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Queensland on the front line now. They need God, guns, and guts! Terminate any resistance. This is a war. And like all our wars, it will only end in Victory!

@PatriotThey free yet?

Think Max is right. That prick is just lurking in the background. Could see him knifing that marshmallow ScoMo and taking over. What a nightmare that would be.

I'd cut off his jib alright!

@AnonymousHas the Ukraine ever not been in a mess? Split it down the middle; half to Poland the other half to Russia. That'll sort them out.

I like that Commander Dutton. I like the cut of his jib. If anyone can lead Aussies to the promised land, then I reckon it is him.

One day later: 112 new cases. Going UP! 

Something is better than nothing. I'll take it!

20 years 'n I'm a jest gettin starded.  One 'o these days, I'm gonna be thar Prime Minister of Australia.  Yessiree - all y'all gotta do is vote fer Ricardovitz.  Free Drugs fer the Drug addicts - 'n right powerful drugs too.  Whe n you depart this World, Ricardovitz is gonna make sure y'all Dopers git the ride of yer life.  Yer Brains 'll be on fire bathed in the serine senastions of dandalions 'nm poppies.  I'm gonna do great thangs. Yessiree!!!

Coming up to 20 years now...

Yessiree, inhanced jabs keep them workers 'o mine work'n hard 'n commin back fer more.   My paps learnt me that folks is slaves ta thar own vice.  Them yankees may of freed them Negros, but Negros love tickl'n thar brains with Crank'n Coolaid. I'm jest happy to oblige.

It seems Prof Williams has seen the future with his enhanced XenoxVac, for as the latest COVID data is showing, we will be needing regular shots of new vaccine formulations. And what better way to get the hoi polloi on board then by adding a few extra mind altering ingredients with each shot.

I would be patenting this idea soon Prof, because you can bet the Pharma behemoths will be eyeing it off for their new jabs.

Shit, this is exactly what that fuckwit Aussie PM ScoMo needs. He could solve the COVID problem in one fell swoop if he could get Prof Williams' smack-laden Vaccine into the arms of dinki-di Aussies.

Straight as thar edge of my Bowie Knife - that's how paps told me ta be, 'n thats how I am.  Dern't need none of yer Devil-Breath, Devil-Dust or Devil-lettice.  Lord tells folks ya can drink His wine, 'n that's all ya git. Everthang else come from the Devil!!!

@RicardovitzChrist Ricky. You are a straight edged loser. Your mind is shrinkwrapped in that idiot book your mommy made you read as a child.

Get on the leaf. Get on the pipe. Eat the 'shroom. Expand your horizons. These things were placed on our earth to enlarge our consciousness beyond the tiny good&evil you Christian fuckwits want to lock us in.

Y'all Dopers 'n Drug Addicts is gonna burn in thar files of Hell.  Start out with the Devil's Lettace, 'n move 'long to that thar glass pipe with the Devil's hot breath in it.  Dern't need ta wait ta burn in Hell, just puff on the glass pipe 'n you is already thar.

Hello? What about the pain ensuing? Not a very good look.

@Ricardovitz
I dealt with China 13 years ago. Can read my prophetic prognosis here:

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Nothing about dead Reds or bullseyes. Just clear level headed analysis after a Hookah or two.
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Red is Dead.  China is gowin down down down.  Xi Jinping git a bullsey on his head 'n a laser-beam burnin a dot in it.  Thar South Shall Rise 'n we're takin'in Aussiland with us fer to put the big hurt on Xi Jinping's China. Yessiree I see Nukes a fly'n!!!

@RicardovitzHell yeh! That'll stop the Red revolution. A bunch of know-nothing Senators voted to ban something they don't know-nothing about! Keep up the good fight Ricky.



Dickhead.

