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Gippsland Diner 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Always thought there was something odd about that chicken.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
Some southern transplants voted to secede during the War of Aggression, but, your real Kentuckians ain't but a bunch of Northern Sympathizers.

Ricardovitz 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
by something now called "linguistic anarchism". That's a real shocker!! Put a real scare into me. Made me see the world in a whole nother light. Expanded my mind beyond the limits of God's universe.

I guess that's what happens when left-bent former anarchists get old, fat and falby, losing their hair and gaining contentment from an occasional puff of the marijuana reefer. Sad. They probably never even owed any guns for their nanny-state government to take away.

Hey, if you cain't rely on Anarchists to start a revolution any longer because they don't own the matches to start the fire or even any gun powder to make it go "boom", then what?

Welcome to Slavery in the 21st century. Where you either own the slaves or are a slave. Which one are you?
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago For the old times
I'm gonna block the S-bend of my dunny - just in case!
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
It has certainly lifted the usual standard of verse and jokes on Xenoxnews. I suggest a much closer emulation of the Plath death/life style - to add some metaphorical sugar to the turd.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
Ron, thank you for your superior intellect and reading skill. I am among the few who express their dismay through this syle of linguistic anarchism. After all, if the non-core turd can bore us all to death with his evasive dronings, what is wrong with clarifying and translating his tripe?
Unregistered 19 years ago Stay in Iraq, and get raped by a Bush
I enjoyed reading it. Not many people have written about the "business" end of things in this matter. It's good to see.
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago The Man from Kentucky
A star is born.

It has the cadence of a Rilker and the content of a Wordsworth.

And the tragedy of a Plath.

Subtle but bold, dark but light, mellow but angry. This young man has summed up the mood of a nation.
Eric-the-half-a-bee 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
Bush is finished, his incompetent "career" highlight as US Prez an unmitigated disaster for the USA and the world. He should have stayed drunk, we would all be safer today!
From same 7.30 report interview. My comments in ( ):

JH: "Judge it by the 33 year low in unemployment (due to workers having wage reductions so business owners can afford to employ more staff). the
elimination of Government debt, (and the increase in household debt to over 1 trillion dollars) the reforms to the tax system, the reforms to the waterfront, (scab labour/remember the Patricks debacle) the reforms to industrial relations.

Kerry: "Regardless of what Peter Costello is saying to undo the damage today, his words in these considered interviews for the book are clear.
He thinks your record as Treasurer was poor on reform, on interest
rates, on inflation and apparently in Government on a pattern of
spending your way out of trouble as Prime Minister.

Can you understand why he would have done this knowing it would be
published in this climate in the shadow of an election?....what does it say about Mr Costello's political
judgement that he would allow his personal feelings about you to
potentially jeopardise your chances of winning the next election?"

>>John Howard of course sidestepped the enquiry from Kerry but as we all know it is Pete's way of saying, "I thought you said you would step down and let me be PM, but since you didn't, I am going to sully your next election campaign as revenge for your broken agreement. Screw you. Let's see how well you do now.
Even GWBush advised Howard to step down last year when he was in the US, adding that he should leave when he is at the top of his game for history's sake if nothing else.

Ron.
Blish 19 years ago LUNATIC STEALS TANK IN SYDNEY
Democracy shlemocracy! Why give this moron Dickheadovitz the space to vent his mindnumbingly vacuous remarks?
of dopy things coming out of any of the Southern States.

And, I figure on Australia being one of my southern state allies. See, y'all are even more south than we are. Y'all have the same problems we have with forigners and native injuns. Y'all speek the King's English like we do. And, y'all is mostly Scotts-Irish descent like we are. So, I consider many Australians my Brothers in Arms...that have been temporarily dissarmed, unfortunately. I know you talk a little queer, but I rekon that don't make no nevermind.

Now, you'r John Howard ain't such a bad sort for the most part, but he went over the top when the done took all your guns and ammo away. We can't stand for that, now. NO SOUTHERN STATE CAN HAVE THEIR CITIZENS UNARMED!

