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You can squash me Harry! Oh...tee hee, and you too fritz with your little pinkelwurst! Lorraine and Alsace send me PM!

EVA

Hey Harry dont forget Alsace and Lorraine. why should us Germans be squashed?

Fritz

Yeh c'mon Prof. Let us know where you scored.
I'm dying for some of that mind blowing action...

Neil @ Nimbin

Thank you for the report Professor, but for a scientist that is very little information.

What was this red pill purported to contain?
What name was given it?
Where did you obtain said pill?
Who did you purchase it from? (please include contact phone number)

Does your mummy know you're using the internet?

I always thought heart barm was much better than cleo.

Trevor

when you reach over twenty, you start to do other things with your old fella. be it red haird boys or cleo herself, i guess you don't mind either.

I think Pervis has turned into a beanstalk!

Anything yet?

ahh, to be a 20 year old!

gee whiz, doesn't that sound like fun. for a 20 year old.

Its like the electric atmosphere that you move through

which is? The end of the world???

so, it seems like everyone's following the prophecy?

Crappy 65th birthday Prime Minister! I didn't know disease-carrying rodents like you could live that bloody long!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Iran will stop "supporting terror" when Israel does!

Hey Tom 3 years later its even worse....
what a limp dicked wonderland we live in.

yo flimmy im in tears reading this shit...
wot a great aussie imagination!

is that like the stuff on the end of me knob???

Curious
Rooty Hill

Didn't Muhammed have one of those human shredder machines?

When will the USA stop supporting terror states like Pakistan, Russia, China and Israel?

Why not make Muhammed Ali King of Iraq?
His Muslim and everybody loves him.

John H.
Canberra

Didn't Mike Tyson convert to Islam?

There's my candidate. Mike Tyson for new president of Iraq! Sounds perfect. All those in favour? Against? Jihad Mike!

Its amazing in it. First Afghanistan was to blame for September Eleven, then Iraq, now its Iran. Who's next?

Mindboggled

Totally agree Mr Patriot. We should hit 'em hard now; start by bombing their nuclear wepaon facilities.

Mr A. Sharon
East Caulfield

How long is a light year? What about a heavy one?

I took my first flight tonight It was majestic overload like a fantabulous heart ache somewhat like a burp gun fart attack rat a tat rat a tatat atack belch first flight rocket ship launch if only I could have pressed it back hard enough on my missus volumous thigh like my friend who told me he got a blurt from farting on his missus leg

Is this a related article?

Screwing Old Women

Stay off the piss Tom. It's sending you batty.
Freedom for Iraqis is the single greatest advance in the war on terror. Seeing the freedom they enjoy in Iraq is what is causing Osama to send his legions into Iraq. Only by destroying them will we make Iraq (and the rest of the world) free.

Patriot

If you're old and ugly you don't stand a chance. if you're young and full of cum, then it's a breeze.

bottom line: the world was lied to by bush and co.

Hey you lousy Goyim, we might stink but at least we don't have a drippy filthy piece of skin hanging off our old fellas!

Rabbi Dershowitz

they were pretty stupid. they shouldve just asked lil Johnny. Im sure this great protector of national soverignity wouldve given them a couple of passports.

If you are the Real Steve I'd believe you. ie are you Dancing Jones????

Word on the South Island is that they were going to do the job properly on Gandalf.

Steve

And just what were those 2 Israeli chaps convicted in New Zealand on charges relating to a fraudulent attempt to obtain a NZ passport actually UP TO?

The Kiwi PM reckons they were acting were acting on behalf of Israel’s intelligence services.

Israeli agents caught in an unsuccessful assassination attempt in Jordan in 1997 were found to be carrying fraudulent Canadian passports.

Ah, Mossad, such busy little bees, buzzing around the world!

Don't you love theway the pro-war story has slyly shifted from definite proof, to murky intelligence, to flawed intelligence, to "mistake". The plain fact remains: it was US policy to invade Iraq, no matter what. The US, UK, and Oz governments ignored all intelligence that contradicted this already decided upon course of action. Bush, Blair and Howard not only tried to decieve us, they LIED, and people died. And continue to die. VOTE THE CUNTS OUT!

Pork-barrels AND porkies?! Our honest, kindly, sympathetic old PM would NEVER EVER lie! After all, just look back on his honourable record:

http://www.johnhowardlies.com/

Well fuck it. I'm gunna go for it. Not getting anything anywhere else.
Next time we're at the bus stop; I'll make the move that'll have Granny holding my Banany!

Cheers
trev

pa thanks for the support guys

Doesn't matter who you vote for ... a politician will always get in.

The same has happened here in Australia and the UK: blame the spy agencies for critical information you asked them not to give!

In the immortal words of Frank from Blue Velvet:
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
Now just pass me the oxygen....

guess your blue balls are getting to you?

Surprise! It is a behavioural phenomenon as well as a law of physics that the use of force always causes an equal amount of resistance.

There are many forms of "evil" - that word President Bush so enjoys using. Saddam Hussein represents one form of evil. Bush - and his rather pathetic fawning lackey John Howard - represent another.

You'll find out soon enough, sonny jim!

I hear you can get porno of 100 year olds at it. Is this true?

Interested
Berwick

Whether you can get her wet mate; good luck

Gene

Not rant, but fact. The lunatics have taken over the asylum. Fuckemall.

Verily, 'tis true! They ARE all cunts out there, forsooth!
- Henry of Monmouth