Xi Jinping's "Critical Race Theory" Banned In Australia.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, thar fair minded Aussie Senate voted Monday fer bann'n  Marxist Critical Race Theory from classrooms Down Under.  This here be a big 'ol disappointment to fat Xi Jinping.  He so fat, Kim Fatty make fun of him.  Anywho, 30 smarty-smart Aussies said "HELL NO" to the Commies.  But, 28 Aussie Senators was lick'n Xi Jinping's Marxist balls like honey bees on sugarsmacks.

Hey, boys 'n girls, Commies is a Disease - they need tar be beat on the head with a heap of heavy common sense.   Ricardovitz - report'n the news ta Aussies since 1976.

Chief Chink, Xi Jinping be too fat ta lead, some reckon. Thar international community is frett'n this week 'bout revelations implicatin Commie China’s Xi Jinping bein too dern fat to ta tell Americans tar go fornicate themselves.

Xi Jinping cain't even blow out no birfday candels.  Nosiree, he cain't!!  China corresponded reported Xi Jinping 's already be vary angry, vary hungry, 'n still VARY FAT.  Anywhoo, I done read this in thar Washington Free Beacon.  Thar's also a li'll ditty 'bout it in thar White National Free Press.

Ever watched when they killed him? More balls than any of the Yankee assholes will ever have.

Prof. What is the antigen that elicits the repsonse? The spike protein you say; but is it the Lee or the Gupta?

You know whenever I see your deranged rants Ricky I hear banjos. And I hear pigs squealing. I imagine the mud pit where you, your sister, and the pig are rolling around naked. Enjoying yourselves in the way that your dumbarse god meant.

Now I got nothing against you hillbillies expressing your sexuality. We are all entitled to that. But it is the pig I object to. Can't you just stick to poking your sister; why must you bring the poor defenceless creature into your peverted orgies?

Hope one day that pig get's his jaws on your little pea shooter and rips it right off ya hillbilly cunt!

You want thar Devil-Jab?  Stick that jabber of yers in thar AIDS infested, poo coated rectal thang them lady-boys git on thar King's Cross. Yu'll have a life 'o Devil-bliss 'n ferever shits of piss....'n blood.

Does this XenoxVac jab enter thru the Pineal gland? Can it unlock the secrets of our universe for me?

Will it Immunise me against the pains of life? The dread days of living? Stop my mind turning in on itself as I grow steadily shabby and old...

Can it it unleash the power within? My strength unleashed in a fury of fists and violence. Maybe with it I can liberate the oppressed. The downtrodden. Can it make me a beacon of Power and Worship?

With my 'Second Shot' will I be able to stand naked and not ashamed amongst my peers? My manhood proud, bold, and erect?

I tell you, if this vaccine cannot. Then I will not.

Dr. Japimoto, you ain't git nothin!  My brain is vast 'n smart. A tribute ta thar top-dog of all mankind. I can outsmart ya cipher'n, farm'in, mix'n charmicles 'n corralling farm hands. This tain't no bragadociary by Ricardovitz.  Nosirree itain't.  Thar Lord smiled down apon Ricardovits when he was birthed.  I be liv'n thar dream.  The Lord's Cross smile'n down upon me from the mountain yonder.  Lit up God's sky ever night.

@RicardovitzI got a vaccine for you my good man. It will inject a neuronal stem cell. Which could then locate itself into your obviously empty skull and populate you with a brain.

Git poked, er git revoked.  Thar Vaccine 'll set ya free, 'n I git a special vaccine fer folks work'n my land.  Yessiree, I surely do!!!  Come on down 'n I'll git ya credit at my Ricardovitz company store.  Good fer yer hole fambily, specially them little ones.  Give 'em a touch of go-juice 'n watchout, cuz they git ta pick'n collard greens like a piglet root'n 'round fer the red-root.

@Dr Fauci, WashingtonI normally don't descend into the cheap seats but seeing this is from the great man of Washington I thought I'd better respond...

Where is the peer review Anthony? Up ya fucking arse,that's where it is!
You think that someone with my intellect would deign to let some Dr Nobody from Hicksville Institute have a look at my world shaking research? No. Fucking. Way.
Now how about you piss off back to DC and come up with your own bloody vaccine.