Jesus Ricky, ease up a bit. Go and sleep with your favourite pig, or whatever it is you hill people do to relax. If the colonials in Oz want to be ripped off by greasy property pimps and even more sleazy politicians, it is surely their right and their own business. I would never lower myself to dealing with any of the type of commercial scum that orbits around the Oz land-price Ponzi rackets. I have recently learnt how John's crew weasel out of paying for services rendered, and I'm not pleased at all. We must feel sorry for these doomed colonials Ricky. Soon this antipodean wasteland will be indistinguishable from Iraqistan's desert regions. Not for me, but it's okay if you like that sort of thing...
Unregistered 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
Jessy, get your ACLU Ayrab-lovin spew outa here. We all know what the ACLU stands for - Arab Cunt-Lickers, United.
personal irresponsibility on your Prime Minister? The fact that people in your country rack up 1.5 million dollars of debt buying big-screen TV's, gambling, luxuary cars, pet Kangaroos, etc. - that's somehow supposed to be your Prime Minister's problem. Riiiiiiiiiight.

I get it now. LEFT BENT THINKING: It's the government's job to make sure that I don't have too much money. It's the government's job to make sure that I don't spend too much money. It's the government's job go insure that I don't go into debt. It's the government's job to take care of me when I'm sick. It's the government's job to make sure churches will marry homosexuals. It's the government's job to wipe my arse for me. It's the government's job to clean my penis chease for me. It's the government's job to protect me from bullies. It's the government's job to insure that I'm never offended by anything. It's the government's job to castrate every male and inject females with testosterone so that the sexes will be physically equal. It's the government's job to provide "skin bleaching" and brain enhancement to darkies so that there will be no racial inequality.

What else should the government do for you Lefty-Liberal?
YUGO 19 years ago BECAUSE SHE IS WHO SHE IS...
YUGO 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
because it belongs to him
As we now know, there is no evidence. This is just Howard being Howard... the dessicated fucking coconut!
Max 19 years ago BECAUSE SHE IS WHO SHE IS...
MAMA!
Even Hewson has come out to confirm what we all know: neither Costello and Howard have had much influence over the economy, it's all been a lucky streak bound to end... and end it shall, just in time for Elmer Fudd to win the PM-ship. Batten down the hatches, boys and girls, and clear your debts... the shit's about to hit the fan!
Max 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
As in the United States, so in Australia: both Padilla and Haneef are political pawns in a sick, cynical power-play orchestrated by lame-duck scumbags in Washington (sorry, I mean Crawford) and Canberra (sorry, mean Sydney)...
Max 19 years ago Tribute to Stan Zemanek
As a good, god-fearing, racist, red-neck, shit-stirring ratbag, I'm sure old Stan is settling in quite nicely down there in satan's bowels.
Jessica 19 years ago DIRTY BOMBS & DIRTY BUMS
As we all know these are charges not even pertaining to Mr Padilla. Bush has been going downhill from the start of this war and his war on terrorism and he desperately and his croonies are grasping at straws. I hope that the american people still believe in not guilty until proven guilty, and to be guilty you MUST have evidence to convict. This poor man has been jailed long enough for crimes that he NEVER commit and from the looks of it NEVER INTENDED to commit. I also don't think this story is getting much coverage as it got when they threw these absurd charges on him. I for one hope that he is cleared of all this "bologna" and regains his freedom as he so justly deserves. I applaude you for being one of the many like myself that see the TRUTH in this and how DIRTY our President and his croonies are.
Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
It turns out that the sim card was NOT found anywhere near the car!
Ex_Liberal_Voter 19 years ago "I will be judged" says John Howard, arrogantly.
Digger, there are 1.5 trillion Oz household debt dollar reasons why the Howard and Costello gang should by strung-up with piano wire, while their impoverished, foreclosed, homeless victims are invited to watch justice working for them for a change.
Because it has been outstanding for the ordinary Aussie battler.

1. More money in your pocket?
Yes
2. Are your assets worth more than ever?
Yes
3. Stop wasting money on bleeding heart lefty elites?
Yes
4. Protect Australia from crazy Muslims?
Yes
5. Stop boatloads of free-loaders hitting our shores?
Yes

And that's why the polls are returning to PM Howard (check latest Morgan poll). He has been our greatest PM ever.

