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When the cat's away...
- Mouse1

The editor is on holiday and I've sort of filling in till he gets back....

Any pics of cheese on stale bread?

- Mouse1

We have many many many tacky images I'll have you know.

what's your broblem with iranian regime and country , you you 've double faces in a way you encourage the sionists in palestine they kill every day palestine peopele they consider them like animals .else usa ,uk, france and other countries of this world which sing to us the song of démocracy there history tells to us that they 're a criminals with prouve they killed peopel in vietnam, algeria, india,egypt,panama,iraq,afganistan,......etc they stole all their richesse they don't like to our countries to be developed to know any thing of science it's the reality that we know .about iran i'll tell one thing u can't do any thing to it 'cos it's a free country with a strong people they develope there contry with a big will they get the developement of there coutry with there arms and mindes they 've technology the young scientists of iran get the technology and u can't do any thing fro them .else bleive me if u think to make war with them they will distroy your armies ok bay bay israel ! !?

CUNTS! (You know who they are)
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

You should recite this at the next street poets gathering....

I once suck into the PM's department and chewed on a bit of policy. I was lucky to only take a nibble, but that nearly killed me!
If I'd had more I would have been fucked!
- Mouse2

A bit of stale old database, a few tacky images here and there - that's all.
- Mouse1

Haven't noticed him. No cats either. Anything to eat round here?
- Mouse2

Has Mickey shown up yet?
- Mouse1

He IS different! A bloody fake! Hey Mickey, get back to Disneyland!
- Mouse1

Hey! you look different!
- Mouse2

Puss Puss? Still nothing!

--Mouse1

Agitprop, the voices of justice and moderation have spoken - according to Gerard Henderson. I guess we just "don't get it".
But then again, the enthusiasts may change their tune if they had to pay the bill themselves!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Back to the good old days of White Australia, the yellow peril and reds Under The Bed. Johnny, you fucken cane toad, there would be NO Aussie "culture" without the 'other" you so obviously fucken despise!

In the great tradition of corporate America's best example of capitalism at work, the Mafia, the Busheviks have silenced the chief witness to their fucken crimes against humanity in Iraq and Iran. Only a complete fucken idiot or Bush himself (same fucken thing!) will think Saddass's execution will stop the looming global catastrofuck the Yanks' have started. We are all fucked!

Please yourself! It still beats eating Ratsak!
- Mouse1

I'm fucked if I'm gonna gnaw on this crap stuff again. I spewed my guts out last time! Some bloody party!
- Mouse2

Puss, puss! Nothing!
I reckon they're all pissed and stoned again!
- Mouse1

I am very worried about the disturbing thoughts and images I see here!
I will pray for your souls!
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

REDNECK SEWAGE REPORT
How yo' pathetic dullards will he'p pore Africans t'git a feed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
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Th' art of charity may be inlightened se'f-interest says John-Boy, th' plucky li'l Oz nashunal thin'. Market fo'ces haf responded t'th' Oz appetite fo' brown an' yeller water, as anaemic clear water falls fum favour wif th' robopathic cornsoomrs.
Soon by th' magic of increased charges fo' water services, Ostrichlians will be able t'have sech delicacies as ebola virus an' exotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivahed wif solids, direckly fum th' povahty-stricken arse of a member of th' dark races fum th' ho'n of africa.
Th' privatized water service will supply a native posed as a tasteful fittin' thet will hang th' arse ovah th' typical middle-class kitchen sink. Shet mah mouth! Not only will recycled water be available fum th' lucky fittin' but it will happily cornsoom kitchen scraps an' similar household rubbish.
Th' prime nashunal John-Boy thin' has been nominated fo' all prominent hoominitarian awards by a mighty grateful, retarded public.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

De art uh charity may be enlightened self-interest says John, de plucky little Oz nashunal wahtahmellun. Market fo'ces gots' responded t'de Oz appetite fo' brown and yellow booze, as anaemic clear booze falls fum favour wid de robopadic consumers. Soon by de magic uh increased charges fo' booze services, Ostrichlians gots'ta be able t'gots' such delicacies as ebola virus and 'esotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivered wid solids, directly fum de poverty-stricken arse uh a member of de dark races fum de ho'n uh africa. Sheeeiit. De privatized booze service gots'ta sdownply some native posed as some tasteful fittin' dat gots'ta hang de arse ova' de typical middle-class kitchen sink. Not only gots'ta recycled booze be available fum de lucky fittin' but it gots'ta happily consume kitchen scraps and similar cribhold rubbish. De prime nashunal Raz'tus din' gots'ta been nominated fo' all prominent humanitarian awards by some very grateful, retarded public. .oOo.

