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Dana Vale, Minister for monsters, claimed recently that 'we are aborting
our fetuses to death, and we will as a result become a Muslim nation'.

A recent picture of Dana Vale, in the paper, revealed her to have an
imbecilic smile.

There was no claim made that both Labor and Liberal entities designed
all this 'muslimisation and muslim.nation' and multicultural multi-
immigration in the first place.

It seem we must all be as imbecilic as the smiling vale, and we should
all wear vales, to hide our faces, lest we forget, that we fought the Turks
and then invited them in, we fought the Arabs and invited them in afterwards
to populate or perish, to intergrate, to unite, to be diverse, to be
smiling imbeciles in the end.

We must vale our imbecilic faces, as the races, out pace their ability to
procreate and save the planet from the apes.

Overpopulation is never mentioned, yet Florey australias greatest
scientist, who saved more lives, died decrying overpopulation.

So we must import arabs, then breed on par with them, become overpopulated,
become extinct, become smiling imbeciles with vales over our faces.

My apology for the lack of quality in this post, Howard and Co, take the
life out of me.

Listen you terrorist-loving loony lefties; get off your arses and start rooting some good ol' red-blooded Aussie sheilas before those damned Muslim fanatics take over our great country.

Digger

Cranbourne

Look Mr Chato our 70 year old PM has made Australia a wondrous place that is the envy of the free and not-so free world.
He even lets us import foreigners to do our dirty work.

Australia is a paradise!

Flim Flam Man

Keep the bread, bring the cheese.

I'll take my chances with an icepick.
Fingers for the cheese.

I'm with you, Max. But you really must give the spritzers a break.

I had a cheroot once. It really hurt.

The Yanks are driving the global policy of "war on drugs", which, for all the billions spent and the decades gone by, is even less effective than the current phoney "war on terrorism".

These (admittedly orchestrated in places) riots are not just in reaction to a few mundane cartoons. This is about the history of "Western" interference in the Middle East, and elsewhere... If I were Bush (and thank "fing Christ I'm not) I'd get the hell out of Iraq while I still had an army!

Pothead. I've been paying your way for years you bludger.
Our great leader is going to stop all that and make you lazy bastards get off your arses and work.

Thank god for Johnny Howard!

Digger

Cranbourne

I....'m Sailing - AWAY

Drawn at an intimate sitting perhaps?

what about his sailing song?

I like it, I like it
I like the way you run your fingers through my hair
And I like the way you tickle my chin
And I like the way you let me come in
When your mama ain't there

I like it, I like it
I like the words you say and all the things you do
And I like the way you straighten my tie
And I like the way you're winkin' your eye
And I know I like you
You know I like you

Do that again
You're driving me insane
Kiss me once more
That's another thing I like you for

I like it, I like it
I like the funny feeling being here with you
And I like it more with every day
And I like it always hearing you say
You're likin' it too
You're likin' it too

I'm askin' you
What do you wanna do
Do you agree
That the world was made for you and me

I like it, I like it
I like the funny feeling being here with you
And I like it more with every day
And I like it always hearing you say
You're likin' it too
You're likin' it too
Whoa-oh, I like it
Are you likin' it too

Gerry

I like it.

Umm.
I think they are all hypothetical. Maybe you can draw some and send them in!

XenoxNewsStaffer

Come on Xenox News! How come you haven't published those fucken cartoons yet? Are we gunna be dictated to by religious maniacs or what!

Multifuckulism is one of the many by products of diversity, unity,
humbug blah blah blah that 'fink tanks' have brought to us. Now
they must learn a new word 'extinctism'.

Mummy, mummy, what's extinctism, they told us in class but I don't
understand.

Well come on. Let's see this cartoon.

Abdul

Lakeemba

We have no shortage of raving lunatics.
I guess you've noticed...

I wanted to fucking start shooting people and burning buildings when I heard that they were making a film about Johnny Cash ten minutes after he left the building. Fucking gall. No shame.

Slim

Permit me to quote from Richard Neville's excellent piece in this today's Sydney Morning Herald: "All religion is superstition, so, by definition, its core claims are open to doubt and a bit of a laugh". Only raving lunatics would threaten violence and death for so-called "blasphemy".

Humans are mad, bad, little robots.

Human fools. You babble incoherently either for or against your piss-ant gods.

Nothing you do is of your own free will.

There is no free will.

