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When you gotta go, you gotta go, I say! I always make space for useless old welfare deadbeats at Recreational Psychiatry. So nobody accuse me of heartlessness. After a few experimental prescriptions - they are generally happy - at least they can't complain...

My limp dick won't let me sail...

What a boner he's got!
- Dick Limp

Just stumbled upon this site and I think I'd like to be a reg. user. I am writing to say that I saw your Johnny artwork/gifs and I loved them!!!!!!
Great stuff. Perhaps using them to make posters or t-shirts etc... would be a good idea.

thanx

Haron.

Anyone willing to give the old bugger a rather robust anal probe of the sort beloved by U.S. forces?

No, she forgot to put new batteries into HIM! He is just a grotesque little DEVIL DOLL who was left switched onto "EVIL".
This is what happens when you vote for the DURACELL bunny, instead of a human being.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/

Here is my offer: bring the insane little tyrant to me, and I shall introduce him to my good friend, Mister Sharpened Stake.
Deaf and hearing ones alike, all are equal on his spike.
- Vlad (famous is my name, impaling is my game)

He is a doddering deaf old cunt who should be sent on a one way trip to Gitmo.

Confused, London.

SO is that your excuse for banging your sister Yugo? It's all relative?

I'm editor around here god damn it.

Correct what Yugo? If that's what Digger thinks then good on him!


ps Shouldn't you be doing more important things, like Green Haired Jim?

Your State has convinced you to cower behind thick glass, rather than fight to defend yourselves. Your State has convinced you that ONLY THE GOVERNMENT can protect you, will protect you. You have no right of self-defense. You have no right to protect yourself. You are like cats that have been declawed and turned out into a wild jungle.

A knife can slash throught any bullet proof vest. A .223 bullet can rip through any bullet proof vest. A bomb can blow up any bullet proof vest.

So, you Aussies are doomed to be confined to bullet proof glass rooms where your government keeps you like caged animals. You know nothing of freedom, nothing of the evils your government can do, and is doing to its own citizens. You are lifeless gimps who have no desire to be independant beings fending for themselves.

You are true slaves of the Nanny State, and so you have so easily accepted this fact. This is really very pathetic - I honestly can't believe you can't see this!

Come join my new political party and new religion - guns for all, and all for guns. No more laws banning weapons of self defense.

"There is more violent crime now in Australia than before automatic weapons were outlawed dickhead."

That's because y'all are ripe for the pick'n. If your nation bordered the US, we would overrun you, take your pure women, take your resources, take your stuff, and put ya'll in internment camps, or train you to go fight in Iraq and Mogodishu for us. People with out guns are slaves. If you're going to be a slave, why not be one of my slaves, instead of a slave to John Howard. I guaranty that the experience won't be 1/2 as lame as being John Howard's slave.

on this blog site. You drug-guzzling idiots make my head hurt just reading the utter illogical rantings you write. I mean, where do you hippy nimrods come from? I can only conclude that your mothers were Downs Syndrom adults wards of the state that were raped by XXY males with Klinefelter Syndrome.

You hippies are ripe for biological and chemical experimentation - I hope when the next draft occurs, that you bunch of sicko pacifists get drafted to be subjects of my proposed experimental agenda to improve lowley sub-humans. I really do think that I can help some of you get back on the right path. All you need some neuro-rearranging.

I just gave Joe a call and he says he knows nothing about any of this.

This thread has unravelled. The subject has been subsumed by waffle. I urge all posters (postees?) to re-read this article and get a grip on something other than their genetalia.

What about the moon? DO they get some sexual satisfaction? Just cause they is spotty doesnt mean they wouldnt mind a little booty every now and then.

It was a joke. Mother Earth fertilized by Father Sun = fucked. Get it? Okay, I'm sorry...

I don't get it. What does Joe have to do with Aristotle or Plato or
Jesus blood?

And don't forget to publish it on XenoxNews.

No matter how you look at it, good old Mother Earth is fucked!

Splitters!

So the sun has a womb and a penis?

You fuckin hippies are nuts!

Good on yer, Digger. Shouldn't you be spending your time staggering through the streets thoroughly pissed out of your head, as befits a patriotic Howard crawler?
You are seriously risking acquiring the "un-australian" label.

