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What I give a whoot 'bout slant-eyed's 'n half-breed mud-people? Why I got ta want them folks ta have thar freedom? They dern't do nothin all thar miserable lives, 'n now you want me ta feel all sorry fer 'em? "n support em? Why?

Y'all jest keep on 'bout blasphamin Jesus 'n whatnot. When ya die 'n git judged by God, you ain't gonna have no excuses. Y'all heard thar word right from me. YOU WILL BURN!!!! God done told me ta tell y'all that. Jest remember this here li'll ditty: Ya git the rest of yer miserable Godless life ta accept Jesus into yer heart 'n love thar Lord yer God. Do that, 'n this here bunch of filth you is engagin in will be forgiven.....but it'll cost ya... Oh, yes, it'll cost yer soul.

My mind is like a plastic bag

How about you guys start backing the freedom loving people of the world? Start reporting on the uprisings for democracy and free enterprise in North Korea and Cuba! Thousands are on the march and the liberal media is not saying anything!

Black Jesus and the White Clit Lickers

Black Jesus and The Clit Lickers

What about now? WIth every Abdul, Muhammed, and Anwar running wild in the streets demanding some sort of 'democracy'?To me it is obvious that at the moment these people are not civilised enough for a true democracy. Undoubtedly the first election they have will end up with some sort Islamo cleric dimwit made President. No, I still believe what the general Arab population need is the stern hand of an autocrat who can guide them into the World of Nations. Time for the West leaders to start backing commonsense and not some nonsense feel good notion of 'human rights' for all, when undoubtedly the later solution will lead to worse circumstances for all of us.Perhaps the UN should appoint a retired politician to be a stand-in leader for the Arab lands while they get back to some order. And I have the perfect candidate in mind; John Winston Howard.

How about calling the group Little Jesus and the Clitoris Bangers?Gives it more a folksy ring don't you think?

When I'm in a sexual frenzy and need to get my shirt off as quick as possible I do prefer to have my buttons on the right side; that way my right hand can tend to my hard shaft of ignorance. If you know what I mean ;)Yours caked in smegma,Hairy Buttcarbuncleps I've given the PM job back to Julia; it was interfering in my internet research on Japanese performance art

What about the horn? Whose gunna fight for the horn?

Baa baa, moo moo, quack quack. Reality bites! http://www.crikey.com.au/2011/02/22/rundle-libya-libya-libya-oh-shut-up/

And now it is 2011! Until Bush, Cheney and their colleagues are charged and put on trial for crimes against humanity I say U.S, democracy and justice is a sham.

Well, OB, stop yer waitin!! Git on board with my Confederate Express and do somethin 'bout it! Or, I reckon if y'ain't fer doin nothin, then go back to yer glue-sniffin, slothy degenerate good-fer-nothin life!

The fall of Mubarak is the U.S. worst nightmare. He is their paid proxy. And also Bahrain.And Saudis. U.S.A. does NOT want genuine democracy in these countries. Where else will it plant its naval bases (WMD), black ops bases, black prisons and secret rendition torture bases? State Dept. and Pentagon will sabotage genuine democracy in Middle East, just as it always has.

Is good, is Xenox News

I await the liberation of the U.S.A.

Re-discovered this:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/xenoxmuseum/1st_site/steves.htm[/url]Some poetry from Steve Dwyer

5 years later... Still going strong!

The 2 cents cover charge seems a bit rich. My Uncle Rupert doesn't even charge that much.

It appears Ricky never got around to answering this one. Maybe he could grace us with a reply now?

That was all detailed here:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/SYRIA-MISSING-LINK-IN-IRAQ-TERRORIST-PUZZLE.html[/url]The liberation of Iraq is the spark that lit the fire of freedom for the arab masses. And who can you thank for that?President Bush, PM Blair, and aussie PM Howard!Patriot

Hey Patriot Have you found the WMDs that were the excuse for killing 65,000 civilians yet?

Gross is more Groucho than Karl fool.

I have done one. It is here:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/iranian-warships-head-to-the-suez-canal.html[/url]That is if you are interested in the truth and not the febrile rantings of a closet Marxist.Patriot

How bout an update, mate?

I have feared that this moment would arrive. When you gaze out your window, and like that Peter Gabriel song, they are here to take us home.Well at least to their home....Where we will be locked in cages. Left to defecate amongst ourselves. Scratching and pawing at the door; howling to be released. Our alien masters will treat us with the same righteous disdain we treated the Mexican, the Arab, and the Eskimo. It will be a time when the Instant Karma grabs you by the balls and spins you all around. What was on top will now be below.Alien overlords I beseech thee; be unsparing with the whip! We only learn by bitter experience. We can only understand with pain.No use to beg for forgiveness; we had none before and we deserve none now.

Did you say "shoes"?

That thar's an old dead Jew that never did nothin but cipher'n. Thing is he dern't never make no nothin! He git ta cipher'n but cain't make a dern thing. Well, boys 'n girls, I can cipher 'n make things too - so that make me twice as smart as this here old dead Jew.

The Yanks are gobsmacked now all their phony rhetoric about democracy, freedom and french fries is putting their dictatorial buddies out of business across the Middle East, not via the State Department and Pentagon but brought on by ordinary shoes who have had a gutfull. That's not the way they want the script to go! And oh boy oh boy I can't wait to see all those cans of worms opened, crawling all the way to Walla-walla-washington.

Alarmists like Patriot have a serious case of tunnel vision.How many US warships have there been deployed to the area since the over throw?How many Israeli?Or do these countries have free passage anywhere, anytime?

Wrong Mr FlimFlam. It seems the Mad Mullahs do have friends within the Military Coup and the provocative Iranian warships will be able to pass through the Suez Canal:[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110219/wl_nm/us_egypt_iran_canal[/url]

Can take your tinfoil hats off fellas. The Egyptians didn't let them through. A good answer to the question who is in charge in Cairo...

Looks like the monkees are trying to take over the zoo in the Arabian peninsula.... Better feed them some lead peanuts to quieten them down ;)

Albert was such a pompous ass. Never would join me or Heisenberg for a beer back in Munich.

Maybe he thought of it as a fishional character?

Damn right! This sort of provocation is strictly only permissable for US and Israeli warships!

He wanted to know the thoughts of a fictional character???

Oi vai! Looks like the Mullahs are coming for us. Time to get the titanium kippah out.

Does he have a fish in his mouth?

Oh that fingernail looks just like Frodo's.... just after he dug them into my back ;)

A plinth in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I had a plinther like that oneth.

Was it like the plinther in this finger?[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/THE-FINGERNAIL.html[/url]

Plinthing is when you pull a plinther out of your thumb.

I was plinthing along minding my own business. Does that work?

I remember the 'Grooving Granny' series ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/MORE-NEWS-ON-THE-GROOVING-GRANNY.html[/url]) that really opened my eyes up about the seniors sex scene. In fact I got so excited I got my own Grooving Granny; and I don't let her put her teeth in ;)

Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? [url]http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/02/anonymous-speaks-the-inside-story-of-the-hbgary-hack.ars[/url]

Here is an article that purports to outline how the security firms server was cracked by anonymous:http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/02/anonymous-speaks-the-inside-story-of-the-hbgary-hack.ars

Last time I saw Max he was passed out on the back porch mumbling something incoherent. Money for jam I say if its true. Maybe he was is one of the ESP type psy-ops and he was mind blasting the enemy?

More likely that Osama is a CIA operative.