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I'm not an alien however after I went and had some treatment to reduce the size of my nose I certainly feel like one now!Overnight I went from looking like this:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/format,raw/id,779/type,img/view,image/[/img]to this:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/format,raw/id,782/type,img/view,image/[/img]I wailed the next day when I saw myself in the mirror so I went back to my quack and said "look what yo've done - you have stretched my face and now I look like one of the guys from Split Enz".He said, nothing to worry about lad, let me do some adjusting.Now I look like this and don't know what to do:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/format,raw/id,781/type,img/view,image/[/img]Boxhead; please help me!

Yeah I concur with Popnecker, none of the pricks are worth voting for though tit sucking goodddd !!. Other than the nefarious and obscene acts her deputy gets up to .PS My titsucking excludes carrs missus, toooo fucking ugly.

Damn right Fritz. And now we have to put up with those good for nothing Greeks!How much can our Heimat bare?

Oh yes sirree, Julian is going down...He will be spending the rest of his days next to his good friend Bradley Manning; unfortunately for them they will never know it.Lesson to be learned - just sit back, buy stuff, and do as your told.

Well, I would have stayed PM longer ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/australia-thank-you-for-voting-me-new-prime-minister.html[/url]) if I knew there was some tit sucking involved...Yours with pursed lips and lolling tongue,Herr Fucknuckle

Al Gore, founder of the London-based Generation Investment Management, GIM purchased a huge stake in Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX). They are the fifth largest shareholder. Former Vice President Al Gore partnered with people from Goldman Sachs such as David Blood, Mark Ferguson and Peter Harris to name a few. What does this have to do with Bob Carr? well CCX is a major shareholder along with Macquarie Group Limited (note Malcolm Turnball ex Macquarie Group a strong supporter of an ETS) and Climate Exchange plc London, of the Sydney based ENVEX chaired by Bob Carr. Envex was set up to trade carbon credits well before it being considered here.Bob Carr also set up the Labor friends of Israel. So now you start to get a feel for who those "faceless" dealmakers maybe with friends like Henry K. Apart from Gillard lying again about the appointment. This had to be in the pipeline for some time. Gillard has done what she accused Rudd of: not being a team player and not consulting with colleagues. Well how come her labor colleagues were against the appointment and how come it was not a consensus appointment?Another unelected person who will sign away our sovereignty to the US & Others.

Yeah and then we'll get the other tit suckers.. get your head right and don'te vote for either ..

What a fucking joke, if the federal labour party was not fucked up enough with the useless ranger and the homo we now have that cluster fuck carr representing us overseas. Carr must have some shit on the labour party to get this post. Oh well let them suck the tit of society dry while they can, their time is only limited to the next election.

I jest thought of somethin - New Zeland is ferther south than Australia - We aught ta be welkomin them ta New Dixie too.

Fuck, another right wing labor hack.

These guys do nothing like the work of our dynamic duo.I bet neither the SAS, SEALS nor Rangers have ever had to deal with Lobsterisimus Bumakisimus![url]/url]

Nonsense! We have our superhero SAS and SEALS and Rangers that'll protect us.

What the stratfor leaks shows is what a lot of tossers there are in the 'intelligence' business. Problem is Yanks have been bought up on a diet of Hollywood flicks that portray the CIA, Navy SEALS, FBI, etc as "superheroes" that always save the day with the latest gadget. Blowing up the bad guy without a scratch on the innocent bystanders. The reality is a lot messier.Most of the clowns in 'intelligence' are pen pushing fuckwits (and the SEALS are just bullies with big guns). Their involvement nearly always makes things worse.

I'd wish he leak some pictures of that sexy Angela Merkel in action...He'd have a lot more support if he did that.Yours with pinkelwurst in hand,Hairy Fuckedyouraunty

I used to go round there every evening and these lobsters, you know, she used to go out bathing in Malibu .....

Dern't give no nevermind 'bout what you do ta yerself. That's tween you, God 'n the Devil - dern't concern the likes of me none.

So Ricky you do support those of us who pleasure ourselves!Wonderful to hear. Now get off your sister and get to work in the fields; that cotton won't pick it self you know.

