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Everything I did was at least as ethical as the urgency of commercial pressures would allow.
I flushed all the Johnny clones down the sewer. Let us all pray that they will not thrive down there like the orignal. But I digress. Wasn't that party actually at Kirribilli House? In any case I was not there. I have an iron-clad, rock-solid, non-core alibi.

Fucking protons! I knew I was right to never trust those sneaky little pricks...
Never again!

Any luck yet?

Ahh fuck I forgot what I was gonna say..... it'll come back to me

Proton decay will get us all in the end

You CAN live in a tent, and work harder, longer, cheaper.
Now there is something to "embrace" and to "celebrate" while we "rejoice" about God knows what.
Just be positive and trust the international plutocrats who have purchased the best politicians and media scum that money can buy.
Now please don't forget to put in long hours at your TV while it keeps you "informed" about everything. And you know you deserve some very rich food as a reward for your obedience. So gobble up LOTS of VERY fatty fast food. You can always fit in a little extra if you try. How do you think the sports celebrities became bloated homosexuals? That's right - fast food, TV, beer, and cigarettes.

Welfare? Digger, weren't you the one claiming that corrupt old John was greasing you up with money? Or do you mean that bribe money isn't some kind of welfare. John-lovers were the greatest pack of bludgers ever. They are now being faced with losing the taxpayer teat and they don't like it. The Little Turd himself almost had to be dragged out of rent-free Kirribilli House, he liked it so much.

Are you Howard-Haters still carrying on? Haven't you noticed that we no longer have Australia's greatest PM in charge? Instead we have a weasel who is in the pockets of the unions and the pro-terrorist Lawyer lobby? How about standing up for Australia's top cop who is trying to protect all of us from Islamofascists instead of moaning about how PM Howard didn't give you enough welfare money!

Digger,
Cranbourne

"Bald-headed, sneak-eyed old creep" "evil antiquity" - Yep, that's our little Johnny. I will be happier when he is "laid" on a mortuary slab with a ticket tied to his ugly old toe.

I'm sick of 'freedom lovers'...

Give me 'order takers' anytime; they dont complain and are not such a demanding bunch

Worked for me! Strangely, the splatter looked just like John!

I just discovered a really high-strength laxative - HIGH-GST ** with added JOHNNY. The concentrated extract of COSTELLO in it leaves you smirking. It sure gave me the shits!

All we need is for that despot Fidel Castro to cark it and the world will have even more freedom.

Digger,
Cranbourne

It looks like it is "Just say no to blowjob" day in Tokyo

Think of the trauma if the damn thing burst just as you were.. um, coming?

How off putting; I hate lip gloss on a chick.

As usual, Labor inherits a Liberal (in name only) mess. Once things come good again, no doubt the libs will get back in and claim success. Democracy? You are dreaming!

No thanks. Even five-fingered mary gotta be better

Rubbish! Where are the short skirts and white socks?

Those chicks can sure work harder for me...

I'll handle the longer bit!

Herr 'horny' Fucknuckle

I have given this long thought, and I think that I must tell you. I deplore the scarcity of insane hatred directed at Australia's worst Subprime Minishitter ever, and I hope Xenoxnews does something to address this pathetic shortfall. I am only a lonely voice in the wilderness - Lord knows, I have tried...

All you Howard supporters are so quick to accuse "lefties" of sitting on their arses, but tell me Digger what do you do for this country aside from whine and bitch all day, and perhaps steal money off your employees? Australia IS bankrupt, not that 11 years of tyranny had anything to do with that. Oh no this occured over the past 2 months I suppose? And should I even get onto Howards' days of Treasurer? Or how about the fact we've been in a useless 6 year long war that no good has come of? Except bring the eyes of terrorists TO us.

Take some responsibility for a change.

Digger, you must mean crazy old John's massive multi-trillion dollar household debt that is destroying so many Aussies.
I hope you have noticed the latest victim of non-core John's new media laws - the Bulletin magazine has been closed down by its foreign owners. John really increased the foreign ownership of Australia, while leaving the battlers with massive debt.
Now piss-off to Iraq and do your duty for toxic John and his rich neocon buddies.

Your insane hatred of Australia's greatest ever PM is blinding you to what new PM Kruddy is doing. Soon Australia will have a bankrupt Government and it's trillion dollar economy in turmoil as Krudd and his Union bosses begin their inept management of our economy.

