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No problem. Our PM Tony is onto it and they will find that black box very soon I reckon.Just another example of the Abbott go-gettter Government of doers and winners. Imagine if those Labor losers were in charge? There would be no hope!Digger,Cranbourne

I preferred Ronnie when he was Governor. He would visit Birmingham and tell us we oughta 'Move them Hippies North'Wise advice I thought.

Was there even a President in the 80s? Fuck man I can't remember. I started that decade with my first joint at 15, and by the mid 80s my mind was fried on coke and bennies. I never even watched the news. Or read the papers. It was just dance, fuck, and drugs.But you know, things change.Now I am running for Parliament. Don't forget to vote for me.

No job? The answer is simple; start a business.That's what my daddy did and look at me now!

I git a job fer ya. Put on yer gold tooth, yer afro rag, yer baggy pance, but dern't ferget work boots. Then jest wonder down 'ol seed tic rd sing'n some rap toon 'bout niggaz kill'n whitey. Word 'll git out 'n I'll come ta greet you 'n take you to yer new job. You can even bring your punk jail-mate - maybe he need some work'n too. How 'bout teach - you git tard of that golden chair, come on down 'n live low to the dirt.

church on sunday sunday

all day every day

and tuesday monday

we met every friday friday

We met every thursday wednesday

I'd work hard for that action! When can i sign on?

Hold on. Are you telling me that my pension funds are being plundered by some sister-fucking hillbilly who has chained up dogs and eats chtilins for breakfast?Well I'll be!Don't remember reading anything about that in my 'Freakonomics' textbook...

Hey, goldy-chair teach; you ain't done nothin till you git yerself a heap of indentured servants, land 'n a bunch of guns 'n ammo fer ta keep whats yers. You ain't fooled nothin. Lemme tell ya how my speed-tradin boys is drill'n deep in yer pocketbook while you is chucklin 'bout fools 'n whatnot. They gittin rich on yer 401K, dummy. Yep, suck'n it dry a penny at a time usin big 'ol brainiac computers. You jest sit back 'n puff on yer crack pipe, old hippy, 'n wile away in yer memories of dead folks while my servants 'n thar computers drain you like a hourglas on steroids.

Oh Ronnie and Maggie. The good old days! Where we fused micro economic reform with the crushing of labor to create the capitalist wonderland we have today.Me and the boys at the thinktank worked day and night to churn out the shonky research Ron and Marg needed to sell their reforms. You can see the same level of dross published by the IPA today. Who knew the suckers would believe it?Now i sit back in my 'golden' chair at one of the worlds leading education institutions and chuckle softly to myself. We fooled you; by god we fooled you!

'Ol Regan he ain't nothin but a dumb flicker star turn gooberment politician. He way too much a left-wing, Hollywierd moonbat fer my liken. Him 'n his fake horse 'n all. Never had ta live near a n*g*e* in his life! If Ronnie was 'live, I'd make him live in Macon fer a year - he'd head fer the hills 'n git some right think'n on the goin-ons of thar depraved dark-man's brains. Make 'ol Ronnie ta a genuine conservative. Yessiree - one year in Macon is all it'd take!!!

Remember him? Fuck that; I'd like to dismember the cunt. Even if he is just bones like that bitch Thatcher.

I will be king.

Fuck I'm lucky it hasnt happened to me. I've had a few too many before a flight once; flicked the wrong switch and before you know it we were flying to the South Pole! Lucky my co-pilot was sober enough to change course before we did another close up of Mt Erebus ;)

An Alien plane space craft has taken the plane. Don,t worry. I am sure they will bring it back soon.

Gas, boolit, hatchet, wood chipper - what dern diffrent do it make how folks git ta killin?

Twaddle. Winnie acted first class with those damn arabs. Even gave them their own country, the ungrateful wretches.

"I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes." - Winston Churchill, 1919

Churchill also condoned using chemical weapons on Arabs and Persians

That stinker Churchill. I would like to take that Tommy Gun and fire it at him!Abdul,Tehran

Ya see that thar, boys??? That's a TOMMY GUN. A man's gun. Yessiree, tain't no sissy airsoft gun like thems the Australians 'n Japs is alowed by thar gooberments ta own. Spits out .45acp lead t'will kill you deader 'n sand monkey stoned on nightshade. Hot balls 'o lead fire................but y'all dern't know nothin 'bout that ....................cuz you ain't git no guns...................gooberment pried 'em out of yer hands when they took a machettee to yer balls.

