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@RicardovitzWhat on earth is wrong with a fanny-wacker? You would have to be a real uptight Joe UnCool not to like the fanny-wackers. Who amongst us hasn't had the good fortune of their fine company? You must be the produce of very bad inbreeding not to appreciate the sights and sounds of a good fanny-whacking Mr Ricardovitz.

I'm a gonna pray fer y'all.  FORNICATE THAR DEVIL! In thar name 'o every punk, queer, faggot, darkie, joo, tranny, mcnanny, fanny-wacker, 'n bovine fornicator EVIL MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE, er be banished to the nearest My Li'll Pony web blog.  Amen.  Yessiree!!!

No worries now my good son Max. The good leader of NSW has released you all from your COVID bonds.

Praise the Lord and all his Saints!

Well praise the Lord and all the Saints! It seems finally we have a good Catholic Man in charge of Australia again. Or at least Sydney, the rest of this godforsaken country doesn't really matter. And it seems our boy Dominic is also a Opus Dei man. It is really marvellous.

Hopefully he will start pumping some of that cash into our good Catholic schools again. They have been starved by those Pentacostal demons!

Gladys. Another weak as piss Aussie pollie. Going gets tough and she fucks off.

I'd suppose you Yanks would have a few missiles spare. Send them here Ricky we can look after them. If we ever grow our own balls we can lob them back at your shithole land of the free.

Er ya could jest beg 'Merica fer some Nukes 'n go ta town on them chink-rat-bastards.  Reminds me of a li'll ditty my Paps 'd sing me:

Chinky Dinky Daffy
Jappy Wacky Taxi
Jewy Chewy Fooey
Franny go git yer Nanny
Janny done been naughty
Jack'n Janny's all snotty
Bend 'er over 'n spank her fanny!
Spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
Franny, Janny 'n Nanny - fannies gotta git spanked.

@Lemuel GulliverIt's tough being the lonely white guys out in the middle of nowhere! You'd be scared too if you were us; the yellow peril is always threatening to invade. I know cause my Grandpa told me.
So sometimes you got to sell a little bit of your arse to protect your arse.

How easily duped Australians are! Once hiding behind Britain's skirts, now sucking on US dick

@RicardovitzFinally we get a selfie of the sista-fucking Hillbilly! You're as ugly as I've always reckoned Ricky.

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Crovid gonna kill ya 'fore thar weather git ya.  Dern't rightly know what y'all Communists give a dern for.  Cuz, all that meth yhou is smooki'n 'll rot yer teeth 'n yer cerebal maatter liquf jest gonna melt yer brains like butter on hot flapjacks

Boyo, this COVID stuff really gets the Mob stirred. Wonder what'll happen once the Climate Change really hits? It's gunna be a madhouse.

@Karma CamelotWhat ever happened to young Jacob?

@Olaf Svenson Svenson Just like that fucking F-35 plane. Yanks say jump, and the Aussies say how high and please take our money

@RicardovitzXi has already got you Yanks running in circles. You gunna be slopping his noodles for the rest of your life Hillbilly!

By the time Aussies get delivery of these nukey subs the fucking things will be obsolete. All par for the course with those suckers Down Under! 

Aussies is gonna shove thar [color=#C10300]STARS[/color] 'N [color=#00369B]BARS[/color] up Xi Jinping's slant-eyed ass.

Well well. It seems that PM Morrison has been listening to my [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/world-news/3318-is-the-hidden-hand-of-beijing-causing-chaos-in-the-west]calls[/url]. This really is a wise decision, and it brings to mind the 3 great leaders who stood up to tyranny and terror back 20 years ago. I am sure PM's Blair and Howard and President Bush II are proud of their counterparts today. And you can bet the Red Dictator Xi will be sleeping a little uneasily tonight.

God bless.

I git a place fer ya 'n all yer Meth-Mouths.  Y'all make right good fertilizer fer my Korn fields. Well, that's what them young'n tell me.  Damn Korn sure be as sweet as sassafrases pie.

We welcome all brothers into our Family. Sisters too.
But as for you Hillbilly types... you can fuck right off.

Wheel?  No, we git n*g*e*s ta do all the pick'n 'n plant'n 'round here. I round up some white dopers ta do the clean'n, 'n fix'n thangs. We know how ta run thangs 'round here.  Come on down, I'll shows ya first hand!!!

I blame the Feminist lobby for losing Afghanistan.

@RicardovitzDo you like the Wheel Ricardo? Are you a follower of the machine?

If so, get down on your knees and pray for our forgiveness. Our retribution will be swift and merciless otherwise.

AMEN, brother Matthias - a brother in arms, indeed.  Raise them Stars 'n Bars! Purify thar Unclean with cleansi'n fire 'n white lightnin'!!!

Open up them floodgates... Let it all wash away the sick, the depraved. The unclean.
Until our world is pure again. A White pureness. Sanitised and protected against the non-clean people. 
Join us. We will purify with fire and cleanse with water.
Join us.

