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Churchill? How much of a cunt was he? Well let's just say he is the reason there is an ANZAC day.

I prefer the late Mr Presley's rather poignant rendition of Surrender

After viewing this disturbing image I involuntarily but quite violently regurgitated my rather expensive lunch. Who will compensate me for the loss, sirs?

Pithy, sirs, extraordinarily pithy

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Jeez if the sheilas are as good looking as the Kazakh ones I'm coming over!http://globalvoicesonline.org/2014/07/28/boyfriend-no-only-volleyball-kazakh-sportswoman-ignores-marriage-proposals-after-going-viral/

Jody, he ain't all bad. Perty much yer middle-of-thar-road God-lovin politician. But, he dern't wanna do nothin 'bout the negro problem - seems ta be right fine with them folks, 'n that give me a sick feel'n in my belly. He jest far 'nuff outside of downtown Africanta ware he dern't have ta smell 'em ever day. Still bein from Winder he a heap closer than me!!! I reckon hes fer ever one havin guns 'n that all I need so he git my vote, if I'm 'round. My brother done kicked off 'n I might be move'n down the road a few miles ta west sasaphrass mountain in South Carolina fer ta manage folks work'n his land.

Rigourous science there Prof. I bet you whipped it up on the back of an envelope after a kava binge up there in the New Guinea highlands.

Hey Ricky this guy Jody Hice seems right up your alley:
http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2014/05/jody-hice-georgia-sodomy

Christ, will he have us die on the Steppes of Russia again? Fuck that. They can keep their wheat and all the dead bodies they want...My Grandpappy fought there and he said it was fucking terrible. And as for the food... Disgusting! Now wonder those subhumans scoff vodka all day long; couldn't eat their rubbish otherwise.

Abbott now announcing plans to take control of 50 square kilometres of the Ukraine war zone!Well, he did promise 2 million new jobs and unemployment rate is beginning to spiral out of control under his ridiculous austerity budget, so if we go to war with Russia unemployment issue solved?Well

Poppycock. That bastard Putin is definitely behind all this. Looking to stir up trouble and gain control of the freedom loving peoples of Ukrainia. I suggest we give him a 3 day warning to confess; if he doesn't let's bomb Moscow back to the Stone Age.And having been there once I would say it will be an improvement...

I blame the Labor Party. Spending on everything except the things that really matter.

Abbott pulled out another good example of this when he said (and I quote) "at the cost of many, many tens of millions" relating to the $25 million the Labor Party spent toward getting a seat on UN Security Committee.

Its a great example from Abbott. So let's extrapolate what he is saying so we can understand how wasteful the Labor Party are.

If the amount was $250.00 spent by the responsible adult Liberal Party then it would be a couple of hundred dollars.

But if the Labor Party spends $250.00 that would be many, many hundreds of dollars.

See how it works? And that is why its clear that it is the Labor Party's fault that aliens hijacked MH970 and used it to bring down MH17.

I mean the poor families, our hearts go out to them, and something so inconsiderate, so inconsiderate, and the Labor Party. Its just despicable.

Get me?

Beautiful plumage.

Wow they do have some nice birds in Kyrgz! Some of the finest in the world!! Check this one out:[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mqlJ4pLmKJE/TmzPRO682cI/AAAAAAAAASI/ELf7K4JsnDE/s1600/Kyrgyz8+099.JPG[/img]

Presceint article Mr Patriot. Now with the world's eyes on Moscow because of their intimate involvement in the downing of MH17 we will see whether PM Modi will back Putin or not. It will truly be a test to of whether Modi is interested in making India a good world citizen, or that he is just another power mad third world despot.

I'd hire Putin lickity split ta take that chimp-in-chief's job. Putin's thar kind of man who know how ta handle a whip 'round the lazy drug-guzzlin freeloader class.

Absolutely true. Just listen to his version of Blue Moon. It is existence  personified in song.

Kygrz? Wow, that's one place I've never thought off. Just let me google that...Damn, mighty fine looking women there. Ahem... Just let me reach for my cleaners.Hmm... Hrmpfff...OK fellas, I will be back later.Yours with a Stan in my pants,Hairy Fucknuckle

Dear Hoboken fella,As a freedom loving free-market libertarian kind of guy I can understand your heartache. I bet you paid good money for this woman and now she has broken your contract.There is nothing lower a person can do; for if you take a man's property you are really no better than a government.Am I right, or am I right? ;)

Two of Australia's greatest in one picture. A good example to the young folks of the value of hard work and studying hard. Not that the latte sippers and greenie goons would know anything about that!Digger,Cranbourne

Dern't want nothin ta do with homosexulas like you. Not less you is shovlin donkey poo fer ta clean out my stalls. Ain't nothin you got, flimflam, that I want, cept fer the hard work I can whip outa you.

Sure as shit is. Got me thinking; why dont you visit me hillbilly boy? I can doctor your stinky hole with my pecker.After that i can use it to clean your teeth; you dumbass sista fucking numbskull.

Harrr. We git a new Pogo the Clown??? Git off yer horse 'n drink yer milk!!!

Take a learn from this - y'all can do yer own fixin's. This here worth a second gander.

That's my dad you're talking about...

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@AnonymousI have become curious about Joseph Conrad's detestation of Fyodor.

Whatever the fuck this cunt is, he is now the Treasurer and as such has revealed his true colours. More for the rich and fuck the rest.

Fluck you Charlie Chan! Fluck you up the arse with a giant meat cleaver!

We buy Russian energy already. Nothing left for India.

I say let's put Putin and Obama in the ring, one time to sort out who is the He-man of the World! Can set it up here in Kiev; don't worry we will give both sides a fair run!

What poppycock. Us Indians are sick of the white man putting us down. Beware of the Indian tiger for she is roaring very loudly soon!

No, my hair is thick and luxurious thanks to a regime of clean living and washing it regularly in the blood of the matyrs.

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Ah - the tipping point - are we there yet?

Tain't right!!! Nosireee, tain't right tain't right. Goblins is eat'n brains, gifford 'n grull. Demcards gugglin 'n blood. Zeig Zeigggar!!!. Upm ferget'n Rpublicrant. Anywhoo, Obama usam is behind all this. ALL OF IT!!!

What poppycock. There is a special place in hell for those scientists  who dare mess with the realm of our Lord!

Does the application need the hand of a certain group of people? Perhaps the aforementioned Mugwumps could lend their hands to the cause?

A wet Tobacco leaf applied to piles is a certain cure.

It looks like a goat's head to me. I can clearly see horns. It is satan emerging from the depths to come and offer us some deals.

And the easiest way to conduct this experiment safely and legally in most countries of the world?Buy a box of 8 gram N20 Cream Chargers from your local restaurant or chef supplies store. Totally legal! Kesey was a big fan of nitrous! Tip 1: ISI brand is one of the better purer cartridges available.Tip 2: Do some research on erowid.org on how to use.

Bravo for exposing this nasty old harridan for the charlatan that HE is!

A most pithy inquiry, to be sure. But may I suggest an alternative view? The human brain is a freak of nature - a deformity, if you will - as nowhere else in nature does such a incongruous organ exist. Its functions therefore are beyond scrutiny, certainly beyond the scrutiny of those afflicted with its benign dysfunction. Ah, the human brain: so much potential, so little to show for it.

Congratulations Xenox News. A worthy and insightful poke in the eye of the nefarious world of opportunistic religious extremists and grubby nationalists. Until now I had always considered these pages the nonsensical playground of idle university drop-outs - excepting, of course, that astute if rarely seen contributor Mr Max Gross. Well done and keep up the sometimes tacky but always essential arbeit.