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Do you take a train to get to Chickenpizza?
Can you get take-away?

would pay $8 for tomatos and a heap of greens.

Specially when you can git meat cheaper! You're country is overrun with these ugly gray Kangaroos that could be harvested into delicious meat, but you dumb vegitarians probably couldn't figure out how to harvest one.

Here's a lesson for you:

1. Get a gun and shoot a Kangaroo. If'n you can't get a gun, just run the damn thing over. But, if you are one of those really stupid vegans who don't even own a truck, then you will have to buddy up with one of your wild aborigionees and get them to learn you how to hunt them. It'll only take 4 hungry vegans to team up like wild dogs to get you one.

2. If you can catch a gray Kangaroo alive, and if it's a male, then castrate it by tying some twine around it's nuts. Pen it up for a few weeks and feed it corn, starchy grain and molasses. If it's a female, do the same thing - well except strangulating its nuts.

3. Slaughter time: string the Kangaroo up alive by the hind legs from a tree. Get two large buckets. put the first bucket under the head and slice the head off, draining the blood into the bucket (save this for some blood puding). Then gut the animal by slicing it along it's abdomon to its rib cage, and reach in and take the guts out. Skin it with a good sharp skinning kife - save the hyde for tanning

4. Butcher the meet by first sawing the limbs off at the joints and then the meet off of the bones.

5. Freeze the meat immediately.

6. Grind up the organs and make sausage out by stuffing it into the small intestines.

7. Pickle the feet and give the head of the animal to your aboriginee friend for showing you how to hunt - all darkies like eating these body parts.

8. Grind the meat or make steaks, flavor to your liking and throw it on the grill.

Damn! I just save the life of a tomato-eating hippy! I'm not sure if I should be shot for that, or become an eagle scout.

Just a tourist trap. A bunch of rocks one atop of another placed there by a bunch of midget canibals who were the ancestors of present day Mexicans. While Europeans were studying the stars, begining the industrial age, learning how to make things from iron, and developing a sophisticated scientific culture; these dumb, squat injuns were making big old rock piles. Even those dead-dog worshiping, sunbaked, desert-coon Egyptians figured out how to make rock piles almost 3,000 years before the low-witted mexican injuns did.

Only a drug-guzzling, smoked-up, nose-candy addict hippy would think there was something to see in an old injun rock pile.

Yeah, the Captain's right. Johnny is not calling an election yet cos he feels he can wear Rudd down over the next few weeks and get infront. This is so childish and its like a bad dream. That;s the reason we are told but the real reason is probably more sinister than that. I would think there will be a terrorist attack/scare soon and he (and Bush) will call off the elections and put it forward until there is social order etc... once more and then they can take the credit for restoring the order. Thats my prediction. I hope I'm wrong though but it seems awfully late to call an election now and I suspect something is brewing that we are not being told about.

Hang on a bit! I'll get non-core John, Petey and the boys, and we can have a suicide party!

The cabbage and cauliflower is almost ready for picking.
Anytime soon oil will be down to US $18 a barrel like Zionist Rupert the jew promised way back when the Coalition of the Wicked invaded Iraq for the cheap oil and as a favour for Israel - but I wasn't supposed to mention that.

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I put it in the main menu as a pop up...

In the ocean

no good. no tits.

I'd fuck an angel tart. How about a mermaid? I'd fuck a mermaid except where do you fuck 'em?

C*nt!

Just turn left at the epiglottis and pencil up the oesphagus and all will be well.

Go beyond the voices....

I love Chicken Pizza!

its the gramma police...

fluck you

Had new seepage begun?

Herr F. What the hell is a tounge? Something like a lounge? Could you have meant tongue perhaps? I certainly don't wish to be licked by a "tounge" under any circumstances!

Her forked tounge heaps good.

She can licky my little dicky anyday!

The first modern suicide bombers where in Lebanon.....

give me Delilah. Those swarthy Semite girls give me the horn no end...

I just have the horn and want to root all day!

So just send me all those 17- 25 year old female Burmese political refugees. I'll look after them.

The first known suicidal attack was Samson when he destroyed the Philistine's temple.