Your life is the fetid air from my arse.

Your death mine to give whenever I fucking feel like it.

Cthulu

I thought Ali was into promoting world peace now?

“One sticks one’s finger into the soil to tell what land one’s in; I stick my finger into existence – it smells of nothing. Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? What does the word mean? Who is it that has lured me into the thing, and now leaves me there? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted? And if I am compelled to take part in it, where is the director? I would like to see him.” - Soren Kierkegaard

I have a cartoon of Mohammed chilling out at an oasis sipping a vodka spritzer! I also have one of Jesus humping Mary, doggy-style! Any takers?

Those miserable religions of man are just the drips of piss from a rotten green penis...

I am your mighty Lord and none of your infantile 'science' or 'religion' will save you from my fury. Prepare for an eternity of torment as you bow down before me.

Love,

Cthulu
Some Place Nasty

Here's what I say to any muslim, jew, christian or any other deluded religious whacko who thinks burning embassies and threatening murder is a fair response to a few "cartoons" of your precious chosen mythological character: if you cant take a fucken joke then fuck off!

Watch the Lying Rodent wriggle and squirm his way out of the AWB bribery scandal! No fucken care and no fucken responsibility!

Well, with all these awful terrorists running round, I sure wont be attending the Commonwealth Games! Why risk it!
Mildred from Manooka

ever since i was a kid i wanted to fuck Lucy. And Veronica in Archie comics.
Ahhh Ronnie, you made me soil many a comic book. I got the x-ray specs alright.

Something about those sexy black haired comicbook gals.

Call me sick. Probably correct.

Certainly pissed!

What would it be like to bang a comicbook girl? I suppose the closest I'd get is one of those cos-play chicks in Tokyo.

whatever!

Got no shame - if they bend over the flagstaff will be raised and i'll drift off into that heavenly horizon...

When can I get my hands on some these pills.
I love Howardland and if I can take a drug to like it even more I'd be ever so happy!

Digger

Struggle St
Cranbourne

Dick's modernist post. Sometimes hard.
Sometimes harder.

And who, pray tell, will free the United States from the tyranny of fear and lies the Bush administration is perpetuating with its ignorance, arrogance and mendacity? Democratic progess was never part of the Bush agenda.

Of course they will. They are un-elected dictators, what do you expect?

But at least President Bush can retire from the World's Top Job knowing he has freed at least 2 countries from tyranny.

Patriot

I bet they are "world-class" bugs though.
Only the best for the Shiny City!

Chavez and Castro will still be governing long after George W Bush is sent packing back into the scrub in Crawford!

Why dont you try Tesla's Time Reference Generator?

You got the wrong fucken state! That infection started in Sydney and spread to Canberra, and I've identified the carrier: it's the fucken RODENT!

once i got so pissed i shat on a pier. And then I stood up and stepped in it.

leaped into the water and drowned.

Blind Freddy

I hate to resort to gutter language but... YOU FUCKEN WANKER YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKEN CLUE!

I hope we still get to see those smashing big boats the Yanks have! Did you see that big one in Brissy the other day? USS Ronnie Raygun I think it was called. It was magnificent! And not only do we get to see these great ships, the sailors visit us and spend all their money fucking our women and drinking our beer. Isn't that what the ANZUS treaty is really all about? Silly Sid Fortitude Valley

I know its fucken fantasy but try this one on: the Libs and nats split and neither can form government alone! Limp Labor wins the comfy cushion and nothing fucken changes!

Let me remind you, Pat, that when it looked like Monstralia and Indonamnesia might go to war, the Yanks planned to back the Indons... that's where their money is!

what if ANUS meets PENIS (Protection from Enemies, Nasties, Immigrants, and Sex Fiends)? Who should we look for protection then?

Confused
Toorak

I oppose all acts of terrorist violence and the lunatics promoting such acts. That includes Bin Laden, Bush, Blair and that highly embarrassing Australian sycophant John Howard!

Listen you Terrorist-loving fool. What, or who, are you going to call when the bombs start going off here???

The Greens???!!!

There is evil afoot in the world and we, as the forces of good, must be ready to face it.

Stop giving lunatics like Bin Laden your support with your sickening anti-Americanism. Open your eyes for a change.


Patriot

There are two types of Liberal Party politicians : right wing and ultra right wing. There are two types of National Party politicians : cowboys and cowgirls.