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We is getti'n bigger!  Yessiree, we is tak'n a gander at Australia fer a Southern Dixie state. Be fly'n thar Stars 'n Bars across all of Aussie Land.  Gonna call it "New Alabama" on account of it already git a whole lot of "A"'s in its name jest like Australia.

Gonna make a new Anthem fer Australia.  Been work'n on it.  Gonna go somethin like this:

God save the South, God save the South,
Australia is a comm'n tar join, God save the South!
Now that the war is nigh, now that we arm to die,
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"

God be our shield, at home or way down in Aussie Land,
Stretch Thine arm over us, strengthen and save.
What tho' thar three to one, forward each sire and son,
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!

God made the right stronger than might,
We is gonna trample millions down in their pride.
Lay thar legions low, roll back the ruthless foe,
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.

Rebels before, Rebels of yore.
Rebel's the righteous name Washington bore.
Rebels ain't ta blame!
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.

War to the hilt, thar be the guilt,
Who fetter the free man to ransom the slave.
Up then, and undismay'd, sheathe not the battle blade,
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!

Ausie Land now Baptized New Alabama!!!
@RicardovitzIf that kid is your National hero it just shows what a small and stupid country yours is Ricky. 
Kyle - he a Natinal Hero.  Even fer us Dixies who dern't got much tar do with them Yankees.  The Good Lord done spoke to the joory 'n told 'em ta do justice.  That's what happened in America - Justice fer good folks 'n death tar the Commie bastards who try 'n rip moral values from thar grips of good men!!! 
Happiness is an individual pursuit. But should it, like power, only come from the barrel of the gun?
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago Baghdad is NOT Munich!
They are hauling it out again. 'They' being the bald headed thickwit Dutton.
Former member of the Legal Fra 4 years ago Pervis, I've found Boo!
Bestiality even!
Former member of the Legal Fra 4 years ago The Bachelor Party
Woahhh... was a perverted place here 20 years or so ago!
Former member of the Legal Fra 4 years ago Hillbilly Happy when Yankee Kyle Kills Some Commies With His AR-15
A picture assay decrying the wanton violence on our streets perhaps.

Plain to see that no one wins when the youth are waving weapons of singular destruction around. So crazy that I think the pre-emptive invasion of this madman country maybe warranted before their pestilence of individual 'gun rights' infects any one else.
Dead Lou 4 years ago Is there a Future Tense?
Someone said 5 years. Yeh, 5 years that's all.
Looney Les 4 years ago Is there a Future Tense?
Put on a box and see the pretty colours.
Please send your army of Kyles to the Celestial Empire. It would be perfectly American.
I wanna join the...
Tongue wagging lunatics

Hanging out with the...
Bottom waving non-believers

We'll all be...
Whipping the dripping
Till the pus comes out
@Pervy Poof PeteYou dern't no dirt cuz you 'n yer kind sit high up in yer sky boxes push'n papers with yer peckers. Bunch o' pajama boys 'n underoos goons.
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago THE DAY I HELD MY FART IN
@The Honourable Julie GillardActually Julia it sounds more like something our current PM did.
Fuck that. I want the End of Daze!
@RicardovitzOh! What a filthy fellow ;)

Looks like your a hillbilly always ready for 'action' with your friendly hillbilly mates. You naughty boy! :)
Dern't ware no underware.  Jest my britches 'n, stout shirt, 'n work boots. What part 'o East New York City where you come sport'n fancy "underware"?
@RicardovitzRemembered what it was yet Ricky? Maybe that fleeting thought as you cum into your Sister again...
@RicardovitzYou're a Christian fella Ricky. So do tell. How do you wear that metal underwear; around the hips or around your teeny pecker?
Neddie S 4 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
That bastard sent her a batch of poisoned dim sims! Damn those fiendish Chinese...
Xi Jinping is evil Satan incarnate!!!  THAT SLANT-EYE MUST BE DESTROYED. 
Ricardovitz 4 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Xi Jinping done poisoned her!  Y'all Brits gonna take this ly'n down?
Just another quick question. Does Opus Dei Dom wear that pictured wire around the waist or around the pecker?

Horny minds would like to know :)
Langley Whisperer 4 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Looks like Queen Liz won't be around for much longer. Expect Big Ears to be side-stepped and the more pliable William plonked on the throne.
James J. 4 years ago Xenox me this Doctor!
@LordyLordyLordyfeld
Let's see where we are at in 6 months after Opus Dei Dom has forced open Australia. Don't think this pandemic is over by a long shot.

And what a fucking nightmare that the cracked followers of the bearded bastard from Bethlehem are gaining power!
@Old Lonely LeoRhymes? We got 'em by the dozen.
Dictator Dan or DICKtator Dan?

get it my horny lovlies ;)
Avid XenoxNews Reader 4 years ago Transit Time
20 years later and I'm still waiting for the Corn to Drop
My mighty Lord wipes his Arse with Jeebus and all his supporters. Picks his teeth with the Cathedrals and Minarets of all your Houses of Worship...

