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Did you get Rupert's permission for this????

Now I hear Sharon is dead.

Correct?

John Howard's socially destructive legacy will take a generation to undo. His embarrassing deferal to U.S. interests is odious but not unlike many of his predecessors. The real issue for Australians is to find an alternative to the glib cruelties of the Howard/Liberal party and the pathetic inanity of the Beazley/Labor party. I would suggest that Howard's re-tooled "sedition" laws are a ticking bomb just waiting for a PM whose "time has come"...

Bloody oath mate! We are the last post of civilisation in Asia!

Digger

Cranbourne

And now it seems that bastion of latte sippers The Guardian are even starting to realise the diabolical threat of Islamo-fascism with a report on the Mad Mullah's determination to make a nuclear weapon:
Iran wants bomb now!

It's about time rabble-rousers like Chato and Max Gross woke up and got behind our leaders in their fight for freedom!

God bless,

Patriot

I have never understood why a nation purporting to be independent should maintain the remants of its colonial convict past - the Union Jack - on its flag. Do Australians still think they are a British outpost?

lets drape flowers on his casket...then open it up and shit in it!

Your taxes at work: the Goanna's funeral! How fucken unbelievable is that! A bloke so fucken rich you can smell the stink of it fro one side of the cuntry to the other, and he gets a state-sponsored funeral! And this is a bloke who dodged tax as a matter of principle! Fuck what a cuntry!

What is planned for Oz dullards
will give them so much to chew
on that it does not matter if
they wave flags or not.
Razor wire is stronger than any
amount of drippy Oz flag-waving
"patriotism".

(I have been told by contacts
in the security services that
razor wire is now banned in Oz,
because some prisoners bled to
death recently, so other means
will be used to force the Oz
public to accept "freedom")

Yeah right Muriz Zee, you got it nailed down again....'it's all their fault.'
The armchair critic full of vile spleen. Nothing but vile spleen. You got
the government somebody like you deserves.

We only wish to rid Syria of
WMD, but we are not after
Saddam.
We are after Saddam but Syria
has no WMD.
Syria has no Saddam but we
insist on freedom for property
developers in Syria.
Oz has some WMD
(weasels of mass deception)
but has surrendered unilateraly
to the Prince of Peace (Bush)
as has the mad gabbling fool
of Britain (Blair).
So get ready for WWIII, as
that is the next logical step.

Not until the Ring is destroyed!

peace is so ephemeral..whatever that means.

Ive had my hostages. And I got my ransom.

I'm King for the day.

But wait, there's more1 Fuck yes! The Rodent's mighty financial management skills have received another glowing report card!

"DEFENCE Department finances are in such disarray that billions of dollars cannot be properly accounted for - a mess so severe that the main taxpayer watchdog says the department may not know everything it owns."

The "inadequacies" in financial management are so fucked up the Auditor-General doubts the accuracy of the Government's entire finance statements.

In other words, more deceit and distortion by the Rodent! Happy fucken New Year!

Check it out: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/defence-sums-fiasco/2005/12/29/1135732694054.html

Typical neo-con rhetoric.

Don't forget, the insurance rate rise is on top of the Rodent's latest health spending cuts. And remember the government's phoney Medicare "safety net" claims during the election? Well, a Senate estimates hearing was told the number of families and individuals benefiting from the scheme would plunge from 2.5 million to 1.5 million. Common wealth? This is dog eat dog!

maybe thats why KP died at home.
not even he could afford it!

Will his son Boofhead do another OneTel and then "forget" what happened?

Can't decide: is it cheaper to die or try getting hospital care?

I sure can smell some godawful shitty stink though!

Globalized National Socialism,
that's what Oz voted for.

He's invisible, sure enough!

Unfortunately I cant see him.
As neither man nor ape.

No , he doesn't want a tie. That the latest style from Baghdad!

Citizen Murdoch.

Agitprop, that's a bloody classic!

Saddum got what he wanted for christmas: a complete fucken Dubya fuck-up!

Goanna's last words: how much for another 18 months? Fuck that! I'll pay half and not a fucken cent more!

Did they rescue the kidney?

I think that line is reserved
for Murdoch when he croaks...

Is it true his last words were "Rose bud"?

I had just finished watching Return of the King; it is a bit like when the ring gets burnt and Sauron's minions start running around like they have lost their senses.

Kerry was 68. How old is that prick Murdoch, 72?

He must be next on the chopping block.

Is that you again Alan Jones?

Given that the recent "elections" in Iraq seem guaranteed now to produce another Iran-like state - an irony apparently quite lost on Mr Bush - one can't help but wonder how many votes Mr Hussein would have attracted had he been allowed participate?

I've got a delightful striped number he could wear.

YSL

3.5 years later and they still haven't found him.

Yep, I missed it. I also miss the Labor Party. Last seen in 1975...

Well, thats ruined my lunch!

Those about to get shit-faced salute you! (Hey, it's christmess!).

And anyway, isnt it about time we replaced that tainted british Union Jack in the corner with the even more tainted american Stars and Stripes?

From the court of Ferkacte

Leave old Kimbo alone. We love him. he is so cute and cuddly.

Liberal Ladies

Potts Point

Farctus? From the court of King Caracutus?

God save the queen!

I never knew it was illegal to burn the Aussie rag. What a load of shit. Blow the fuck out of another country for lies - thats fine. But don't touch our sacred flag - the populace will be quite irate.

Good on yer Digger! We all
salute the stars and tripe.

Oh proudly fluttering in the breeze!
Our glorious flag is a symbol for all Aussies.

And if you don't like it...then piss off back to wherever you come from.

Digger

Cranbourne

You must stick the pole up
Howard's filthy arse first.

FARCTATE is latin derived from the
early greek FARRKINIS, thus the new
Ostrichlian verb to be FARRKED.

Related to, or, antonym of lactate?
As in I licked your nipple and it lactated...
And then I stuffed, or farctated, your anus?

Curious
Broadbeach

Found it in the dic angry pills