Thar only thing you need taxes fer is national defense. Gotta keep the Japs, Gooks, Chinks, 'n other undesirables outa this here great land of Australia. But, them taxes you can git from tariffs. But, that a tax on the Undesireables, not on Australians. Income tax will be abolished. Property tax will be abolished. All gooberment employees 'll git paid minimum wage - $8.00/hour. Yep, gonna lower the minimum wage to git Australia competitive with all them slant-eyeds 'n Yankees. Any gooberment employee caught in corruption 'll get taxed 100% on evarything they own 'n 'll ever own on into the future. Yep, that includes EVARYONE - PRIME MINISTER INCLUDED!!!So, I reckon if'n you dern't like making an honest wage of $8.00/hour, then get off the gooberment dole 'n GIT TO WORK!

... he's coming round on daily visits to see her.

I mean, you think of that lucky girl, Myra Hindley...

or Mrs..., could be Mrs Fish done it? I dunno.

Ricky where do you stand on Tax on Tissues?If nay, you've got my vote!Yours in a horny funk of despair,Herr Fuckedyouruncle

Vote "fuckwit".

Gonna say it again, cuz it needs sayin - VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ IN 2012. Why? Cuz that sissy-boy Rudd 'n his band of sissy anus-pirates cain't win a flea off a goat's backside. Git it tagether, Aussies - Y'all need a prime minister that'll kick the teeth of Vladimir Putin clear thru the roof of his mouth 'n pluck 'me out again with one of them Kevin-Rudd hippy dope-smokin roach clips. Git back yer guns. Git back yer freedom. Git Ricardovitz in 2012 - y'all ca do it!!!

My name is Tony Abbott and I am a:[img]https://p.twimg.com/Amnd8RqCMAI85PI.jpg
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Ok Kev you lost. So how about getting on the bandwagon and leading the "get the GST&Carbon tax off tissues" party?It'll be a sure fire winner!Yours tissue in hand,Hairy Fucknuckle

Democracy's fault lines grow wider by the day. An imperfect system is reaching its use-by date, just as the Russian soviet version of Communism did.

Finally we have somoene with the guts to stand up for the horny voter!Go for it Kruddy; you know most of Australia will be behind you!

Gillard will retain office; Rudd will be ostracised. Sad really, considering he was the Labor hero who ousted the insidious John "suckhole" Howard, for which all Australians should be eternally grateful.

Go Kev!!Shoot them down!Abbott, Gillard, the faceless! Shot down! Shot down! Why you shot me!

Left hand / Ozone / Tissues / Carbon Tax exemption...Confused? Here is the connect:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Science/LEFT-HAND-WANKING-THE-OZONE-CONNECTION.html[/url]

Hey, Bobby Brown, how's 'bout you team up with me ta git Australia Right again! You can be my Vice-Prime Minister after we git elected.Ricardovitz-Brown - "We'll git y'all Right again"!

Oh that is just to hard to fucking compute...I think i'll just vote for Tony

Well if the left hand/ozone science is correct then surely tissues could be carbon tax exempt?

If he is fair dinkum he should take the carbon tax off tissues too!What an idiot; and his party is a rabble that should be dismissed immediately and a new election held so Tony Abbott could become PM.Digger,Cranbourne

Reckon it would be a good move by KRuddy if he does. Lot of support for that type of party in my neck of the woods.It'll be huge in Queensland.

Please do

Ahah! So someone was onto the rubber chook conspiracy![img]http://www.chuckthechicken.ca/chuck.jpg
[/img]Would anyone mind if I bring it again as part of #respill ?Kev

Once we have PM Abbott I think this thesis will be confirmed :(

What you say is what you are. nyah

Our soon to be PM!

Oh Kev! Look what ya gone did!

What is this? How can we be the aliens; aren't they they ones always popping in to visit us in Darwin and Hillbillyville?Lunatic.Yours rationally,Dr IP Freely

I get it Fuckvitz. The 'stank' is just like the stuff that comes out of your mouth. Women have it monthly. You have it constantly.

The hypothalamic preoptic sweat center is located in the brain and sends commands through the brain stem and medulla to the innervations of the sweat glands.

What is you talkin 'bout junior? Men folks ain't git no stank. Go back 'n git some of that gooberment sex schoolin, cuz you musta missed somethin. Its the wommen folk that git the stank 'tween thar legs. God only made one thing can churn out stank, and I ain't got one

And I can smell yours. Have a wash you hillbilly scum!

Yer Julia look like a titty dancer I rustled up when I was in my prime 'n a heathen sinner. Praise Jesus fer savin me from wallerin in the stank that comes from evil titty dancin women jest like yer Julia. Yessiree, i can smell her stank from here.

She's not a millionaire yet but give her time. They all usually make their millions after they get booted from office.

She's one of the few PM's NOT a millionaire