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Reading this and I can't help thinking about ASPI. Surely that Sheltered Home of China bed-wetters was created at this spook lovefest. I bet all the characters that run that dump were there too.

Just cant believe that PM Sharon's arse couldn't break the deadlock. He was such a man among men! I mean look at all the death and destruction he left behind; all for the Greater Israel.
Surely somewhere in his colon was the promise of peace?

We can do it a 60

@Little Nate, ASPIY'all ain't woke up from nothing!!!  Ware is yer guns?  WARE IS YER GUNS???  Y'all is a bunch of fool-follow'n stooges who done gave up all yer gooberment fight'n arms fer 'n Aussie anal-fist'n 'n a gooberment herpes special blowjob.

@RicardovitzOnly 13 years ago, but seem the Aussies have woken up Ricky!

A reckoning.

@Tatty OldbitAll Aussies must fight to the last Taiwanese to ensure that the genocide in the Xinjiang work for the dole concentration camps doesnt happen and Pres Biden remains number 1.

It is that simple.

f it comes to a shooting war with China, Pez and Obergruppenfuhrer Kartoffelpuffer should be in the front line, preferably strapped to a nuclear missile a-la “Dr Strangelove“.  NICE.

Old Scomo... He is a bit of a rascal! Shoehorned into his safe seat and now running Australia like it was a Real Estate Agency. Well in these crazy times I suppose it's the best Aussies could hope for. A second rate nation, with a second rate leader.

Pity though that we have pissed off the only buyer who might want this dump of a place!

You tain't never been ta no Warwoman Dell Baptism, I reckon.  We git it on right special - it'll pluck yer feathers 'n perty-up yer liver.  Ain't a dern thang laughable 'bout it.  I seen thar Lord work one over in mysterious ways.  Yessiree, boy, I sure as a pile 'o poo on a jew have.

@RicardovitzListen my dear chap, I have been smothered in cognac, cunt, and cocaine for my 'baptism'. Why on earth would I want to be dunked in some filthy stream to become a member of the religion of the slaves?

It is laughable.

Come on down here, Asshole Crowley, 'n I'm gonna Baptize you 'n git you right with thar Lord again. 

Fuck those born again christian numbnuts. They are a curse on our world.

I used to be in the Brethren so I know...

Y'all cain't all be drink'n spirits from Cans! Thar tain't 'nuff motell rooms in Cans fer all thar spirit-drink'n Aussies 'n' Abos.  I recken thar be lots of film festivelers sipp'n lattes 'n fruity umbrella drinks 'n whatnot over thar. 

The future has arrived https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr/23/climate-crisis-has-shifted-the-earths-axis-study-shows

How far into the future?

We drink our lager from cans, not jars. And we don't fuck our sisters either.

Seems there is some differences between us.

Pints is fer sissy socialist queers.  We drink from mason-dixon jars. Dern't the Soviet Onion invet pints, metric, killergrams 'n other nefarious whatnot?

Back to the matters at hand...

Love to have a pint with the Queen Mum. Sucking piss and to the rest of the Commonwealth we diss.

Another hidden classic

I git me a stainless steel Bible - good fer thump'n Homosexuals on thar head until they git right with God.

@RicardovitzFuck u hillbilly. And you can take your bible and stick it up your shit encrusted arse.

You sound 'bout like a A-1 cunny-hate'n homosexual.  A sextarded dummy who thinks a gal's cunny is fer cook'n 'n not fornicat'n.  Ware you come from, Chester?  East Assfucknstan?  Lord, please fergive me if'n you find any word's not tar yer lik'n in my writ'en.  But, when you send these here homosexuals at me want'n tar boil a woman's private parts cuz he perfers a man's shit-shooter, well, You is really challeng'n me.  Lord, you mak'n me feel like Job - I love You even with this here cra-cra, meth-smok'in wakos all 'round!!!

Stuff all the cunts into a bag and dump them into boiling water. Yeh that sounds a-bout fucking right!

Could we have an English Breakfast Roya Family? That would be my cuppa tea.

@RicardovitzSissy? What sort of numbknucle name is that? Is that what you call her when you diddlin'? Or is it your mama that springs to your perverted hillbilly mind?

Dern't worry none 'bout Sissy.  She got her lippy on 'n is work'n my pick'n engineers like a rabid bitch on a basket of mice. Bless her soul.  Thar strong shall survive; the weak 'll become hog-slop.

@RicardovitzReally Ricky? Have you told your sister about this? Because I would think she has ownership on that little peashooter of yours.

I am all 'bout the Lord's Word.  But, if'n thar Lord wants me ta be King 'o England, 'n I got ta fornicate with Lizzy, well, I'm gonna make that pecker stand at attention 'n poke 'er right in that 'ol pussy.  I'll do it fer y'all.  I'm gonna kill them Commies with my luv.

@RicardovitzWell Ricky I never! I thought you were a true follower of God's word.

And besides, who would want to fornicate with an Anglican...

I'll fornicate with Liz like a wild boar on a dirty sow's vag-hole, if'n she 'll make me King.  Vote for Ricardovitz - King of England  'n sow fornicator FER THAR PEOPLE!!!

