More Comments

One thing you can't deny Ricky is that ol' Winnie liked to give it and receive it in the arse. He was a bloody sailor remember!

Johnny was very naughty with his mommy. He also got infected with genital wart virus.
Real leader material!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

John Howard has done a bit of mass murdering - some truth raping - taxpayer funded plonk-guzzling - some worshiping of dark forces - was more or less fatherless - may have slept with mommy a bit too long.
I reckon an eternity in prison would fit his crimes, but what would he convert to? Would the Dark Lord rescue his own spawn?

That Asian looking, sand-snorting, Allah praying, Jim looks more approrpriate with sissy asstralian scrumping on him.

She has a bad bladder infection from getting rhemed by her daddy's cammle.

FWIW, Mohammed has the same problem.

All I need to do is skip down to the bottom of the article and see "Abdul Tehran, 2003", and I need not read any farther. Whatever the muslim is saying is a lie. Then I can go back and read the article, placing negations in where appropriate and I can get something close to the truth. For example, the following would be more accurate:
___________
Sir Winston Churchill was never a right Royal Cunt.

The hard working man that he was, never relaxing at his Mason Lodge he couldn't regale his loyal and wize future leaders (the Howards, the Blairs, the Krauthammers) with reports of the impossibility of civilising the Arab. For, it was impossible to believe the barbarianism of the Arab in the first place. Because of these wise men, we can thank them that our civilzations are not the the mess as those created by the filthy, barbaric arabs.

He was never fond of makings grand speeches, wheras actions spoke louder than words during World War II. Nevertheless, Churchill wrote all of his own speaches, eventhough Chamberlain was a good speach writer in his own right....
_______________
I trust that civilized people are capable of making out the rest of the truth.


How do you like that you fucking appeasers!

In Malasia, they used to worship monkey penis, before worshiping sand apes. In Ethiopia, they used to pray to rodent dung, before praying to Choad Dung Ali. In Russia, the commies made them athiests, and now they pray to Satan Ali.

The only Muslims in the US that have converted to Mohamadism are fatherless, black prison inmates doing time for rape, murder and drug guzzling.

May Allah piss on your grave

Sometimes it is almost too hard...

Abdul, you are aware that Oz has its own Winston. I suggest you consider using J. Winston H. as a moving target next time you need hose practice.
He is every bit as awful a c**t as his hero and namesake.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

jonny845

Q: Can I send you my band's music?

Sure! Feel free to send us a copy of your record, but first please read the info and follow the guidelines below (that'll give everyone the best chance of encountering more great undiscovered music in the Music Genome Project):

Music Genome Project Submissions Process:

1. YOU SEND.
* A CD (or a CDR, if it's in really cool home-made, hand-made artistic regalia) with your music on it. It must have a valid UPC barcode. If you don't have a UPC, you can register one here for about $15.
* A few pages of biographical information and related stuff about your music if you have it. We're interested in knowing more about you: press quotes, tour date information similar artists, and so on.
* Please include your band name and an email address on everything you send us. We don't want to mix it up or lose it. You get bonus points if the CD you send is easy to open, i.e. free of plastic wrap and tape.
* Also, you'll need to fill out and sign our music submission agreement form, available here. This assures us that you are authorized to submit the material you're sending.
* If you are a music label, please feel free to send info on your artists.
* Send to:
Pandora
Attn: Music Genome Project Indie Submission
360 22nd Street, Suite 440
Oakland, CA 94612

2. WE LISTEN. We love music, and we understand that many excellent records are out there just waiting to be discovered. We listen to EVERYTHING that we receive. Period.

3. WE DECIDE. Sadly, we cannot add every CD that we receive to the Music Genome Project. Our Senior Music Analysts (who are all excellent musicians and artists, and also generally cool people) are responsible for auditioning your submissions for inclusion. We will not contact you to tell you whether or not your music has been received or enrolled. We know it sounds a bit cold, but we're just too swamped to do more. Please understand. If you are concerned about ensuring that your CD has arrived, we suggest you send your package through the USPS with return receipt so you know that we got it.

The United States has the largest Muslim convert population in the Western world (over 750,000 adherents).