Bar's closed then... you'll have to wait for the morning or you can get some take away.....

But, what about the hour after that?
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

The final hour is when the barman shouts "Last drinks".

I've already spewed my heart out! I have the dry heaves now!
Fuck this new year party shit!
- Mouse2

Christ, I feel sick! This database is full of indigestible crap!
- Mouse1

mices

Let's get stuck into eating this bloody database. They will be so hung-over tomorrow that they won't know their arses from holes in the ground!
- Mouse1

Jesus! I don't know - this is SPOOKY! This place is bloody empty. Listen to the echoes, echoes, echoes...
- Mouse2

Hey, I think the cats have all gone
off to get pissed or something!
Hello pussy cats, where are you?
- Mouse1

Faced his executioneers bravely; last words: "I'll see you in hell soon George!"

I must apologise for my brother, Patriot. We all call him suckhole at home. He's a disgrace to the family.

Are you the Horn of Africa? Sister Mary wanted me to ask you, as she finds everything very confusing outside of the convent.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Oz has a spare war criminal. Any offers?
*CAPTAIN LATTE*

I would rather be a latte-sipper than an arse-licking suckhole any day!
Speaking of suckholes, why was Australia dishonored? I want the Oz war criminal strung up!
He is as vindictive, bloodstained, and corrupt as any.
*CAPTAIN LATTE*

Well I suppose there ain't much hope for this campaign anymore.

Peace! Peace! Remember the choi that bambino Cheesus brought to ze vorld! Choi to ze vorld! Cheesus is my Fuhrer!
- Your Pope

The Russians did it. The Chinese did it. The Cubans did it. The Iranians did it. Now it is your turn!
Take to the streets! Down with The Csar! Down with The Shah! Impale them! Impale them! Pop the Pope!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

So Wilhelm it is true; Macbeth's author was a member of the master race!

"One protester called him a war criminal. That's silly." NO, THAT'S NOT SILLY, THAT'S SPOT ON! AS A CHIEF INSTIGATOR OF THIS HISTORIC U.S. DEBACLE & GLOBAL RATFUCK, OLD WOLFY IS AN ACCOMPLICE TO WAR CRIMES COMMITTED BY HIS GOOD BUDDIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. CHRIST ONLY KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE HE IS DOING TO THIRD WORLD NATIONS IN HIS CUSHY WORLD BANK ROLE!

As scatalogical rants go, this one aint half bad...

why didnt they attack saddam before Sept 11 2001? He had all those WMDs then didnt he?

Saddam was no threat to any nation on Sept 10 2001.

The Government of USA thinks it has right to invade countries and make it like themselves. Only ignorant would want to live in the land of the braindead! The country of boasting morons who are the greatest spongers on the earth.

Hmmm... that has been the policy of NATO since 1948. one does not need to wait when the missles are being prepared to be fired to begin firing back. Except when it comes to the USA according to the original author because the citizens of the USA are less equal than other people in this world according to the original author.

Or has never read any unbiased history. I love that we both supported Saddam while concurrently had sanctions. Brilliant example of poor thinking and lack of historical knowledge. Another example... durinmg the 60's and 70's Iraq was the USSR's closest mideast partner. Look it up in any unbiased history or read some old newspapers from Iraq from that period. The chemical weapons came from the USSR as well.

Intellectual honesty? Pull the other one! I haven't seen much of that from our top social and economic engineers. Even when they tell the "truth" they're lying!
Fuck them all. They fuck everyone and then they "move on".
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I know, but that's no excuse!
- Fine Furry Freak

I'm talking about "Sheik yer Booty"...