Phil is dead can we go straight to Willie as King then? Wouldn't it be lovely to have this Modern Man as the leader of the free world? And not his decrepit and perverted brother?

Willie can put the world to its rights.

I see yer King Philip is in fer the big Dirt Nap. Lost his balls a century ago.  You think thar Queen 'll have the dickless 'n sackless king 'o England stuffed and placed on her farplace mantel?

@Randolf Hearse Off with all their fucking heads. And turn Buckingham Palace into a refuge for the homeless.

"You know what they call them on Deeside?'' The wee man in the Glasgow pub thrust his face closer to mine. "The Germans, that's what they call them, the Germans.''
The 1914-18 war changed everything. Germany and things German, once admired, were now anathema. Dachshunds were stoned in the streets and George V decided that the family name was now an embarrassment. 
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/how-royal-family-shook-their-german-roots-7907498.html

Liberal???  I reckon Aw's a li'll rough on the Beaver last night. Everthang was all quiet 'n peaceful-like.  Jest a Lord-blessed night.  Then, I smelt a beaver pelt in my future. Waited quietly, the old Osage tree.  Waited.....waited....waited.  She was near alright.  Waited.....waited......waited....thar she was in all her glory.   I had my boot-knife handy 'n razor sharped. Then, with a long forward thrust 'n a flick-o-the-wrist slash, blood was squirt'n 'n I heard the most Gawd-awful noise fer a few seconds.  Then it was done - I had my beautiful li'll beaver pelt - all fer me 'n nowone else. Made a bloody mess of it, but she cleaned up right fine.

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She a bit liberal though Ricky, don't you think?

Hey, boy, thar ain't no queers north of Blacklanta. All them monkeys you is anal-fornicate'n git the AIDS 'n dern't never leave theys monkey-pens.  But, if'n you must know who The Queen of Appalachia (N. Georgia) is, I'm a here ta tell you....Dolly Parton.  She's a turn'n 70-someth'n, 'n 'll run rings 'round Queen Elton.

@RicardovitzOh Elton is our Queen? Sounds delightful!

And who then is the Queen of your Green Land of Georgia my good man? Would it be some dress wearing fairy from Atlanta? Or perhaps a toga clad intellectual flit from Athens GA?
Whoever it is I bet they are big and strong, and like a poke in the bum as most good white men of the South do. And I should know as I have poked a few thete on my visits. Even in Clayton, Georgia.

Elton John is yer Queen 'o England.  Is thar an Abo Queen 'o Australia?  I reckon thar ain't. Why thar ain't? Cuz we dern't need no stink'n queens in The Land 'O Thar South!!!  England is fer Queens, so Aussie Land 'll donate all its Queens to England.  This is fer ta spread the AIDS to all them swarthy Pakis 'n foreigners in England.

@True BelieverDunno about a Queen but a few years ago we had a [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity-tales/2544-blank-66483352]Princess[/url]

Why can't we have an Aussie Queen? Wouldn't it be lovely! Could put their Palace in Rooty Hill; make them the real Monarch of the Masses.

Perhaps when ScoMo gets the boot his Jenny could take on the job? She could Knight Aussie Heroes in their Hillsong Church! What a wonderful story for all us Aussies it would be.

How about one on sticks? You know, their heads on sticks after they have been chopped off.

I reckon that would go down well with the punters.

I done tol y'all I git a few Aussie bucks with that thar perty gal's mug on it.  Alls I gotta do is tape in on the back of one of them ugly harlots work'n my fields 'fore she gits in the barrel bath.  Dern't take me much time tat all tar finish my business, 'n peel that Aussie buck off 'er back after.

I reckon the whole Prince Harry and the missus blow up is just a stunt. Give them time, there will be a reconcilliation and the press will love them again. The youtube show will probably be hosted by Piers

@RicardovitzOh she is a looker alright. Here she is just about to flash the gash...

https://www.xenoxnews.com/images/stories/article_photos/queen_liz.jpg



She might be in need of some company soon seeing her Husband is about to be pushing up daisies. Why don't you hop on plane and start camping outside of Buckingham Palace Ricky? You could get lucky.

I'm a gonna tell y'all what you is gonna do.  Nothi'n.  Yer gonna do NOTHI'N!  See, boys 'n girls, I dern't need no 'lectricity to git 'long. Got crops.  Got livestock.  Got fire. Got water.  Got still down by the stream to make me some spirit-money!  Spirit-money 's worth a heap more than that thar Aussi toilet paper y'all be spend'n.  Well, that gal you git on the $1 Aussie-buck she ain't hard on the eyes, 'n I might keep 'er around.  But the rest of that funny-money taint worth nothin.

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@Quiet Australian And when the lights dont switch on? What you gunna do then Quiet one?

My head is looking like that bald bird. I blame the following (in no particular order):
1. God
2. My mother
3. Mr Cohen
4. The Horn. Oh! Won't it ever go away!
5. The Australian education system.
6. Anarchists

@RicardovitzWe Aussies don't need guns. If you have a go, we'll fucking nut ya!