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...and ye shall find. In Oz everything seems to have crawled up Johnny's arse.

We are doomed - unless we aren't.

she looked at me pecker


it was red raw

mottled green

a tinge of yellow


there was nothing for her to swallow

You rang?

we need some balance here!

an out of body thang, then you's probaly just plain old dead.

Thar's some stupid people in this earth.

You talkin 'bout Old Sparky? Old Sparky is a gift from God. Killed off some wicked evil demons in its time. Zapped them through and through. If it weren't for Old Sparky, we would all still be usin DC lectricity.

...take his last aspiration of air.
Remember: There ain't no such thing as a free John Howard.

Doesn't aspirational mean "full of hot air"? The old cunt aint even puffin' steam anymore. God bless the nightmare.

Digger, if saving public money is so important, why not persuade non-core John to move in with you? The rest of us could rent Kirribilli House to some of John's international billionaire mates when they drop in to Sydney to check out their local empire.

You lefty-losers cant take a trick. Our PM saves as all a heap of money and you still complain!

Unbelieveable!

Digger,
Cranbourne

I'd like to be an un-person.

No cares. No worries.

Just me and un-ness.

Sounds like some sort of nirvana...

I think we will stay - see if John will let you share Kirribilli House until we throw him in prison. The rest of us pay his rent, pay for his classy meals, wine, cleaning, renovating, security, harbour views, doctor's visits, free cosmetic dental work, arse-grooming services, living away from under jet flight-path noise...

You hate Australia.

Why don't you leave. Most of us won't miss you.

Digger,

Cranbounre

This is the new catchphrase that John Howard is now using. Let me tell you all something. Whenever I hear the word "Nationalism", I reach for the safety-catch of my revolver.

Pour a bottle of bundy down his gullet, strip him to his jocks and push him through the back door of the local brothel!

"He has released the foulness that dwells in all men's minds."
(modified quote from the movie "The Keep")

She's holding a life size replica of your blood sucking dick herr Fudge Knuckle.

got any nude pics of dwarf women?

http://mediatakeout.com/10397/beyonce_exposed_she_has_a_wardrobe_malfunction_during_a_performance.html

Yugo?

How about a hot, hard pic of that young spunk John Howard? Every time I see him on the tube I have to go and get my smelling salts! I don't care how artificial he is, he sure puts a spring into my old walking frame anyway!

We all know Obla-Di-Bla-Da But can you show me, where you are?..

Got any more new Page 3 pics?

They alwys make my day nice and sticky!

There is no wish. There is no wash. Cool cherry cream and a nice apple tart coconut fudge and a savoy truffle.

have an opinion!

Are you not man enough!

I'll give you mine...

I am real. The rest of life is artificial.

I was paraphrasing the original headline. I have no such opinion.

What makes you think their life is artificial and ours is real?

Is that you Alexander Downer?

I'll wipe my thing wherever she wants!

Nowt that the dumericans have reinforced the Iran-Iraq Shiite alliance, how can they possibly accuse Iran of supporting terrorism. Iran WANTS the Shiites to reign surpreme in Iraq... just like the dumericans do.

He didn't excuse himself, Digger. You are wrong about that. He has said so, many times, on the record, that he was wrong to have done it and he is upfront about it when asked in all interviews I have seen. He says he makes no excuses. It might not be OK to be a "Christian" and do what he did but is it OK to be a Christian like Johnny Howard and lie about GST? Lie about the Wheat Board scandal? Lie about the Shane Stone leak? You tell me. Is it OK for good Christians to lie?

What about Saint Kruddy?

Seems that the latte sippers lovechild doesn't strictly adhere to the loony left principals he espouses.

Typical leftie hypocrite: always telling everyone else how to behave but always excusing their own behaviour.

Expect PM Howard' s poll rebound to continue as the Aussie public wake up to Kruddy and the nonsense the lefty media peddle about Saint Kevin.

Digger,
Cranbourne

John is officially a genital wart-virus infected man. Remember: wife with cervical cancer = husband infected with HPV wart virus. Sew-up your orifices, there is HIV, HPV, HepA, HepB, HepC, GST and FTA out there! And John is spreading the lot!

Don't take it personally Jim. His name is actually John and he has been screwing us all for a very long time. What's worse is that he plans to keep on doing it.
Start worrying when he injects acid into your frontal lobes to turn you into a suitable Aussie zombie (Dahmer copyrighted method). No personal volition, but your body stays fresh for weeks!

...up your arse Petey. How does it feel to be the glove puppet of a glove puppet?

An obvious and thinly-veiled metaphor for the horror ghost-train ride that is the experience of yet another day of semi-living in Sydney. Notice the clever juxtaposition of New Jerusalem, Paradise, Death, Hitler, and the religion of New Thought. All are clearly references to the shithole that is Sydney. Good onya John! Ya little turd! Spawn of the Pit! Piece of shit!

spare us!

Do go on Grinchy

We must have more trust in our leaders - this is all about trust. Democracy is satisfied by the simple act of voting as the mass media instructs. I prefer a public mass hanging of "tall poppies" and the assorted corporate and political scum. That is, after a fair trial conducted in a typical "fair" way, a "fairness" such as John Howard would recognize.

Digger, your Australia has died, and was replaced by a piece of globalist turd while you were watching a pack of pinhead homos running around with a bag of compressed air. Or maybe it happened while you were entranced by the spectacle of gormless idiots hitting balls with a stick. All of the mindless drivel brought to your sunken, dull eyes by the magic of television. Your little tin god has been using useful idiots such as yourself for convenient arsewipes for years. But then, he is used as an arsewipe by the evil scum at whose feet he grovels.

Rove should have left the White House in handcuffs! Bush and co MUST be brought to trial for their crimes against humanity and their treason... yes, treason! for failing to safeguard and uphold the Constitution!

'I am standing up for the average Aussie against the union thugs, the latte sippers, the biased media.

'I am standing up for an Australia that gives you reward for hard work. That stands up for true blue Aussie values.'

It is obvious that the latte-sippers are running scared as they realise Kruddy's poll numbers are dropping.

All you moaning lefties can leave once PM Howard wins again.

Digger,
Cranbourne

...seemed to have been the ones who stayed at home. Relative safety makes you brave and fierce.
It is always funny to see non-core John playing the brave little ANZAC! Lay more of those dangerous wreaths John.

EAT THE F*CKING RICH!

So the "global economy" is on the fritz! The evil tossers at the top end of town will feel a slight twinge in their lower joints, but the poor buggers living on struggle street will have limbs amputated... metaphorically speaking, of course! The bad guys NEVER lose! Unless........................

The poetry of heroism appeals irresistibly to those who don't go to a war, and even more so to those whom the war is making enormously wealthy.
-- Ferdinand Celine