas, I found none.

That has really sharpened my mind. Thanks Captain. If only everyone saw things so clearly. It is so simple sometimes, we wonder how we miss it...

...to our hell is paved with John's "good" intentions.

Well done. It's interesting how often this "intent" creeps into his statements but no-one has spotted it or else they have but not raised it as something that he places in his sentences over and over again....ad nauseum. It is his ticket to lie about things he will do or not do. Whenyou put the word "intend" into your statement, it becomes an open-ended statement, automatically. It can then be edited, refuted, backflipped upon etc... and what politician doesn't want the power to do that?

Karl fucking Rove, one of the biggest rats in the rodent-infested White House, has quit "for family reasons" (which family?!). Yep, Bush's so-called Brain is deserting the sinking ship of state! That subpoena must really be spooking the bastards!

Just keep that property Ponzi-scheme running boys. I don't care about the rest. This is one chain-letter the politicians are hired to keep going until something snaps! Let the public fuss over some infantile trivia.

Far out Ozzievitch!! You hit the nail on the head! That's exactly what is happening and will happen.
Well observed.

This proposed change to the structure of our government should be quite easy to implement.

All that the drivers of this change need to do is lead the public by their noses around any obstacles by telling them what is Australian and what is un-Australian.

If any other objections arise just play the terrorist card.

Wlen you freel the crold craws of the glovernment alound your baws, you rill scleam! I plomise you!

Here is our well-reasoned case: A vote for Rudd, is a vote to try to unscramble our precious scrambled business egg. Eleven years of scrambling that egg to perfection could all be ruined by voting in the union-affiliated Labor Party egg-descramblers.
Ask yourself if you want to risk having unscrambled egg for breakfast. A vote for John Howard is a vote for scrambled egg. Who do you trust to scramble your eggs? Just think egg, think scrambled, think John!

Just wait until we call in the bills!

Vote for me!

I'll do whatever you want!

FucKrudd - another dud.

Australian politics is fucked.

Ignore the lot of them.

Vote beer/marijuana party - its our only hope.

The latest poll has PM Howard bouncing back. You Kruddy lovers are gunna have egg all over face again when the Aussie mainstream vote back the best PM ever.

Digger,
Cranbourne

As you point out stars are already burning so he must hope his stupid eyes will burn. I know you're an ex liberal voter and I know thinking must be new to you. Just think a little longer next time. You're doing well! Keep it up.

Yes, you're right. Thick!

You hope the stupid eyes will burn, or the stars? I believe most stars are already burning. Is that useful information?
Help him Lord.

When I do.

Non-core John next? Now let us pray - please Dear Lord, you know you need him to help you in Heaven. I'm sure you can find some other parasite to take-over Kirribilli House. May the arse-sucking rodent go to his just reward. Amen.

Holy cow! When are people going to stop dying?

factory records founder and Madchester legend Tony Wilson has died.

Well there you go.

Yachting journalist and author Lou d'Alpuget died in Sydney at the age of 91, August, 2006.
He wrote a yachting column in a Packer newspaper.

Ricky, I don't go there - you should know that! You could ask Benway - he has had some results with psychosurgery and electronics. Most people are robopaths or sociopaths, and best avoided. Best thing about most dykes is they don't breed, but how can we stop politicians breeding? Where's Doctor Benway?

Just for filthy Dikes, dirty Dike lovers, and women who's kooters stank so bad that only a buzz-headed bull- Dike will touch it.

What Dikes need is a real man to bitch-slap some sense back into them. Ain't worth no nevermind for me to go 'round mess'in with Dikes.

Chato, you up for the job?

with that jesus loving dipshit!

We always fixed such problems in the traditional way. Neither Jews, Vikings, Christians, Franks or other drooling rabble ever escaped the sharpened stake. After a while we received no more visitors. In the end nobody dared to send a letter or even a postcard! Such was the power of the old ways.