Pretty soon even the most hard core leftie loony will be pining for the days of John.

Digger,

Cranbourne

I will draw your attention to the pathetic condition of Aussie markets. Why would anybody buy or trade shares? Did John and Peter feed the economy Ratsak(TM) for all those long, awful years?

Dry-up Digger, you are just a pathetic wreck. I doubt John will pay any tax for real, but who cares? I'm after non-core John's blood.
BTW, have you noticed how his "prosperity" was just as false as his non-core promises?

How about you dole-bludgers and petty whining lefties repaying the rest of us hard working Australians by getting of your arse and doing a decent days work?

Digger,

Cranbourne

I would pay to see the little non-core lunatic (if he was hanging from a meat-hook, slowly twisting in the breeze.)

I'm sure we will get the usual Xenoxnews quality. Just get it out! Who cares?

It obviously hurt you more than it did me!

Don't you know? To shift a blockage, just playback a John Howard speech. Always gives me the shits anyway! Very high productivity!

Well, it is hard to win when pricks like Garrett betray us.

There is no hope for the earth.

Talking about ships- farewell port phillip bay. Another environmental disaster we can thank Garrett for. Thank you - you fucken bald headed moron.

Dumping tonnes and tonnes of toxic waste in the middle of our bay. Good one knob head.

I thought the bald one was the pinup boy for you lefty losers? He is a perfect role model: loves to spout rhetoric while actually doing nothing.

Like all-talk-no-action lefties!

Digger,
Cranbourne

Or put Garrett on it and call it The Bounty

Look what happened after non-core John and gormless Irwin started shamelessly hugging each other in public. Irwin kills himself stupidly, then his mate John throws it all away politically.
I tell you, no good can come from naming a ship after Steve Irwin. Why not name it The Flying Dutchman or the Titanic?

there's just no getting through to sub-humans such as digger and other lowlife pissweak scum like him.

I just love it when self-styled "capitalists" brag about the wealth they have "created" out of thin air. Nice conceit, but it will not save these retards from their own incompetence and idiocy.

I want to save the world but I need my computer and car and the fridge, the occasional trip on a jumbo jet, Hollywood movies and Safeway products. Will that be OK?

Interest rates and oil prices were set to rise before Rudd was elected. You think the damage Howard did is gonna be fixed over night just like that? Quit your bitchin' sure saving the whales isn't the best thing Rudd should be doing but at least he's doing something.

You greeny nutcases would have us all living in caves and chewing grass. You forget that it is capitalism's ingenuity that has created the wealth we have now and it will be capitalism that will handle any problem that 'mother nature' can throw at us.

But if you pot smoking hippies don't agree, fine. Just piss off back to your caves and stay there. Let the rest of us get on with the business of making wealth for ourselves and our children.

Graeme,

Caulfield

More heat, less water, less food, less oil, more people... Hmm, no light at the end of this tunnel, just a long, slow slide to catastrophe for a species too greedy to think beyond today

Those blubbering sooks were happy to get stuck while crazy old John was making non-core promises. Now they want sugar-daddy Rudd to save them from their greed and stupidity. Will he try to save the babies? I don't think so.

Intelligence? Has it already arrived? Must have missed noticing it. It must have been a very short visit indeed.

We can only hope that Rudd lets the John-lovers fall right into the shit trap that non-core John laid for trusting Aussies. Why should Rudd try to fix Johnnie's debt mess? Fuck them all! Try and get non-core John's tar-baby off yourselves you trusting idiots. Blaming Rudd will get you nowhere.

Guess what Digger? The stock market is crashing; and guess who is PM?

That's right, the darling of the latte sippers Kruddy. This union toy-boy is going to lose all our super because of his inept economic management.

Fuck him, fuck the whales, and fuck off lefties!

Da Cordial is in da House,
The lefties shit their pants...

Send crazy old John the bill for Iraq, and then sue him for deceptive trade practices in a class-action by all the suckers who trusted him and borrowed big because "John promised..."

A better effort than Howard's - he couldn't even save himself! Moving government debt onto the back of private citizens was his only trick (other than the filthy GST.)

They love him in Saudi Arabia!

Mom

Trev my good lad - I forgot to ask. Do you want fries and GST with your torment? Of course you will get them, even if you don't want them - stuffed up your nostrils with chilli powder. Thank you for choosing Satan. Have a good day.