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Brid's eye view

http://tinyurl.com/37deve

I'll vote for whoever supports the horny voter.

"Will I have more chance of a root under Howard or Rudd?"

That has always been my call.

Where can I get plans for one of those reform machines? I'm sure I'm not stupid enough to fit in with John Howard's Aussie society.
- Stupid - (but not stupid enough)

All material life is violence. Once an organism has been born (poor bloody thing) it wages relentless war on all other organisms until it finally, and thankfully expires. Your children will compete with other children on a bloody, desperate and apocalyptic world stage. If you want happy stories, there are plenty of pretty little fairy tale books in the stores. BTW, I'm not advocating cruelty, brutality, greed, stupidity, fascism, neo-liberalism, or "devil take the hindmost" economics or similar crap. I think we all need to know what the real situation is.
- Dalai Lama

John W Howard would choke on the truth. He is a chronic liar and deceiver, as his record clearly shows. The fact that people keep voting for him proves Australia is a pathetic amoral backwater.

Children are not "yours" to do what you want with. You are there to nurture not punish. Anytime, anywhere, anyone resorts to violence to address a perceived problem it is an admission of failure. Hence... Iraq!

Concerned Parent, if you are John Howard, the answer is clear - shoot all your children, and then impale your evil little body on a sharpened stake, allowing the tip to protrude from your gaping, lying mouth. I hope this helps. (I thought the solution was obvious!)
- Vlad (sharpened stakes are my game)

Lordy, I am shocked! How can you call our noble leader a 4-eyed cocksucker? I always thought he was a 4-eyed Baghdad Baby-Burning, bum-sucking, gold-plated, lying parasite and suckhole! And that is only when he isn't being a fresh dog-turd on your shoe being tracked through the house...
- Ex Liberal Voter

Now, ain't this 'bout the dumbest thing I've ever read?

What kind of nevermind is this all about? First, I wouldn't pay a plug nickle to that Buhidist Hippy Steve Jobs Ipod inventor. Its just another tool to funnle more money to the liberal Demo-Socialist Party and pay for Steve Jobs smack habbit.

Second, I wouldn't buy a guitar neither. Musicians are flakey and music ain't noth'n but rubbish anywho. Karl Marx had it all wrong - Religion ain't the opium of the Masses, music is. I'd just outright ban all music, cept some banjo and fiddle music (still a damned wasteof time).

Music is just a further obstruction to greater productivity.

This appears to be a very simple question, doesn't it? It really tells much about the person doing the asking.

Here we have a parent who has children, and this parent has to ask permission to use a particular form of discipline on her children. The Nanny-Government has so conditioned an entire generation for the need to consult someone before disciplining their children. This is a pathetic and disheartening sign that people are starting to crave the Nanny-Socialist Government like a Hippy craves Heroin.

WAKE UP! They are your children. Not mine. Not your neighbors. Not the governments, not anybody but yours. If they starve to death, then you have failed as a parent. If they grow up undisciplined like little wild rats, you have failed as a parent. When you got knocked up, you accepted the job of raising those children, feeding those children, disciplining those children and educating those children. This is an entrepreneurial job - you have no boss, not even a mentor. If you plant a tomato plant in your back yard and it dies or gets infected with nemotodes - you don't go crying to the government about its demise do you? If your child turns out rotten, then torture yourself, not society because it was never society's job to rear those children.

Now, that having been established, please feel free to discipline your children in any manner you so desire, short of murder. Murder is illegal. Remember, you own your children - they belong to you and nobody else. You can use your brain or your hands to discipline your child, or even your feet, and any other tool you can make or purchase that would assist you in this endeavor. These are all tools at your disposal and certainly a rod of birch is but one option.

LSD

Will set you free

"A VAGINA BAN"

This is the liberal mind set. It is a disease, a mental dissorder. The Liberal, drug-induced, mind is allways thinking of ways tha the GOVERNMENT can take another freedom or right away.

First they ban guns, now.....

You durgged up hippies are very sick. The best cure for dope-feinds is poisoned dope. How hard could it be to just convert all illegal drugs into flesh-destroying chemical compounds? Mix a little Zoloft with the Hippy's LSD; or a little Scopolamine stirred up with the junky's Heroin.