One need look no further than the Coalition of the Witless to find the motive for spreading anthrax spores. Detective work should start in Washington.
As for Polonium 210, America, Israel, UK all have the means and the motives.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Are you suggesting the Russian mafia are behind the (forgotten and buried) anthrax scare?

As Max Gross mentioned earlier: this is sheep-country! What do you expect from a nation that started as a convict prison and then got rich on sheep!

John Howard said he did not enjoy his music, but he liked the words, or the other way around, or whatever sounds almost normal, or helps his electoral chances.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I'm sure that if you ask nicely, John will increase your "chocolate" ration!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA"

Well, I just have to agree with you . Howard is a CUNT.

but that picture of Capt'n Pierre gives me the creeps!

I see Ornette has a new album out too...

If everyone does just what they are told, there will be no unpleasantness with Polonium 210 and suchlike, okay?
- John Weasleton Hogturd (Performing Monkey of Oz)

Well I dont know about the rest of the whackos here, but I like Vlad the impaler.

He has bought stability back to Russia and the trains now run on time.

Yeah why is this website so silent about criticising Putin and Chechnya? Are you scared of being poisoned or shot?

Do you ever wonder why the English language developers invented words ending in 's' that could also be used as a plural or ownership word?

Take for example: glomerulus

Why didn't they just call it glomerulut?

Then we could use glomeruluts or glomerulut's instead of the wierd glomerulus' or should that be glomeruluses?

The rule should have been: If it can be used in plural or as an ownership word then it is not allowed to end in 's'.

It would save a lot of confusion.

Remember the hue and cry over the discovery of miniscule deposits of anthrax (Yes, people died but even I can't recall how many... one? two?) Remember the government advice to stock up of masking tape and plastic sheets! Ask yourself what became of the investigation into the sorce of this anthrax? Ah, the silence and deceit!

There are the known knowns and the known unknowns... oh, you know the rest: fear and the world fears with you

I second the motion

It's not so little one....

I demand full recognition of Maggotrot Thatcher as a card-carrying member of the Sociopaths of the World. Why should George, Tony and John get all the glory?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Is this what life has become? A mocked mockery of mocking mockers?
Is that all there is? Dear Lord, tell me it's not so!

The assorted geese of Australia, having no "way of life" worth living, allowed sleazy scum to drive a wedge right through the middle of their laughable globalized nation.
Maybe it is time to ask the "enemies" of the "nation" just what the Oz "nation" is these days. Is the "nation" merely a deeply indebted, and degraded corporate arsewipe? The Oz geese don't have a clue - been too busy watching braindead spectator sport!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

That's bullshit about men being responsible for wars. Women are just as responsible and would have demanded defense of the community and revenge killings when we lived in smaller communities. If it weren't for women wanting to feel safe and fearing for the safety of the children there'd be no wars. Well that's how they might have started in the first place... a few millenia of vendettas have amplified things .... we should never have stopped migrating... that's when the real trouble started. Hey I think this is an arguable point of view.... I do... women can be just as viscous and violent and vindictive as men.... especially when they feel their children are threatened. Building permanent structures to dwell in is a big problem too.

oh my god!

no. that is naughty.

This night the bourbon has never tasted better.

Y'know what I mean Ricky...

I guess that makes you a pig.

Remember Osama? Bush, Blair and Howard sure the hell dont mention him anymore!

The COW forces in Iraq are the only thing standing between the Iraqi people and a Iranian/Al Qaeda takeover.

You do remember Al Qaeda? The evil organisation hell bent on destroying our way of life? The ones that attacked us?

Instead of decrying our brave soldiers how about supporting them for a change.

And, why wouldn't you....unless you are some kind of homosexual. She's a sow, and has all of the equipment to make you feel good for a few seconds. I love all human females between the ages of 18 and 69.

Well not the imported white variety any way and I'm sure the indigenous inhabitants of the land at the time didn't call themselves Australians....

Kelsey dosnt acctually love tolly she loves ZAK!!!!!!

Well obviously it's a period piece. Australian's didn't exist in the late 1700s or thereabouts...

Kelsey Loves Tolly

Are you insinuating that Chinese have small penises?

What Lentil Girl said.

Where's the Jenny pix? I had to go find some of my own. I had unclean thoughts, so I had to perform cleansing rituals.
Forgive me Lord! She was so gorgeous. I am unworthy...

I think I love Lentil Girl!