Invented you?

The buddhist Tamil Tigers invented suicide bombing in their attempted fundamentalist Buddhist takeover of Ceylon.

to stop by Machu Picchu

http://diggers.com.au/antigm.shtm

Of the Inner Plants

The picture is of Quang Duc. A Vietnamese monk who burnt himself as a protest against the oppression of the Catholic Church in Vietnam in the sixties.

Australians are in debt to levels never before seen in the history of credit, with the only two periods that come close - the 1880s and 1920s - followed by major depressions.

That's inflation TAV. The central banks of the world have decided that the rest of us will yet again bail out the credit junkies. I don't know about the rest of you but I'm sick of this frigging game. It's not only tomatoes!

Digger, every moment away from Johnny's rectum must be torment for you. You might become like John's media whore Alan, prowling the public conveniences of the world looking for love from strange men.

Yes! I know about THEM. THEY have been VERY insistent in my affairs also. I dare not disobey THEM. I hear THEM all the time now. THEY call me now! I must go! Good luck Pervy!

You are taking orders from the cooties that live in ya pubes.

Says it all Hippie!

What the fuck are you on about?

I think Pervy you have been on the bong too long. Get off your arse and get a job you pothead bludger!

Amen brother veggie, amen!

Typical bleeding heart leftie. Moaning and complaining. Get a real job and stop bludging off govt handouts and then you might be able to live like the rest of us silent majority.

Digger,
Cranbourne

If there's one thing they got right in the old Soviet Onion - apart from a liveable pension - is they locked godbothereres up in loony bins where they all frickken belong

Too bad there's no frikken oil in Burma or else that dim bulb Bush might have to shock and awe those monks into Texaas-stuyle "democracy"! Any Islamic "terrorists" in Burma????

I just paid $8.00 for 6 frikken tomatoes for chrisake! That's $10.00 a kilo, people! Who the hells in charge of this banana monarchy!

It seems the Burmese government has had enough of these hoodlums. They have sent a few monks off to be re-incarnated again.

Are buddhist anti-sex? No wonder all those teenage burmese girls head to thailand to bang for a buck.

Johnny Goblin's father is asserting his domination over the pathetic vegetable people who populate this world. Aussies have paid big money plus GST for their tickets on a one-way ghost-train ride to Hell.
As compelling as the Burma situation may be for the knuckle-dragging galoots of Oz, their full attention will horribly switch to blood pouring from their own eyes, their intestines falling in a pile of writhing filth on the floor at their feet, as their bodies rot away in minutes. There will be no gnashing of teeth, unaffordable dentistry will have converted Aussies into pathetic gummy blobs.
Face facts, then go back to your TV and watch huge galoots running around with a ball, playing children's games while demons tear your life to pieces.
-anti666

The Dark Lord has lent us his son John - the Prince Of Peace. I'm sure that if we parachute him into Burma, he will give them enough money to quit with dignity. At least he can encircle their cities and towns with security fences and give them all the GST they can eat.

Not a spoofs site but you have the right letters!

Not only are those monks are threat in Burma, but in a meta-physical sense they are a threat to all right minded citizens of the world. Their perverted ideas have polluted the minds of a generation. The madness of ‘new age’ thinking can be traced back to the infusion of Buddhist ideals with drug taking in the 60’s. If you place a sitting Buddha upside down and look from 45 degrees you can clearly see the mark of the beast: 666.

What nonsense are you talking about? is this a satirical site or what? There is no such thing as Buddhist Laws.

Did you see a burning one Iggy???

Like that one in the pic?

Did ya Iggy? Did ya?

In the '60s, I took DMT. DMT was a gaseous wax that you could smoke that gave you a 20-minute psychedelic high. You'd inhale it. And then when you'd exhale -- poof, you'd be high. I saw Buddha, man. I know that sounds like no big deal. But I saw a gigantic holographic Buddha -- correct in every way! Buddhas can be very intricate -- these drawings that you see in books. Thousands of details were included in this Buddha. Where did they come from? I didn't make them up. I can't even draw, you know. I could barely spell cat, you know. And there it was. And I thought, Wow -- the power of the mind, you know.