One term Tony is causing as much damage as he can before he gets the boot!

One thing is for sure, now Bishop is speaker in the house we no longer have the chaos that was the last Parliament. The Labor stooges that run it were pathetic.Just another example of how having the grown-ups in charge makes a world of difference.And makes the your average chattering class whining greenie-laborite choke on their lattes!Digger,Cranbourne

OH the Land of David is without its fat fighter for freedom - Ariel Sharon.Will the perfidious Persians turn it into a land of dust? Only by sniffing his arse can we tell...

I've always stayed off the acid.. I don;t want it o harsh my pothead buzz. Can a Hasid smoke a Joint?

On this we agree you ugly sista-fucking Protestant.But as you ignore the one true Church of Rome you will also be in hell fire for all eternity with these perverts and fornicators as well.

Fornication is all you boars 'n sows stew on. Y'all 'd fornicate with most anythang I reckon. Thems of you who ain't stew'n bout fornicatin, is likely sinnin with the hand. God thinks yer carnal cravins is UGLY!!!

I loves the smell of burnin Ukrainians in the mornin. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, fer 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We dern't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' Ukranian body. Thar smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole dern hill. Smelled like glorious victory!!!

She looks like a chick my Gret-great-grandaddy used to fuck. Princess Olga of Transylvania!

Obviously this Ukraine is a problem because this stupid country exists. In relity there has never previously been a country called 'Ukraine'. I suggest we do what my old relative would do - split it down the middle. One half to Russia, the other half to Prussia.And then we should give Konigsberg back.

Vladimir Putin is already git thar ovens fired up fer shovlin live Ukrainians in. Europe is gonna git all thar gas, oil 'n whatnot from the renderin of fat lazy gunless, guttless Ukrainians who jest tuck tail 'n hide from 'ol big bad Putin. Yessiree, its gonna be a bio-diesel bonanza fer Europe!!!

I git one word fer ya: Muslimes!!!

You labor clowns are a joke. PM Abbott is opening Australia back for business and you lot are smearing his great Government with sexual lies.Well I hope you enjoy the next 10 years of Liberal government!

That nasty Putin. Always ganging up on us poor ex-Soviet states. Won't someone think of our children?

I wish a UFO would disappear that low-life moog Tony Abbott!

Latest info is that it supposedly flew on for 4 hours in opposite direction with no contact with any air control authorities. This is the latest example of the space-time continuum unraveling.Right in front of our fucking eyes.

Someone forgot to hang out the washing again.....

Andrew Bolt is racist and biased to the right.

What about dat information?

The disinformation about this plane just grows and grows. My advice - don't believe anything you read and only half of what you see. It is highly unlikely the truth about this flight will ever be known.

So you are thinking UFO? I still think that it was a problem with the plane. Everyone round here knows how lazy that mob is. My new Thai gf says some say they shorted the fuel on the plane in a Triad deal and bang down she went. Most likely something like that i reckon.Now let me get back to my wicked whiteman ways ;)

I don't know about you Micks but one things for sure; there is a shitload of UFOs up here in the top end. I reckon I have seen at least 20 of them in the last few years, and at least half the time I wasn't pissed.Doesn't surprise me that they have gotten a bit more bolder now. A mate of mine reckoned they were kidnapping dogs here a while ago. He lost at least 3 blueys to them.

Yes indeed Mr Follower, Tony Abbott is a godsend, a man of erudite wit and consummate wisdom with a heart of gold. I pray for him and his devoted, obedient wife every night before bed (and for his daughters, naturally,,, his daughters... with their precious gifts intact... pure... untouched... oooooh baby!

I have to agree with you to some extent Anthony. Having a godless PM for so long has tortured the soul of Australia. But whether that caused the loss of this plane still remains to be seen.One thing I can say is that it is a balm to the soul to have a scion of the one true Church as head of our great Nation. Tony is truly a miracle from God to us.

It's Labor's fault

Some well honed points there WSCA. I agree about the moral degradation of our society. Normally I would hope the Papa would lead by example and try to pull us out of this morass of sin and vice. But the new Pope himself seems like he maybe part of the problem.One only hopes God's divine will can be channeled another way.