Love, Prof Williams.

You know I had some fucking plans before all this shit. Lined up a lot of meetings with investors all over the World for my project. And this type of project requires face to face meetings. Anyone can fake it over Zoom, right?

The dreams I had for myself, my family, my community... All shattered by this fucking virus. So I am hoping Prof that this vaccine, unlike all the rest, will give us the break we need to go out there and INNOVATE and ENTREPRENEUR.

Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I will do.

Peer review my good man. Where is the peer review?

Sounds fabulous! Where can I score, sorry, get some of this hi-tech saviour? I've had it with the masks and shackles.

@RicardovitzOh that'll be wonderful Ricky. We do need something new to clean the dunny with.

While yer walk'n 'bout with yer Willie polk'in out on Bourke St, why not have a gander at Ricardovitz's "Rebel Shoppe".  Jest ask the counter-jockey fer "Big-Jimmy" and he'll give ya a li'll Confederate Flag fer free!!! Yessiree!!!

Inject me with your love Jeebus!

Got my jabs so feeling as free as bird. So free in fact that I might just walk down Bourke St with my fly undone.

@RicardovitzDumbass. You from the USA? Then you is a Yankee. And you can kiss my dixie ass!

I ain't no Yankee.  That's like say'n yer Abos is Geechee negros. Anywho, I'm run'n fer Prime Minister of Australia - a vote fer Ricky is a vote fer Freedom.

@RicardovitzPresident Jimmy is a legend mate. He put solar panels on the White House, and Osama into Afghanistan. What more could a liberal want? He made them feel all righteous and holy, meanwhile the turd he just dropped destroyed the third world.

Hard to know with the Yanks who is worse. Hillbilly numbnuts like Ricky. Or their dumbarse sanctimonious Liberal class.

Fuck them all I say.

I dern't do noth'n coz that south-georgia, Jimmy Carter fool!  That 'ol dummy Carter, jest made it so's the po-po can give you a seeding ticket fer driv'n 56mph.  We told that fook Carter ta go fornicate the Devil.  Up here we banned thar Devil, but we still know how ta run a hot rod up the arse-end of a south-Georgia Democrat gummer.

Den1 come back

@RicardovitzWhy you peanut planting fiend! Are you really just a hillbilly cos-playing Jimmy Carter after all?

Well, howdy Jimmy.  When you git washed up in thar hills of Clayton GA, I'm a gonna be thar, gun in hand 'n a good pay'n job fer ya.  You can pick my peanuts 'n if you dern't yer boyfriend can pick my buckshot outa yer balls.

When the ice shears off Greenland and Antarctica, and raises the sea level instantly by 5 meters we are gunna be like that fish. Dead and washed up on some faraway shore.

Enjoy your future.

Bring back Tzippi and Condoleeza! They really knew how to have diplomatic get togethers, where critical issues were discussed, human rights negotiated, and land swaps for peace made.

And what else would they do after all that?

Well, I can only imagine!

Yours with blood engorged staff in hand,
Hairy Fuknuckle

This tain't no Peachtree City, boy.  Them fool white folks rid'n 'round in golf carts think'n some dumb 'ol fence is gonna keep y'all negros out - you stick with them, ya hear?  Cuz, up here we take our guns out 'n start shoot'n em all a sudden fer no reason at all, or ta shoot any 'ol livin thang wonder'n 'bout.  Tain't no negro who wonder all thar way up in these parts make it out 'live without pay'n our exit tax.

@RicardovitzGunna be bug zapping your white ass you dumbass! When the brothers come and repossess your farm we gunna hitch you to a plough and run your white ass to the ground. Gunna be laughing all the way

Tain't got none of them kind of folks 'round here.  We gotta big lit Cross up on thar town mountain ta keep 'em away.  Works on Jews, Muslims ''n Negros.  Better 'n' a bug-zapper.