And, Farmer Vincent says "By By Hippy, By By."

Here is an interesting anagram of IVANA BANGA: "A VAGINA BAN"
- Ana Gramm

Ricky farted
Chato darted
Green Haired Jim's legs parted
that's how the universe started

I ain't gay. I gon't have an achy breaky heart. In fact I hate this little ditty (cept for the last line), but it rhymed so figured I'd throw it into the little poem competition we have goin on here.

So far, I recon I'm look'n real good for the 1st place ribbon.

Pervy, that is beautiful, and I got most of it, but what's the bit about the boots?
- Delighted by it all but slightly puzzled

Some party-pooping joker has been putting small explosives into gay anal love toys. Is that where the saying, "busted arse" comes from? At least he had a morbid sense of humour. So it's not all bad news for gays - just NEARLY all bad news! (Poor bastards!)
- Hairy-palmed, and going blind

Ricky, I'm amazed. You have an "achy breaky heart" after all. Just don't tell me you're also gay! (Please! Don't...)
- Ex Liberal Voter

Pirate dreams are normal dreams that have been hijacked by the devil.

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
______________________
Ain't that sump'n?

Herr Fudgeballs, it is time for us all to quit, when we see lovestruck good-lookers going around with non-core John!
- Ex Liberal Voter

At first I thought that this article was "blue balls".

That tells you a lot about where my minds at.

It's at cunt. Or lack thereof.

I could take the easy way out and blame it on myself. My bald head, saggy man boobs, and small penis.

But I know where the real problem lies.

It's all that diabolical ass that is roaming the streets. You can't go out and grab a pint of milk without seeing some sweet darling you'd love to poke. And with all those sexy new fashions I can hardly stay focussed long enough to remember what I went out to buy!

Like last night. I was out for dinner with friends. Strictly business meeting. And on the opposite table was this sweet oriental honey. She was with another hot friend and they were indulging in girl talk and alike. And she was wolfing down those fags like there was no tomorrow.

Now the golden rule is: If she smokes she fucks.

So of course I got my hopes up.

But again they were dashed as it turned out it wasn't just a friend she was with but her lesbian lover!
(I devined all this by snooping on their conversation).

Well there I was, home alone again.


Y'know maybe it is John Howard's fault?

I'll read them to you. I have a smooth coffee voice, tits, and a beard. It will excite you no end.

Heater now uninstalled and replaced by Yukka tree which will be replaced by flat screen.

Found out that CD player no longer works! Can't remember trashing that? Piece of shit anyway.

Digger, I don't think political tapeworms "flock back" to the rectums of their heroes. Once a tapeworm falls out of a warm arsehole, it probably can't slither back in. It is a harsh fact, but I hope that it helped to clarify your thinking.
- Ex Liberal Voter

You crazy Howard Haters better get ready to move out of Oz for as sure as night follows day PM Howard will win the 2007 election.
Aussies don't like unelected Union officials telling them what to do, and that is being reflected in every poll which now finds voters flocking back to the Howard government.

We will be dancing in the streets when Kruddy does his conceding speech on Election night 2007!

Digger,
Cranbourne

I'm out of breath after reading that great spray! Nice one Chato!

Elvis Costello is alive and well and a far more prolific & astute musical artist than po-boy Presley - thieving the work of little-heard Black musicians - ever was.

Who would have noticed? All things grow, all things go! The formal XN proceedings were brief, strident, soggy but fruitful and the informal overnight post-pradial Summit meetings were blessed with immense kindness and generosity... Max thanks the host PKV, the guests galore, and his friends in the fish tank. Viva!

For if he did we all would have been blown skyhigh.

Also, there is nothing wrong with having an under developed brain. Intellectual bullies. Let that go back at high school and leave Ricky be.

We don't shoot each other here Ricky. The only killing we do is lynching of abos, (well we get the people most suited for that type of job to do that, the police)

Otherwise we gave up acting like savages a long time ago.

PM Coward said pray for rain and look what happened. Nine people dead and many houses and properties damaged and IT'S ALL PM COWARD'S FAULT because he told the Ausmerican punters to pray for rain. PM Coward is solely responsible for all that occurred recently in NSW. We should hang the rotten little U.S lapdog in the certre of town.