Oh Lord Cthulhu kick the arse of the prostrate Mohammedan and praying Christian. Strip the Jew of his flesh and spank the Buddhist with your fist of fury. Hold the atheist by his toes and deep him in your anal secretions...


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I don't know about that PM ScoMo but Premier Dom is a man of Good and true Faith. An upstanding Catholic, ready to fight for the Glorious Church of Rome and all her Saints!

Mother Mary is certainly looking down and blessing his people of NSW. Unlike that heathen hell hole south of the Murray!
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
Jest fancy names fer gettin sick as a dawg.  We git ticks 'round here that'll git ya way sicker 'n a rabid dawg.  Give ya lyme disease, er even the pecker-drops.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Max's Prediction...
Xi Jinping, ya fat faggot coward, git on down here ta my farm 'n I'm gonna teach ya how ta git yer workers work'n like they tain't never wroked never before. I git thar secret recipie, Xi ya slant-eyed commie squish.  Yessiree, you is gonna pay fer yer lesson, but you is gonna learn ta love it.  Cuz, you commie bastards is doin it all wrong.  Sprinkle a little of 'ol Ricky's secret sauce on thar food, 'n they'll work dill their li'll rice-peckers fall off!!!
HP's Bum Chum 4 years ago Max's Prediction...
@Rather Angry Aussie VoterIt's first words?
"Where's the bog mate. I'm dying!"

Seems no dunnies down in Hell
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago #ASKBOXHEAD - Rats gnaw'n at yer box???
The only jerky you had you dumbarse sista-fucker, was jerking your little pecker with tweezers!
Ricardovitz 4 years ago #ASKBOXHEAD - Rats gnaw'n at yer box???
Tain't no n*g*e*s up in these lands fornicat'n on a man's anus-hole. They seems ta dissapear into thar night's breeze 'fore gitt'n past Karen's Kracker Kitchen down 'ole 441. I seem ta 'member hav'n some damn fine jerky last time I visited Karen's. Karen says it's her "secret recipie".
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
I suppose you too dumb to remember Ricky but there was COVID back then. It was called SARS
Ricardovitz 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
Thems folks all git the Covid 'n died, dummy!  Gotta learn you someth'n with a switch 'n a Bowie Knife, boy!!!
Oh, that is quite a nifty tune Ted!
LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
Yes. what ever happened to the Anthrax investiagtion...
Dumb ass Aussie will buy anything from their American overlords, even if they never get to see the end product
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Dern't fret, you is on his list ta git gunned down fer yer Homosexual perversion. He's gonna turn ya into a pillar of AIDS dust. Yessiree!!!
Poofy Pete, Penrith 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzOhhh! He is such a Manly boy! I'd love Jesus to be pounding me cum judgement day :) Get my drift Ricky?
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Ya dern't know a Joo from a shoe. Jesus Christ was a Jew - thar last Jew on earth, till he git killed. Them that foller Jesus is God's Chosen.  But, mostg folks dern't know the real Jesus.  Thar Warrior Jesus.  He's a comm'n back ta blast all you heathens back ta Hell ware y'all come from....

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Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls.  He's a commin, guns a blaze'n!!!
Mr Schwarz, Brooklyn 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzThere you go again with your anti-Fannyism.
Mr Riocardovitz you surely must not be of Jewish extraction if you have such a problem with God's gift to this barren Earth. One of those pasty white fellas in the Georgia woods I would imagine
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Flam - must be somethin awful hav'n a ugly sissy with a tarred 'n tanned fanny.  Feel sorry fer ya, boy!!!
Ricardovitz 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
Yer gonna die.  Git over it.  Go buy some folks ta pick yer cotton 'n greens, 'n sip ice-cool mint juleps on yer front porch!

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Lemuel Gulliver 4 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
NSW virus numbers have dropped dramaticaly in the past month and a half so we can expect the same to happen in Victoira... in about a month ana half! And then? Then, as people head out and about to get on the beers and party like it's 1999... the numbers will blow out again. And when the next variant arrives? Enjoy your btreather, folks, this show ain't over yet!
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzTurns out it was mental illness. Something you undoubtedly suffer as well, you sista-fucking fool Ricky.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
I git up 'n read the news this morn.  Right thar, in big print says "NORWAY MUSLIM WENT A KILL'N FOLKS WITH ASSAULT BOW AND ARROW".  If them dumb Reindeer-Fornicators had GUNS, then all's anyone had to do was pump some lead inta that Muslim feller.  He'd be suck'n Muhammed's cock in Muslim Hell by now. Yessiree, he would!!!

 

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