Digger,
Cranbourne
Unregistered 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
You know mate, there is one aspect of this SIM card thing that nobody has ever brought up for discussion. Just like how they found Mohammed Atta's passport in the wreckage of the plane that exploded and disintegrated, they somehow feel that a SIM card could still be there after the car exploded in the first place.
I think that if a mobile phone was in an explosion which destroys a car, the whole item would be smashed to bits or burnt beyond recognition. I think its all bullshit.
Oh yes, you little turd, you WILL be judged, along with your team of horror clowns (including smirking Pete). I just love the spin: GST=tax reform, Iraq Oil War=national security, Stealth ID Card=????, massive household debt=prosperity, grinding welfare recipients into the ground=full employment. I could go on about housing, cheap third-world labour, importing global poverty and suchlike.
Thanks Ron, for your coherent analysis in a land and time gripped by Howard's rapacious idiocies.
One commentator rhetorically asked if the latest revelation about Perky's grievances against the old c*nt gave the treasurer's "leadership ambitions" legs... Well, pardon me while I piss myself laughing: WORMS DON'T HAVE LEGS!
monsveneris 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
The Howard government is trying to thwart due process by smear, innuendo and technicalities that have nothing to do with seeking the truth or applying rules of justice.
Herr Fuckmyhead 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
Will youse people stop picking on me?

It's hard enough to type the right words with one hand, let alone when the other hand is moving up and down rapidly.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago BECAUSE SHE IS WHO SHE IS...
I'd rekon maybe a quadroon or maybe even an octaroon.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
"Your wrong Mr B" is perfectly good English!

Just like "My Bad"; "Your Bad"

In the above sentence, the wrong simply belongs to Mr. B., that's all.
Herr Fudgeknuckle 19 years ago BECAUSE SHE IS WHO SHE IS...
It's pictures like this that drive me to using my mobile phone in public conveinances
Herr Fuckhead 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
Your wrong Mr B. I don't know how many times I've used mine when I've been on the loo and I feel the need to talk to a sexy lady.
Mr Beatitude 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
Mobile phones are a completely unnecessary device (in terms of communication capability) providing no additional functionality to the enlightened citizen.
Ricardovtz 19 years ago Mobile Phones do kill you!
book called CELL? Them telephones dun turned everyone into zombies. Ain't no reason fer to have a cell phone donwn here - they don't work anyways around here.
Unregistered 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
Andrew whatshisname said he cancelled Haneefs visa 'cos he failed a character test.
I reckon John Howard would fail a character test with no problems. I mean what sort of a c**t refuses to say a simple "sorry" to the indigenous people when asked.

No John, this latest thing you've concocted for political advantage does not wash with us. Get real.
Jesus is dead 19 years ago Tribute to Stan Zemanek
And he aint NEVER coming back, so grow the fuck up, you fairytale-addled dimwit Rick!
Jalepeno 19 years ago AUSSIE PM HOWARD ON YOU-TUBE!
Nope! The lousy old buzzard has dragged the 21st Century back to the 19th century!
Looks like Haneef gave them the sim because, obviously, since he was returning to Australia it was of no more use to him! And now the rotten Rodent has ignored a court ruling to release the guy on bail and used mean and tricky migration laws to lock Haneef up anyway... in another state, far from his lawyers!
Postman Pat 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
Stay at home. Don't answer the phone, or make any calls. Don't use the internet. Don't open any letters. Don't visit anyone, particularly family, and definitely don't give or accept any presents. Don't answer the door.

Its the only way to guarantee your freedom.
Derrimut 19 years ago Tribute to Stan Zemanek
Vote for a follower of Djanggawul or Bagadjimbiri or Baiame or even Bobbi-Bobbi.

Even followers of Kwaku Ananse are more relevant than followers of that Towel Head Arab Jesus.

What the hell has an Arab deity got to do with Australia?

Please stay in your Bewildered and Completely Deluded State of America worshipping your Jew/Arab god and spare us from your psychosis.
Unregistered 19 years ago Haneef charged. Read about the evidence.
Just heard that not only was it his second cousins who he talked to often but he lent them the SIM card a full 11 months before the so called terrorist incident, meaning that the DPP are saying he knew that his cousins were planing the attacks at least that long beforehand. If that's true, why did he have his one way ticket out of Australia issued in his real name and an address in India that he gave where he was going to stay, was his real address where his family actually resided. If his association with the alledged terrorists was not an innocent one, he would obviously try to cover his tracks by lying about his personal details, not give his fuckin real home address.
Like I said before, this could mean that in future, if you have contact with someone on a traceable way such as telephone or email, and then that person does something that could be classified as terror-related, then YOU are probably going to be up the creek without a paddle, despite having been unaware of their intentions.