You know what we call Gladys over here in Australia? We call her Typhoid Gladys

Hey Boy, Dern't y'all Aussies know thar United States 'o Yankeeland owns Pine Gap in Alice Springs?  Yep - them Yankee spies is watch'n fer yer socialists ta screw the pooch, 'n then they is gonna turn Pine Gap into Pine Gape - expand it by 1000x fold.  Yessiree, thar bars 'n stars is gonna fly over Australia one way er 'nother.

Ahhh Corona. Could you but be a faded rose from days gone by? A reminder that man and all his bric-a-brac are nothing but dust in the eyes of our almighty King Cthulhu!

May he squish the heathen blood between his toes, and lacerate the unbelieving with his claws of silver and gold. Deliver the Christian, Jew, and Mohammed, to the jaws of the languid lizards beneth the Arctic seas and baste them in the phlegm of your anus!

Gotta wonder about those Aussie "Anarchists". They love to give the old reach-around to ASPI and other Yankee funded "Think Tanks".

@Hyman RothYep. That's how Kiwi did so well too. But once the My Sharona is in, it's in.

Australia is essentailly one great big island and was ideally placed to keep out the pandemic. They fucked it up. 

Is you drowned yet?  I reckon y'all been perdictatin thar great flood from melt'in ice.  But, Austrailia is jest one big 'ol desert mostly.  Dern't y'all think some more fresh water jest may could help y'all grow corn, wheat, soybeans 'n whatnot?

Anywhoo, I tain't nowares near no fish-shitt'n ocean.  Up here on a flat spot o' soil 'top a mountain overlook'n a lighted Cross over yonder. None of that thar fish-outhouse water is gonna git to me.  Nosirree!!!

Add in the shit storm that climate change is gunna wreak on our lives, and we are doomed for a miserable 21st century.

@LordyLordyLordyIt's not the vaccine that is going to make everyone infertile and reduce the population. It is the fucking virus. Surrounded by lunatics out here ready to get fucked up by a virus - on principle!

@Clive PalmerHow about Alma, Clive?

Dern't git no Covid 'round here.  Fresh air, hard work, folks is do'in right fine.  Git on down ta my farm 'n I'll show y'all a good time!!!

Good news on the COVID front; the new Lambda variant can [url=https://www.news-medical.net/news/20210820/SARS-CoV-2-lambda-variant-escapes-immune-response-via-spike-mutations.aspx]evade most vaccine induced and natural immunity[/url]. Heading our way soon.

Sorry. Did I say good news?

We're fuct.

Owned? You yankees have been owned. By a bunch of bearded fanatics from the 10th century.

We done owned Afghanistan till we dern't want it no more.  Plundered whatever it git that worth a dern.  Now, we's giv'n that batch 'o sand back to y'all sand-coons. Have at it, sand chiggers.

You're joking right. You Yanks got your fat shitty asses handed to you on a platter by some bearded defenders of the faith. Best you stay at home and shoot each other you dumb fuck Hillbilly.

Lots 'n lots 'n lots 'n lots of dead Muslims littered 'bout in Afghanistan 'n Iraq 'n other nefarious places. That stench of rotting Muslim gizzards is thar smell of VICTORY!!!

@RicardovitzOh you Yanks. The most pathetic country in the world. Look at those Taliban hillbillies. They run your Yankee arse right out of Kabul. You should be like Reagan, stick to invading small Caribbean islands as they are the only ones you have got any hope of beating.

Prefer the Xenox-Vax thank you.

NUKE EM!!! NUKE EM!!!  NUKE THEM ISLAMIC MUSLIM WHORES!!!  While we is at it, NUKE XI JINPING AND HIS COMMIE CHINA SHITHOLE COUNTRY TOO!!!

Locked down and lonely. The story of my life nowadays. But I still remember the good old days... When I ruled this country with a [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2864-aussie-pm-herr-fuckednuckle-my-plans-for-australia]firm but fair hand[/url]. Which wasn't every day as sometimes my hands were engaged in other matters ;)

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But look at who we got now. A God-bothering fuckwit and his band of limp-dick losers. And as for the 'opposition'... What a joke!

It's enough to make a man think about [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/rudd-watch/3113-fucknuckle-remains-coy-on-return-to-politics]going into politics[/url] again...

Now the Taliban are back in charge can we all be anti-Islamofascism again? Been so confusing lately, what with the East Turkimen liberators and Syrian Defence League getting our support and funds.


Asking for a friend ;)

What do you expect? Your prime minister is a member of a death cult. He thinks you are all going to Hell anyway so why should he care?

They gonna nuke them swarthy li'll monkeys ta Eternal Damnmation!!!  Gonna be glorious.   Biden - he tain't gonna stop it neither.  Muzzy heads is gonna explode. 

Some dodgy shit going on in Afghanistan. First they gunna leave and then the Military-Liberal-NGO complex starts bleating and howling about the Taliban (while always quiet when the Yanks are killing the civilians) and bingo the Yanks are back more than ever. They ain't ever gunna leave, and with it being so close to the Chinks it will let them send the ETIM over the border to stir up shit there.