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I've been around a while. Survived drought, fire, and rain. But this COVID is paring me to the bone! What with the worry about the kids getting it, or the neighbour, or the hubby, or god forbid it meself. But I have been thinking about it for a while and I reckon i have come up with a solution.

Ban the Chinese.

I want a hat just like that. I will put it on and then a N95 mask, march down to the Lodge, and by God I am gunna I ram this fucking RAT right up that born again Christian fuckwit Morrison's arse!

And then. The lion will lay down with the lamb.

Cunt.

Sorry Elliott. I think you have got it wrong there. From my perch in Canberra I have spied that this Max Gross is in fact a Chinese plant. He is part of wide spread online anti-Aussie, and anti-Freedom, cabal of CCP wannabe lovers. Max and his cronies are based in a tent next door to the camps of Urumqi, and they are pumping out all this disinfo about stalwart freedom defender PM ScoMo.


These damned fiendish Chinese will stop at nothing until they destroy our freedom and democracy!

Ah ha! We can see now what is going on here. This Max Gross is clearly a Russian disinfo bot/paid stooge/traitor! Much like his fellow traveler in online extremism, Jeremy Corbyn, it seems Max has a penchant for Russian headgear. Headgear that my OSINT has found can only purchaser from a small Millinery Shop in Tolstoy Street, just off the Nevsky Prospect in Leningrad!

Much like how Trump won the election back in 2016, Putin and his cronies are spreading their tentacles of misinformation ever wider, and are now targeting the bastion of democracy in Australia. The Muscovite puppet-master is eyeing off the 2022 Aussie Election and is causing chaos and COVID mayhem!

Sanctions! I am calling for sanctions and perhaps a drone strike on the purveyors of this democracy destabilising nonsense!

Just fly the fuck away you dumbarse born again moron ScoMo.


Those fucking born again Christians should be penned off on some forgotten island so they can rapture themselves till they fuck right off.

@RicardovitzOh little Gretta. She is an angry one.

You on the other hand Ricky, are a moron.

Climate catastrophe - HA it's dern cold outside!  You go 'n git that li'll 'tarded climate cry-bitch, Gretta Thunberg, 'n slap her fanny smok'n hot so's she can feel some REAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

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And these clowns are leading us into the climate catastrophe. Ladies and Gentlemen we are fuct.

During WW1 it was said by some dude that Aussie troops were "lions like by donkeys". These days most Aussies are sheep led by wolves.

Flame on.

DAGGY DAD COVID. SCOMO COVID. FUCKWIT COVID.

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Max, we all gotta die of something. Right? Surely doing it for the state of the economy is not too much to ask? It will be like being a brave ANZAC... Dying for King and Empire again.

Something we can all be proud of!

No worries Max. Is a Mild one. Give it a month and we will all be back to normal. Moaning about interest rates and the scum living next door.

And by so...

ScoMo will crowned PM again!

What about Clytores? What does she do on your farm of muck, you shit for brains sista-fucking hillbilly?

Clem - he's what ya might call the "Boss man".  He's 'bout 5 shades of brown lighter than Cletus who picks 'maters fer me 'round summer time.

Well, let's have a closer look at this Promised Land...

Another greats spiel Max but gotta take issue with what you say about Albanese. It is just like what happend with old Sleepy Joe in the US. "Main thing is to get rid of Trump" the limp dicked MSM and lily livered liberals said there, "that'll fix COVID". Well have a look at Idiot Land now, it is fucking worse with Biden!

Albanese and the lame arse ALP have an opportunity now to provide a real alternative and to stop waiting to act. But is there any hope they will? A very simple thing, straight from the start they should have said "Free RATS now". But no, they wait so long even ScoMo is catching up on them. The time of the 'lesser evil' bullshit is over. Hard to see if Albanese was in power it would be any different. They are still in thrall to same powers that be (Murdoch, mining, Captial, etc) as ScoMo and his crew of fuckwits.

@RicardovitzClem is it? I thought it was Cletus...

Anyway, getting back to the article at hand. ScoMo better get off his arse soon or the tottering edifice that is AussieLand might come crashing down.

Clem Boolits run thar Farm's HR Department.  He make legal problems 'n whatnot disapair.

@RicardovitzThought we got lucky and the 'My My My' (as in Sharona/Rona) had got you.

Who is this Clem? I hope he ain't been didling your sister behind your back you dumb Hillbilly fuck.

I'm a badck up 'n runnin, boys 'n girls.  Any of you commies 'n junkies need some money, y'all come on down 'n work on my farm.  'M tak'n applications.  Yer first meal is on me - free as a roofie in a lill gal's licker drink.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls.  Fun fun fun down at thar Ricardovitz Ranch.  Contact Clem at: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

They're making the Soylent.

I knew this was what those bastards were up to!

Isn't Chinky Premier Xi a fan of Confucius too? Maybe he locked up all them Uighurs so they could be smartened up with a bit of this philosophy.