Welcome to the machine.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago LUNATIC STEALS TANK IN SYDNEY
Coffee is an evil brew. It is addictive and when you stop drinking it, even for a couple of days, you feel as sick as a antifreeze slurping dog.

Coffee is nothing more than another attempt at big corporations teamed up with socialist left-wing dictators of South America to make us all addicts. I gave up coffee 7 years ago, Dr. Just water, orange juice and peach juice for me. I even gave up corn liquor - as alcohol kills the mind, and my mind don't go for suicide.

My lungs are as pure as the back sideof a virgin's hymen; and my brain is as crisp as high-carbon spring steel. I have eliminated most of these vices from my life, Dr., concentrating on making myself as perfect and as pure as humanly possible. And, at the end of my lifespan, God will take me to the highest level of purity infinitely possible.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Tribute to Stan Zemanek
me a clean bill of health. And, I appear to be the most sane and logical person interested in Australia right now, I think now is as good a time as any to anounce my candidacy for Prime Minister of Australia.

If you are white, you really need to vote for me. Even if you are one of those pagan-atheist-whites. We ain't gonna get too worked up about that right now. I am all about your rights. Your country. Your jobs.

Otherwise, you are just voting for the biggest ass-screwing of your life. Voting for a socialist is like voting to whore out your country to earth-maggots who have noting positve to contribute.

You people better wake up. Seriously, you need to protect what is yours. Stop giving it away. Stop giving away rights to people who will just ass-screw you. People who are not white hate white people. If you are white, you are hated by those who have a raving jelousy for you. Left-wing, nanny-state whores will give anything to appease the world, to appease their enemies.

The darkies just want what you have, what we have, eventhough they've done nothing whatsoever to deserve it. They ain't got no bones about slicing of your white head or bloodying your blond hair. Until you people realize that its "us" or "them", you are sliding down the slippery rock leading right into the belly of Satan's dark deciples.

So, you can keep smoking your African Hash, or Afghanistan Opium, or Aztec Cocaine, or your Injun Peyote; or your Chinese GHB, or Mexican Meth. Get the picture yet? Or, you can vote for me to save y'all from the slaughter of white lambs.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Tribute to Stan Zemanek
It is very sad indeed. Stan had received a lot of treatment at my RP unit. We tried our best. In the end I could cut no more. As the black fascistic cancer took over his brain and soul he was reduced to the drooling idiocy of a talk-back radio slot. I have most of Stan's brain in a jar of formalin here at RP - looks like a black spider! Most godawful thing I've ever seen! I like to compare it with the other ugly tumour I have in formalin. Don't tell anyone, but what is left of John Howard's brain is so useless - being merely a black tumour remnant, that it could not possibly run a hamster, let-alone a country. Oh well, he must be useful for somebody, I suppose.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago LUNATIC STEALS TANK IN SYDNEY
Dear Ricky, it is so good to see you sparking on most cylinders, but clearly most of your agitation is caused by serial coffee abuse. Since the John Howard depression-inducing regime has imposed its bleak weight upon the Oz public, in my Recreational Psychiatry(TM) practice down-under, we mostly see mania from coffee abuse as a desperate attempt to break through the bleak economic and social prospects of living under the Howard Death-Force Regime. Some relief can be had by submitting to my modern electronic brain-management techniques. You are welcome to try a free introductory course. But by now you are probably hopelessly addicted to coffee. Here's the nurse with my stuff - gotta go Ricky...
Ricardovitz 19 years ago LUNATIC STEALS TANK IN SYDNEY
Now, here we have FrankBlues go and post this here nice story about an angry man who gits something that looks like an American SUV and attempts to start a revolution.

WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT GARY ALAN HAYS? Noth'in, thats what. Why? Because no one thoguht to do any think'n on who this guy is; what's his beef?; is he an Anarchist or a Fasciast? (We know he ain't no lame Socialist, 'cause socialsts don't do noth'n but protest productive people)

Come on, white folks, cain't we do no better than that?
Ricardovitz 19 years ago John's Garage Sale
How much you rekon you want to git for it? Are you gonna throw in some Iraki slaves with that, or am I just gett'n the oil?

Well, sight unseen, I'll bid $50 per barrel of Iraki oil deliverd FOB, and I'll give you $1000 a head for Female slaves; $1500 a head for processed (sterilized and cleaned) Female slaves. Ain't much market for Iraki males, but I rekon I can use them for parts - $300/head is top dollar I'd pay for 'em.

 

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