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Dearest Trevor, even though you are so far unaware that you are now living in Hell, I would be happy for you to smoke as many dystopian futures as it takes to start you screaming and gnashing your teeth. Of course you will be allowed to gnaw off your feet in agony - your tongue can be chewed to good effect as well. We cater for all torments.
- In the service of The Dark Lord

Here's the bottom line. There are about 6 billion people in the world today. There will be about 12 billion people in the world about 5 years from now.

Global warming is melting the polar icecaps, and coastal land will be going underwater.

Inflation is at about 7%

So, you tell me, which would you rather own:

1. $400,000 US currency
2. $400,000 Stock in US steel
3. 444 ounces of shiney yellow metal
4. 4,000 barrels of unrefined oil or:
5. 30 acres of beautiful, lush green mountain highland all to yourself that you can call your own "kingdom" or subdivide it into little kingdoms that only very very wealthy Chinks can afford in 10 years?

Dear Chang, as much as I like "soggy pretzel in the rain" - the pretzel that nearly choked Bush is my favourite.

even a dimwit like bush must have suddenly wondered how history will rate his antics. this sudden interest in palestinian justice is just another vague thought bubble that will pass from dubya's brain like a soggy pretzel in the rain

Mons, What I want to know is why were the Iranians patrolling their own coastline. Don't the Yanks own everywhere now? Many Iranians see Americans as devils after the manipulations and horrors they suffered at the hands of the USA. Not everyone forgets these things.

I don't know about bedrock, more like bedbugs I think. Labor is somewhat infected also. Lie down with real-estate parasites - wake up with bedbugs.

This is almost as amusing as the news articles reporting Iranian speedboats "menacing" those poor little helpless U.S. warships in the Gulf.

They are the bedrock of Liberal Party membership.

Is there life on Mars?

Where is Jesus? I want to see Jesus, and I want to get my reward! Shit, it's hot around here! This is not Kirribilli House, is it?

Errr, I hope you paid GST on that, Hippy. I suppose you have noticed how much better life is since GST was imposed. You have noticed that - haven't you?

I thought you would have curled up an died after listening to your dreary Cure music all summer.

Digger,

Cranbourne

i'm with ya on that one, Howard Hater. I've requested the fuckwit Digga and his inbred ignorant bumchums to fuck off to Iraq and Afghanistan to do their pathetic patriotic thing but they are all too gutless. they talk but are yet to walk. a bit like members of the arsehole Ausmerican cricket team.

No point in having those daffy, crack-fed good old boys shooting each other down!

I demand that Xenoxnews sacks the Foreign Affairs Desk. The writer is obviously drunk and disorderly. A bloody disgrace! What's happening to this pesthole? Has everything been subcontracted to Mugabe Governance Incorporated?

It is always comforting to see how community leaders have their fingers on the pulse in their usual expert way. I believe we can all sleep easy - in the manner of those who were blissfully unaware of the Wall Street crash that would greet them in the morning.

Ive got the tinfoil on so no rays affect me. But you lot???

Who knows!

Still beaming those alien rays into your head, Happy Aussie?
Why do they always pick on the loonies for brain probing?

You guys are crazy. 95% of aussies have never had it better. As for the other 5% who cares; they are mainly abos or the usual lazy arseholes.

Hoping for a revolution is a mad dream.

Have you noticed an uneasy calm? I have, and I think that it is not only the wealthy who sense that Australia is doomed. Pray if it makes you feel better - it may be all that is left for us.

Digger! Why are you still here? You should be over in Iraqistan protecting my property investments. Get going, you Oz patriot, otherwise I will doubt your loyalty. What use do Aussies have for diggers who will not go and protect Aussie/Israeli/American wealth? Get going! Now!

If you hate Australia leave. Pretty simple latte sippers.

Digger,
Cranbourne

First-world prices. Third-world environment and infrastructure. Aussies are now ready to accept almost any level of inconvenience and poverty. They will even downsize hospitals to provide much-needed capital for international billionaires.
Need a cheap and compliant workforce with very low expectations? If you answered yes, then Australia is your kind of third-world craphole.

