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Hey Ricky! Is she a Jew? A lesbian? An anti-christ? A one-worlder? whatever she is she seems to be a busy lassy...Too busy for a lazy arse like yourself

Max Gross. Genius!

Fuck you evolution and the whore that bore you; science

No mumbling, dickwad?

party with Tina, definitely!

Will Abbot bring it back? Or Conroy? What will he be able to think of over the next 3 years if dullard gets in?

Is Brumby still going to go with the take the GST off tissues policy to save his sorry arse in the state election?

I vote for you Humby!!!

https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/ethical-conundrums/1993-blank-54455940

Humby! You get my vote.As the biggest dickhead on the internet.

Humby to the rescue. My boat has sailed, I'm on my way.In the meantime, please let me entertain you with another of my great song and dance routines. After watching this, you will be saying...."What election? Just give me more Humby"

Too right Max but this is deadly serious. If we get a irrational Opus Dei zealot like Abbott for prime minister we will be crawling on our knees backwards into the Dark Ages. May as well put the Pope into the Lodge. Vote Green, vote Gillard, vote anyone or anything but Abbott.

Oh Ricky! You really are an excitable lad. Why do we need pop guns and alike? We have our police force to protect us and our armed services to kill for us.What more could we want?

Y'all is slaves. Cain't defend yerseves; cain't wage no revolution; ain't got no GUNS nor RIFLES nor WEAPONS of any sort. Slaves to thar Master Race. If thar Master Race say "let all them Chinks 'n Ayrabs in" - you thar slave too boy. That's right, 'till you git yer guns back, yer testicals is thar property of yer Master Race and all them Chinks, Ayrabs and Whatnot they whore 'm out to. Y'all dern't want no Freedom - if'n you did, YOU'D DEMAND YER GUNS 'N AMMO BACK!!!!!!!!!!! It's time that y'all either stand up fer Freedom or spread-anus fer thar Master Race.

Oh Max all your lefty progressive rants can't disguise the fact that fair dinkum Aussies like Tony Abbott and when he becomes PM next Saturday the rest of you radicals and extremists will have to put uo with it.And if you can't then you can all piss off to Cuba or North Korea where you belong.Digger,Cranbourne

Boats. Boats! Where can I get one? To get me away from this cunt-ry.

You fucking beauty Max!

Max you are always bring the truth!

Again and again.

A fool. But at least an Australian fool.Doesn't change my vote - I'm sticking with the [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/announcement-the-official-launch-of-the-get-the-gst-off-tissues-party.html[/url]

So it has been answered: they are here. Right now.But now larger questions loom....Why now? Who do they want to contact? How shall we respond?Do we have orifices the male of their species can impregnate?This is the fruit of our space race. They saw our clumsy attempts to climb off this god forsaken rock and they came to investigate. To offer us a helping hand? Our a stern rebuke to our impetuosity? [url]http://www.gayvolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/alien.jpg
[/url]Looking down from their alien craft they must ponder mankind. Do they see the fruits of an evolutionary process gone mad? They must wonder why all the fussing and fighting down there? As these aliens most certainly will be of green colour, they will view our division over skin tone with some bemusement.I think it bespokes of something profound that they have chosen China as their entry point into earth. Obviously the dominant nation on our small fragile bean, how will the yellow man face the green? Will the alien be as befuddled as Columbus when he spotted them all those years ago...As we are approaching an epiphany of epic proportions I offer my prayers and wishes to you XenoxNews readers; here, right now, at the turning point of all life.

The chinks have more evidence....[url]/url]

This is the sort of guy we need leading Australia now!

We'll take Tony as PM. As long as the watermelon and homo loving greens lose out.

Surrealism? Tony "er... um, er... um" Abbott as prime minister. No idea about broadband or why we need to get up to speed (literally) with the rest of the world. All he knows is that it will be "expensive" to develop. Oh duh. No, the mad monk is certainly no 'tech head" but he sure is a bloody dickhead

my dreams. my dreams are surreal.As for being awake; well, I have no time for it.Let me tell you about my dreams. my dreams.

Number 9

When you're horny like me the color of the hair of the person with the hole doesnt matter. as long as they have a hole.Yours fucking donuts,hairy Fuckedknuckle

Ok. I'll expand.It is even more piffle.

The book of revelations: And I stuck my head up the asses of 13 camels and it was good.

Surealism tain't nothin more than some drug-guzzling old spic named Dali paint'n devil-inspired images of twisted clocks 'n brains 'n whatnot whilst gettin stoned on on thar Devil's many elixers. Surealism be nothin but the plain testimony of what Satan do tar a human brain with his drug-trickery. Thar destruction of God's greatist work melted 'n twisted by crack, meth, marijuana, heroin, morphine, opium, zanax, LSD, Prozak, PCP, glue-sniffin, gas-sniffin (Chromin fer Abos), 'n ALCOHOL!

I have nothing to add. I am a limited entity. Look elsewhere for inspiration. I am bereft of imagination. My mind is aging and tired. I am no lion. I am lame. My mind is inexorably linked to my aging body. I am just biding my time waiting until death. I am so feeble I accept that I would rather be inspired by braver minds than mine.

Well please enlighten us wise ass.

Might one suggest that lame criticism which offers no additional insight, inroads or inspiration might be better described as piffle?

jail breaking and rooting are totally different things man.

pure piffle

aw shucks

Meet for what? So I can stick it to you?Pevert. May the fires of hell keep you burning for all eternity.

Wonderful images; wanna, like, meet? ;-)

Well who would be poking your hole then?

It is here:Struggled with eternity and all her spittin' worms and then blew me load. the lifes meaning...

If that is true Lordy than I'm sure it is a picture Tony wants to hide.

Looks like Julia rushed him the antidote. On the condition he supports her.

Cool article :)

i pity you ozzies coz looks like you folks are taking the american track regarding politics. let me set you straight right now its a dead end folks

Darn i thought i was gonna see someone folding balloon animals

Opposition Leader Tony Abbott holds baby Sassika Jackson. ... Just three Australians could end up deciding whether Julia Gillard or Tony Abbott becomes PM. ... Davis and Jacqueline Maley as they wrap the latest news and views from the 2010 election front. ... Have you ever fallen in love with one of your flatmates? .[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Philosophy/Jesus-is-always-with-you.html[/url]

Ah, you must forgive the Padre. He has never been the same since his hands got all sticky.But about the Commies.... Bob Santamarie was right. The only good one is a Catholic converted one.

@ Padre PioI thought it was only Americans who screamed "COMMIE!" every time someone said something regarding politics they don't like. Man, I thought Australians were smarter :/

Stop it. You will go blind!

Forget that mob. get with the strength: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/announcement-the-official-launch-of-the-get-the-gst-off-tissues-party.html[/url]