We call it the Sun. The Sun makes her womb fertile and allows us all to live.

Well this hippie bitch gaia will need to be fertilised right?
Where is the intergalatic penis to do the job?

I have had some modest success in making recalcitrants "straighten up", but I must admit failure on the "fly right" part.
- Vlad (Impalers Anonymous)

Are you saying the world is a woman? Where's her cunt then?

There has never been an ugly little man with delusions of adequacy who failed to have his appearance improved by having a sharpened stake protruding from his mouth.
- Vlad (Impalers International)

Yugo, just in case you may be suggesting that the little national treasure is a methodist (that denomination no longer exists), he isn't, could not be, does not resemble, and so on...
- old time methodist (not even remotely like John)

I guess we should all lay down and die then Alex? Pathetic! We must do all we can. Some may survive and the more effort we put into it the more of us are likely to pull through. Where do I join? I wanna be a fully paid up GIMP. And that's M for Methodist not Muslim. Digger is misinformed.

Yugo you got it back to frontwise; to save the planet less people are needed, ergot: more humens must die and the planet will be that much better off.

That's a novel idea. Where do I sign up?

All will be resolved by the climate change time bomb. No amount of duct tape, plastic sheeting, fridge magnets or neo-nazi neo-con "leadership" can save you.

Your rage is understandable, Agitprop, but unhelpful. Ricardovitz, you are an accomplice to terrorism and deserving of a few years at your beloved Guantanamo in solitary confinement. But be assured, people: the days of the Bushs and Howards of this world are coming to a close.

Catholics can't join?

Cause I want some of that shit.

Too late to do anything about climate-change. We is screwed.

Dr. Benway, I have some special baloons for you. Don't you just love these meaty little baloons?

Ain't gonna be no violence in Australia without weapons. Whatcha'all going to do? Have a great big "punch-out" to demonstarat against your slavery and servitude to your almighty government?

YOU DON'T GET IT!!!! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD IN THE WATER, DONE, FINISHED. Just be good slaves now, 'cause that's all you can do. Might as well be drunk, fat and lazy - that's your ownly form of rebellion now.

Control Guns, Enslave People.

You been working at NSW Uni lately???

When is Anarchy going to come to Ayustralia? I'm just waiting, so I can impose my eternal reign over you Aussies. You can't get us, we have guns, and you don't. You can't stop us, we have guns, and you don't. You Ausies look like fat white castrated rabbits waiting to be farmed for flesh, fur and bones.

Jesus, Agitprop, we're in the minority. From what I hear, Oz fucktards are leaping over each other to be first to suck on Uncle John's international septic tank water. They want to pay top dollar for it as well!
A dollar! - Oz suckholes suck anyone/anything, and they pay you!

Enough fucken blogging. Someone has to clear this fucken blockage!

It is not generally known that with judiciously applied electrical stimulation, your average politician can be used as a perfectly functional poisonous reptile! Did I tell you about the time I was consulted as a psycho-transmogrification expert by the East German Government?

Serge, so nice to hear from you. I hope you take up my offer to visit RP. An old colleague of mine, Dr Joseph Mengele, had a real artistic flair with the biology of sexual organs. He would have been able to make you a suitable wife from morgue castoffs! Sadly, that was long ago, but I might be able to modify your psycho-sexual makeup in such a way that you could find gratification with a dead pig. Perhaps? No? Or maybe you would prefer a live one, as is the fashion these days. I'm sure we could do something for you Serge. So don't give up hope. I will give your pathology some further thought.

Looks like they are following Patriot's advice:
Top Iranian Nuclear Scientist Killed

They probably were just practising with that Russian guy in London...

Any decent women in that hospital Dr Benway? Surely there would be some nice lass who would make me a good wife. Or at least one better than the lazy slut I have now.

That STD worm story reminds me of my time in this putrid east-asian teaching hospital. The only thing that kept me there was the plentiful supply of pethidine - but I digress, as usual. They brought in this revolting blob of tissue, assuring me it was actually a man! Well, I did all I could, but the anal transplant went horribly wrong...