Crazy old non-core John and smirking Petey sure showed what suckers Aussies can be. Those were bad seeds that evil bunch of criminals planted. I expect Rudd will have no choice other than letting the Howard socioeconomic toxic timebomb teach Aussies a harsh lesson. Blame John and Pete for this meltdown. Why do you think the public flung John and Petey out?
"I take full responsibilty!" Johnny said. Bullshit!

Can't blame John Howard for that now can you latte sippers???


Digger,
Cranbourne

I suppose by now most Aussies understand that the whole show is being run by madmen?

The Jews may have invented "multiculturalism" but they are not going to let it touch them. The goyim can have the whole tower of Babel chaos to themselves.

They are a real nuisance in my neighbourhood. And they can't play tennis to save their lives!

A.Hilter

East StKilda

I recently downloaded a pdf file from a government site, specifically a Veteran’s Affairs website. Here is the link. http://www1.va.gov/rac-gwvi/docs/GWVIS_May2007.pdf Please download it, read it, distribute it, talk about it. Here are some highlights to pique your interest:

73,846 U.S. troops killed in the gulf region since 1990 (on page 8 of the pdf)
1,620,906 compensation and pension claims filed for veterans who served in the gulf region since 1990 (page 9 of the pdf)

The upshot of this is that since Papa Bush we have been at war in the gulf region, and the real human cost just in american lives is way more than the government has been publicly declaring. The real numbers are direct from the VA. Check it out.

as long as bush, cheney etc roam free the world is at risk of further catastrophe. these and other war criminals must be brought before a legitimate court of international law and justice must be served

now thats what i call a xenox news article!

In second life.

Not yet Digger. Non-core John and smirking Petey have not yet been convicted. I'm all for giving them a fair trial, and then stringing them up immediately. PM Rudd must go and get those Neo-Liberal crims!

There are few things as odd as the dull, insipid indifference with which Aussies hand their nation over to international billionaires.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Chinese Democracy is perfect for our country of dimwits.

So, the assassin blows himself up and then shoots her? And then she "bumps her head"?

Imagine trying to determine the structure of a complex molecule by getting the dullards to vote on it. Democracy would soon determine that PI equals 3.00 rather than a non-terminating decimal. The "common sense" of the dullard is something to be feared and a truly weird thing.

Turns out she wasn't shot or bombed. She just bumped her head on the car. There you go, just an accident.

Better to leave it those who know how to rule with fairness and order.

The US is the major cause of this issue by pushing Bhutto to return to Pakistan and run. They should stay out of the internal affairs of sovereign nations.

Who appointed them 'boss of the world?' They are the reason there is an Osama Bin Ladin, they funded him, they created him. The supported Saddam when it suited them. They created the situation in Iran, by installing the Shah.

America is an international bully that should stay home...and you, my moronic friend, have no clue. The world is fucked because of America, not safer, not richer, not happier and certainly not more free.

Well Howard did nothing about that Muralitheren. We will see whether Rudd is fair dinkum when it becomes clearer what his stance is on the chucker.

With enough crowding and "multicultural" immigration to boost land prices, Australians can also enjoy the same homicidal madness and mass mayhem that every crowded third-world pesthole currently enjoys.

Iraq, "pacified"? Patriot, you are clearly reading from Dubya's teleprompter.

Totally correct about PM Rudd there Mr Patriot. He has the spine of jelly when it comes to the terrorist threat against our great nation.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Imbibe that hated Nazi elixir? Never!

Maybe I confused santa with the easter bunny? After a few drinks and a pipe full of Ice I am known to be slightly disorientated.

Herr Fruityfinger

No, No, Herr F. You must have meant "suck Fanta" because the other thing is unthinkable!

Only when the internet reaches the abilities of the scratch'n'sniff card will I have any respect for Steve Jobs.

I didnt get to fuck Santa but I pinned one of his elves from behind. What a godawful mess I made!

A parson in a bear suit.

So what did Santa, sorry, Satan bring you this time?