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But I don't want any of that. I'd rather just sing!

Is that like an enchilada?

Bet you Australiens cain't git one of these beauties:

How could you ever do too much meth?

That stuff just gives and gives and gives....

sweet, sweet, enchalida.

Oh a sweet enchalida!

Crazy in love with sex but not getting any,

Herr Fuckmyknuckle

Ricky thinks you are a girl. Too late, I've ruined it for both of you already.

I think I'll dig into my HPL collection. Hey Captain, I hope Cthulhu shows up in one of these episodes (hint, hint). Don't let me down.

Ricky, I don't know what your definition of a "girl" is, but if you really want to see Chato, just find a picture of a 300 pounds fat Mexican grandfather with a beard (poncho is optional).
I don't normally tell people how to live their lives, but Ricky, I think you should get out more often.

last night, and woke up with a bloody ass after getting butt-raped by his crack-carazed boyfriend.

Let's Pray together: Lord? Why couldn't you have produced a more deadly strain of AIDS? Why must we suffere the rantings of Homosexual Dope-crazed rejects; listen to their sobbing crys and cowardly wimpers? Please do something about AIDS - surely you, the almighty, can make a better strain of anal infectious diseases.

Like a bitchy little girl. If you are a girl, can you post a picture of yourself?

If you have a penis and testicals, then MAN UP and start writing like a man, sissy.

I would not trust that sneaky old Norris. Reminds me of a Howard or Winston I once knew.

More like tone-deaf idiot.


If you really want to hear a queen singing why don't you listen to Vera Lynne?

Digger,

Crnabourne

i love Moz.

Yep, got him in one Ricky.

Digger,

Cranbourne

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)

testosterone deprived, anal cum vault, commie-humping, Marxist worshiping, singing man-whore?

Should have known you'd be a Morrisey fan. The whinings of that effeminate jerk would ring perfectly with the typical leftie; all woe is me and everyone else is to blame.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Lets do him and his bitch wife like they did to Mussolini and Clara Petacchi...

Strung up upside down in the town square.

When we give him a fair trial and string him up, should we break both his legs with a steel bar? Or would one compound fracture suffice?

I will start watching these overfed fairies when they spray the crowded stands with 3000 rounds a minute hot-lead death.

The Castrated Australians and English Gimps have forced their feminized brand of "war" on the world.

Women have convinced these forigen nations to settle their differences with "thugs" fighting at games of ball throwing and bat wacking. Once upon a time, the nations of the world had armies instead of thugs, and battled to the death of their enemies to secure land and resources.

WAKE UP AUSTRALIANS, you have been castrated and your women have been feeding you dope to make you think otherwise.

I wouldn't be getting too cocky. You can start talking when India have won as many World Cups and test matches the aussie team have.

One thing though, Australia loses it's greatest ever PM and then the cricket team starts to lose. Coincidence? I think not. Just a another sign of Kruddy's effect on Australia.

Digger,
Cranbourne

In getting my own bloodthirsty hands on the bastard so I can sleep easy knowing I've done the right thing.

as Morrissey says, "i am still right here where i always was so one day if you're bored by all means call me because you can do but you might not get to honey".

the toerag Digger has abandoned his fuckwit mates. you can tell. he spends more time talking about the crappy ALP than he does about the rotten as ciggarette stained teeth Liberals. i reckon he loves Kruddy Kevin.

the vile little squib has gone all mute on us. maybe he's gone and done a harold holt. that would be good. don't expect me to go looking for the prick if that's what he's done.

yeah deregister the putrid scummy rabble. put them out of existence forever.

But John, YOUR glorious nation is neo-con USA! And wasn't Australia's internal and external affairs run by neo-Liberal think-tanks in Washington over all those terrible years?

A fine mess he left for Rudd to carry the can for. But isn't that always the crappy Liberal way?
7% is more than any of crazy old John's filth deserve. Just deregister the party.

7%? That's as high as Stalin's approval rating at the end of '41; yet within a few years it was sky high. All nelson needs is for someone to invade Australia.

It might be there now but after another 100 days of Krudd and his union mates wrecking our economy (interest rates up again!) it'll be Labor who will be on the nose.

Digger,

Cranbourne

I thought we lost you when The Cure came round again...

Digger,
Cranbourne

Too many retards on the planet. We certainly need to further reduce their life spans.

Shoot them?

time to disarm the police and arm the atheists i reckon.

oh, and what a lovely time was had by all!!! yay!!!

Them Germans knew how to solve that homsexual problem. Done curred Europe of it, now it's popping up in the Americans and Australia as a record epediemic.

Go naked, but paint yourself in cammo.

Gays deserve some pity, but not too much. Check out how gays in San Francisco are incubating a near-incurable new strain of MRSA in their arses. How long before it breaks into the straight community? Not impressed by all their leaping and gyrating in the streets anyway.

Coz they get me sex than me!

herr Fudgedbrain

to post your Youtube video before you go on your rampage.

A bit of a cliff-hanger. Phil Marlowe? Seems more like Phil Ruddock.

Agreed.

Ricky, thanks for the tip. I will hunt down a tripod mount as soon as I can.
Wooooooo-eeeee - They will be impressed. Apocalypse Now!
Hey Ricky, should I wear my military camo gear, or dress casual? I might get on TV...

Shit yeah you fucking wanker, Laborite is spot on. Bill Shorten even saved them miners. Viva la France!

Here, I'll try to post a picture of the proper way to mount one - then just hoist it up into the bed of your truck. Aint' nothin to it.

Ricky, I did not realize how big and heavy a minigun can be. I just got my mail-order beauty, and I was feeling really good until I unpacked it - it looked small in the catalog! Could you please kindly supply some information on how to mount a minigun on a pickup truck? I am determined to impress my old college with a show of minigun firepower. I feel real funny on this new medication - sort of uncaring and wild. I'm sure you know what I mean Ricky...

You forgot Kevvie's major achievement - flushing the little turd who conned us all. Bad luck suckholes, Johnny is not coming back.
The Labor Party owes crazy old John a lot for destroying his own insane party of neo-daleks.

Spot on Digger. That bumbling Rudd has only been in the job for a few months and yet he has the nerve to write a book about his 'achievements'!

What achievements? If he means higher interest rates and more crime then he is spot on. If he is raving on about the idiotic apology or Kyoto Protocol then he can stick it.