Ricky believes anything that is 'big'. Anything that appears to have a majority of followers in his area. Like the Christian Bible, or the republican party etc.

It is safe thinking this way and one can wave a flag happily thinking one is part of a winning team!! Yeeay!!! Go me!!! and my team!!! Yay!!!

Ricky is middle America. Leave him alone!

Religion makes me laugh. All those hare-brained drongos going ga-ga over ancient fairy tales. And for pissake Ricardo, get off the moonshine!

Never underestimate the simplicity of a powerful man!
Or maybe I meant: Never simplify the underestimations of a powerful man. Or ... forget it!
- Confused again (dang!)

John Howardites v. The Anarcho-Socialists?

Who will win? Who will lose? How will the Anarcho-Socialists fight? Do the John Howardites have the balls to fight?

It makes no nevermind to me - I just want front-row tickets to the Main Event.

Simple men control the destinies of rocket scientists, physicists, biologists, chemists, men like Einstine, Openheimer, Congreve, etc. They all work for simple men.

Steve Jobs was no genius - he just knew how to assemble a team of geniuses. Bill Gates is a simpleton - he knew how to steal genius and make it/them his own.

George Bush is a simple man. He runs our country - for two terms! No rocket science involved there.

Complex and inteligent people are nothing more than tools sitting in a warehouse waiting to be put to productive use by the simple man. Again, to the simple man, Anarchism is nothing more than C4 explosive sitting on a shelf at a convenience store. For a price both can be purchased, molded and administered for the simple man's objective.

Einstine never really did anything, yet he is thought of as the world's smartest man. Hitler accomplished quite a bit, yet history confirms that he was really nothing more than a simple man.

Once again, the Bible has been misinterpreted. It does not say that the "meek" shall inherit the earth. Properly translated, it commands that the simple shall inherit the earth. And it is dead-on correct. Simple people are God's Chosen people.

I study the bible each day, as i do the tora and the koran... these ancient anthologies of delusion and misinformation hang on hooks in my dunny where each page serves its only practical purpose... keeping my arsehole clean!

Yes, folks, it was a short, sharp, shocking XN Summit but by god the editorial team came up with the uncompromising goods! Using the latest hi-tech resources to link with virtual team members around the globe, this was a Summit to dismember! The unerring focus, the incisive analysis, the stimulating debate, the bruising camaraderie, the bravado, the gusto, the vodka spritzers, the beer showers, the starry, starry night, the cats and dogs and fish, the peripheral vision and peripheral damage and tantalising threat of gas explosion if a smoke had been at hand... and the never doubted outcome: the glorious, glittering prize of a bigger, better Xenox News beckoning on the horizon!

Dance with the devil; sleep with the Lord.

About time I say!

For too long Satan has frolicked with the perverted on Oxford St.

I thought that having someone's turd stuck under your foreskin or up the eye of your donger was punishment enough!
- Doreen of Dulwich Hill (save them Lord!)

You just wait until you become old, stupid, and corrupt just like John is. I don't know why you people are so cruel to Jesus-loving John. Jesus loves John, and that is good enough for me!
(although Jesus loves Kevin also - too confusing sometimes)
- Doreen of Dulwich Hill (Jesus, please help my confused mind)

I think you've left out the best bit of the Bible. Y'know the part where Jesus walked out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for 20 years.

That's my favourite part.

I saw a hungry cat around here someplace. Better stay alert, little rodents!

- Mouse 13

Simple folks is right! Fuckin simpletons! Rick even thinks having the Shrub as president is some kind of success story! Jesus mate! Bush is the worst advertisement for "the south" that i can think of! Except for maybe you Ricki! Simple fuck!

...but I sure ain't weird.

Any dummy knows that! Jesus was the Messiah. Elvis sang beautiful songs about the Messiah. If anything, Elvis was a fallen preacher. He imbibed in drugs and alcohol, permitting the devil to ruin his body and soul.

But, Elvis was forgivin for his sins. And, now he is with the Lord in all of his glory! Amen! Elvis did the Lord's work for a short while on earth, but wrestled with the devil. And sometimes the devil won, but the Lord in all of his grace and mercy forgave Elvis. Amen!