@Praying Pete, GitmoSo Pete, what you are saying is that you want to rub the hairy balls of Jesus. Is this right?

I like the tactile cross I see above. The Gospellers says that to touch is to truly feel and believe in the Lord. And if he feels a bit round and hairy, well that just makes him more realer than ever.

Well we all know what the powers-that-be did to the old Christ!

Ohhh... A Jesus who doesn't know if he is a boy or girl is it. Well that suddenly takes on all sorts of possibilities...

Let's fill the Hill of Golgotha with cries of pleasure my Jewish minx! Climbing up the ladder to give you one last serve...

Oh. Shit. Where were we? Gotta clean my pants again.

Yours with the Horniness,
Hairy Fuckedbarnacle

I watched the new movie 'DON'T LOOK UP' the other night. I thought it was a documentary. Replace the asteroid with global warming or the pandemic and by christ it IS a documentary.

We have been saying for a [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/astral-travelling/2040-blank-26431545]long time[/url] that Opus Dei fanatics like NSW Premier Dominant Paraquat and other Satan worshiping fiends have had their claws on our world.

Now the goat shit is hitting the fan! Expect for these demon lovers to unmask themselves soon. Human sacrifice wont be too long after that.

We are F U C T

2022 looking fucking great already. The so called "mild" Omicron sending more kids and people to hospital than ever before. And on the Climate front wildfires burning out of control in the middle of fucking winter in Yankee land while London basks in a 16C day in a record New Years day temperature.

There is no way way we are reaching 2023!

The rain will come. It will be heavy and long. And it will wash the scum off the streets. The ScoMos.The Paraquats. The Dick-a-Dee Dans. Yeh. There won't be one of those fuckers left.
And when it stops the heavens will drop a sigh of relief. For all the scum has been washed away.

You may have hit on the best prevntative! Alcohol and lots of it! Drink up, peeps, the End is very fucking nigh

Ah Max! There's no worries. Have a look at Barnaby. That cunt got it and survived. Shit he is as drunk as a skunk most times; if it couldn't knock him over I reckon the rest of us will do fine.

Boonie back in the news again. Wish I kept one of those dolls. Who knows what they would be saying now...

If he did it, Sadass would be alive now.

A lesson for all that face the might of USA and her lackeys...

And we reach Nirvana

This dive into irreverence more relevant than ever...

Thomas Acquinas. Larry Flynt. Queen Bodacious. Chou En Lai. Victor Mature. Sister Golden Haired Surprise.

All good sons and daughters of the earth, who found in faith a way of bountiful living.

With the Ancient Greeks sending us their backhanded compliments nowadays, don't you think it is time to examine your inner spiritual well being as well?

There is more to life than Google me heartys!

@AnonymousWell, well, well.

The future again pinpointed by the 'News.

Gotta love it.

(yes I know COVID is not Avian flu, but it's a virus just the same)

Yes XenoxNews is a treasure trove of classics. Even by you, you dumbass sista fucking hillbilly Ricky 

Done fergot 'bout my 10 tips fer Aussie Landlords.  Y'all shoudl read this here!

Thank'n you fer yer report'n, Flam.  Drawbridge is up, thar tain't even a still noware near my land.  Right quiet 'round here during thar wintertime. Think'n 'bout taking a vay-cay ta Austrailia.  Gonna bring a trunk 'o flags with me 'n some shirts that say "RICARDOVITS FOR AUSTRAILIA'S PRIME MINISTER":

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@RicardovitzPull up the drawbridge hillbilly. Biden's Feds are coming for your fat ass!

Thanks fer thar heads-up, Ted. Close 'nuff ta gimme shit-stains in my drawers. Well, I'm gonna have ta git busy 'n sort some thangs, ain't I.  Much obliged.

Hey Hillbilly. Looks like they have busted your farm:

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Wages at $0.20 an hour. Sounds like you, you Redneck Asshole

Bless yer Heart, Flam!  Pa-paw 'd yelp "YOU DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN".......'n then he'd blast ya ta bits fer speakin Evil.  RIP Pa-paw....

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Rebels? Zombies? Hillbillies?

Hard to tell the difference.

What Rebels?  They's EVERWARE!!!  Walk'n 'bout the countriside of Australia.  Walk'n about the countriside of Constantinople.  But, here ware I am, is thar Epicenter of Southern Rebelion.  They is commi'n to Monash.  They is commi'n to Sydney.  They is Commi'n to Bendingo, 'n Geelong, 'n Ballrat 'n other such nefarious places.  Places ware Thar Devil has take ahold 'n is turn'in good Gun Owning, Independent think'n folks into SOCIALIST ZOMBIES!!!  DEVIL ZOMBIES.  COMMIES WITH CRAP-STAINS 'N TIT-HOSES!!! 
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Who are these rebels you'd be supporting in Australia Ricky? Those clowns marching in the streets who are stomping their feet because "the Gubbmint" telling them to show some personal responsibility?

Most of them do seem to be fuckwits just like yourself Ricky, so yeh they'd probably vote for you.